SatanicPanDick
@satanicpandick.bsky.social
All Cops Are BlueSky
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd.
Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good.
He/They/Any
Hail Thyself
Praise Jibbers
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
"How dare you try to live sustainably! Think of the damage you're causing the stock market! Stop being so selfish!"
Destroying the economy by continuing to use 50- to 70-year-old cameras.
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"How dare you try to live sustainably! Think of the damage you're causing the stock market! Stop being so selfish!"
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Me: "This edible ain't shit!"
Me, five minutes later:
Me, five minutes later:
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Me: "This edible ain't shit!"
Me, five minutes later:
Me, five minutes later:
The ending of Mary Poppins be like:
"Hey, you killed my dad!
Would you like a promotion?"
"Hey, you killed my dad!
Would you like a promotion?"
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The ending of Mary Poppins be like:
"Hey, you killed my dad!
Would you like a promotion?"
"Hey, you killed my dad!
Would you like a promotion?"
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November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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we are each others executioners or whatever // #wrestlingart 🤼🤼♂️🤼♀️
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
we are each others executioners or whatever // #wrestlingart 🤼🤼♂️🤼♀️
Just the two most reliable workhorses in the business main eventing the opening night of the C2. You know, as expected 🤩
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just the two most reliable workhorses in the business main eventing the opening night of the C2. You know, as expected 🤩
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
Darby Allin never had a chance considering Kevin Knight seemingly has literal flight superpowers
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Darby Allin never had a chance considering Kevin Knight seemingly has literal flight superpowers
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ah yes, the outside of the ring. Historically the safest place to be when fighting a high flying luchador 😂
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ah yes, the outside of the ring. Historically the safest place to be when fighting a high flying luchador 😂
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Goddamn, Swerve's new theme is pure hostile Aura!!!
The Most Dangerous Man in AEW is BACK back
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
The Most Dangerous Man in AEW is BACK back
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Goddamn, Swerve's new theme is pure hostile Aura!!!
The Most Dangerous Man in AEW is BACK back
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
The Most Dangerous Man in AEW is BACK back
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYIN
Don't...
Don't make me choose between the Babes of Wrath and the Sisters of Sin 🥺
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
Don't make me choose between the Babes of Wrath and the Sisters of Sin 🥺
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYIN
Don't...
Don't make me choose between the Babes of Wrath and the Sisters of Sin 🥺
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
Don't make me choose between the Babes of Wrath and the Sisters of Sin 🥺
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Don't...
Don't make me choose between the Babes of Wrath and the Sisters of Sin 🥺
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
Don't make me choose between the Babes of Wrath and the Sisters of Sin 🥺
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
The way AEW pauses before impacts on their PPV recaps just makes a part of my brain really mad that HBOMax's live feed crashed again
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The way AEW pauses before impacts on their PPV recaps just makes a part of my brain really mad that HBOMax's live feed crashed again
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
#AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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*Robespierre voice* NO ONE?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*Robespierre voice* NO ONE?!?!
Every side of the AI discourse is wrong and very stupid.
Yes, even yours.
Yes, even mine.
Yes, even yours.
Yes, even mine.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Every side of the AI discourse is wrong and very stupid.
Yes, even yours.
Yes, even mine.
Yes, even yours.
Yes, even mine.