Sausage Wizard
sausagewiz.bsky.social
Sausage Wizard
@sausagewiz.bsky.social
if lebron james was alive he would be the best tickler
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things I think they should add to Minecraft: a thread by me here's the emoji 🧵
if rdr2 was about anatomy: leg dead redemption 2
May 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
who else sees the guy laying down in the clouds
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
this is how I feel when nobody likes my #slopposting
April 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Gamefreak announces that they’ll be giving a shiny Eevee as a gift for those who order the game early, here’s proof. 👇
April 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CONFIRMED: Toby Turner (Tobuscus) will be voicing Zygarde in "Pokemon Legends ZA"
April 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i have been hearing rumours about pokemon legends za, stay tuned
April 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey guys just a quick statement from me, the CEO of Prolapsed Parliament.
We are proud to announce Ishowspeed fighters we will make the game ASAP also Thank you for the 12 million fans 😍we will make more games
April 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
if I had a drill I would be making soooo many tunnels it wouldn't even be funny
March 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I went for a walk today #nature #exercise and I saw an evil serial killer #shock #scary

those who know 💀👇:
March 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
been working hard at the lab today on the mr beast clone project but so far this is all we managed to do #lab #experiment #mrbeastclone2027 #releasethebeast
March 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i have changed my ways i will be kinder to people anger caught the better judgement of me i am sorry i will return to #slopposting tomorrow
this is my message to the haters I will keep #slopposting until I'm a dead man fuck cancel culture and fuck the opps because my posts get 1 million likes and people share them to their friends and have a good laugh and theu go to bed happy and you don't have that so stop hating and start liking now
March 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
this is my message to the haters I will keep #slopposting until I'm a dead man fuck cancel culture and fuck the opps because my posts get 1 million likes and people share them to their friends and have a good laugh and theu go to bed happy and you don't have that so stop hating and start liking now
March 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
FUCK
March 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
some interesting headlines in the news today
March 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I invented a new language here is it:
3 is a
2 is b
5 is c
8 is every other letter so you have to guess

I will exclusively be posting using this so please learn it off by heart if you want to read my posts

it's name is happy language please don't steal it
March 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Fml I just opened a portal to a 6th dimensional McDonald's and now there's burgers flying fucking everywhere and idk what 2 do
March 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
this reply has made me enter a deep depression and i will no longer be doing daily posts and i will have a loose schedule shame on @ayyosirocco.bsky.social for doing this im not happy about it im absolutely fuming
I’d say this deserves an 8/10, could use a better build up, hope to see you next time
March 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
carti if he didnt make music but instead was having a good time with his friends: I AM HAPPY

rate this tweet down below 👇
March 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i just caught 23 brand new fish i will be announcing their names soon 👀
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Wtf
March 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
president oswald has been tasked to destroy the alien invasion happening in america ill keep you all updated if something happens
March 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM