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Satanic Bay Area

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Doing great things in the name of Satan throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.

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TONIGHT:

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OCTOBER 26:

A deed without a name. ...but, like, not in a weird way.

Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone's such an expert on your problems these days, you wonder where they studied it.

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Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 2d

Actually this probably should have been our cover image for this one.

blackmassappeal.com/2025/10/01/b...

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OCTOBER 20:

The stage will not be able to contain the sheer volume of heresy being plotted, there WILL be a splash zone.

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OCTOBER 20:

The stage will not be able to contain the sheer volume of heresy being plotted, there WILL be a splash zone.

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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 26:

They tell us this is a free country? Well they've never been very good at following up on that, but just this once let's take them at their word and...be free. Who could possibly tell us we're wrong?

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And now, your Sunday Sermon.

If they're not going to nail him to it then what's it even for?

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Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 8d

On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal:

We're getting right to the point--all five of them.

blackmassappeal.com/2025/10/01/b...

Black Mass Appeal, Episode 205 - Oops, All Pentagrams Edition

We're finally getting to the point--all five of them, with our pentagram-al provision.

blackmassappeal.com

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Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 10d

PSA (Public Satan Announcement):

The episode of Black Mass Appeal scheduled for today will release tomorrow instead--we're Falling Back early, so hopefully we can trust someone to catch us.

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