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SatanicPanDick
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All Cops Are BlueSky Satanist Anarchist with excellent taste in music. Occasionally very funny. Relapsing shitposter. Sports and Pro Wrestling nerd. Prefers Bisexual, but the pun was too good. He/They/Any Hail Thyself Praise Jibbers
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 1h
Did Pat McAfee performative cry again?
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 1h
Stay away from me-e!
American Boo-ty!
Mama let me be-e!
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 12h
Why'd they put mood lighting in catering?
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 12h
The WNBA will play games in Riyadh next year and A'Ja Wilson do a huge press tour about how great it is to bring the WNBA to the Saudi government.

I will be right about this
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 13h
No
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 13h
If you enjoy anything... Fuck you.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 15h
MOST

VALUABLE

WHISTLE
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 15h
Man, you're some how worse at predicting rigged sports than you are at politics...
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 16h
Ryan Reynolds is not making me like Mint Mobile but Mint Mobile ads are making me HATE Ryan Reynolds
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 16h
Suck my fucking dick
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Because it was more predetermined than pro wrestling.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
A'ja shot the same amount of free throws the entire Mercury squad, but ok.

Rigged from the fucking start (Just like Tom's rings)
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
And with that, I cancel my Sling TV account and begin fully decoupling from sports entirely.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Who's excited for next season's Commissioner's Cup in Saudi Arabia featuring Chase Bank's A'ja Wilson hosted by the Riyadh Comedy Festival's Kevin Hart

#wnba
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
The Phoenix Mercury are 17-19 on free throws tonight

A'ja Wilson is also 17-19 on free throws tonight.

But no, A'ja doesn't have a special whistle at all...
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
The Aces are 24-3 since the WNBA decided to rig the season in their favor.

Cathy is probably hoping A'ja connection to the Riyadh Comedy Festival's Kevin Hart can land her some of that sweet Saudi money

#wnba
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Which is why these refs deliberately fouled her out of the game
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
On 17-19 free throw shooting.

Gotta love that A'ja whistle
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social · 17h
Copper has 30.
#WNBA #LVvsPHX
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
The WNBA was never going to allow the Mercury to have a shot in these finals because none of them are in Chase Bank commercials with the Riyadh Comedy Festival's Kevin Hart.

#wnba
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Cathy can't let the Mercury win. None of them are in annoying commercials with Kevin Hart. That's what the refs prioritize
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 23h
Mercedes Mone has won the Bodyslam Women’s Championship in Denmark

10 belts for Mercedes
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
So how much do you think the refs made from their bets on this series?

#wnba
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Apparently "eject DeWanna Bonner" is the refs new game plan
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Who else do the refs need to eject to secure a sweep, or do the Aces just need to go back to injuring leading scorers

#wnba
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Who else do the refs need to eject to secure a sweep, or do the Aces just need to go back to injuring leading scorers

#wnba
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 17h
Utter horseshit, but this entire series has been rigged by the officials though.
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