Gamers Out of Context
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When my Discord buds play a game without me, I hear the most interesting things
Paladin: "Well we have 34 freed people. There's a prison over there. Maybe we can store them there?"
Everyone: [Mental needle scratch]
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Everyone: [Mental needle scratch]
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December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Paladin: "Well we have 34 freed people. There's a prison over there. Maybe we can store them there?"
Everyone: [Mental needle scratch]
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Everyone: [Mental needle scratch]
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Sorcerer: I think I'm going to use my ass clapping advantage.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sorcerer: I think I'm going to use my ass clapping advantage.
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DM: Ranger, you wake up after the healing word. You're on a table. Your liver is next to you.
Ranger: I thought it might have gone back in?
Cleric: The Healing Word was "Put that thing back where it came from so help me!"
DM: It's slurping itself back in.
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Ranger: I thought it might have gone back in?
Cleric: The Healing Word was "Put that thing back where it came from so help me!"
DM: It's slurping itself back in.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
DM: Ranger, you wake up after the healing word. You're on a table. Your liver is next to you.
Ranger: I thought it might have gone back in?
Cleric: The Healing Word was "Put that thing back where it came from so help me!"
DM: It's slurping itself back in.
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Ranger: I thought it might have gone back in?
Cleric: The Healing Word was "Put that thing back where it came from so help me!"
DM: It's slurping itself back in.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Cleric: So, what if we like tied you to one of us to keep you safe?
Unicorn: In what way?
Sorcerer: Consensual bondage!
Cleric: I wasn't going to say it THAT WAY.
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Unicorn: In what way?
Sorcerer: Consensual bondage!
Cleric: I wasn't going to say it THAT WAY.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Cleric: So, what if we like tied you to one of us to keep you safe?
Unicorn: In what way?
Sorcerer: Consensual bondage!
Cleric: I wasn't going to say it THAT WAY.
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Unicorn: In what way?
Sorcerer: Consensual bondage!
Cleric: I wasn't going to say it THAT WAY.
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Sorcerer: If someone called you a bird because you have wings, would that be fair?
Erinyes: ......What?
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Erinyes: ......What?
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December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Sorcerer: If someone called you a bird because you have wings, would that be fair?
Erinyes: ......What?
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Erinyes: ......What?
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NPC: "You'll need a magic weapon to hurt the monster."
Sorcerer: "Baby, I am a magic weapon."
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Sorcerer: "Baby, I am a magic weapon."
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November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
NPC: "You'll need a magic weapon to hurt the monster."
Sorcerer: "Baby, I am a magic weapon."
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Sorcerer: "Baby, I am a magic weapon."
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DM: "It's research time. What roll will people be using?"
Fighter: "Investigation!"
Cleric: "Religion!"
Bard: "Also investigation."
Monk: "Perception to spot books!"
Sorcerer: "I'm making snacks!!!"
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Fighter: "Investigation!"
Cleric: "Religion!"
Bard: "Also investigation."
Monk: "Perception to spot books!"
Sorcerer: "I'm making snacks!!!"
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November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
DM: "It's research time. What roll will people be using?"
Fighter: "Investigation!"
Cleric: "Religion!"
Bard: "Also investigation."
Monk: "Perception to spot books!"
Sorcerer: "I'm making snacks!!!"
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Fighter: "Investigation!"
Cleric: "Religion!"
Bard: "Also investigation."
Monk: "Perception to spot books!"
Sorcerer: "I'm making snacks!!!"
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Rogue/Fighter: "I can cast sword all day!"
Bard: "And the barbarian can cast fist.......wait."
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Bard: "And the barbarian can cast fist.......wait."
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November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Rogue/Fighter: "I can cast sword all day!"
Bard: "And the barbarian can cast fist.......wait."
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Bard: "And the barbarian can cast fist.......wait."
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November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sorcerer: "The imp, instead of doing anything sexy, is just gonna throw his balls around the room."
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November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Sorcerer: "The imp, instead of doing anything sexy, is just gonna throw his balls around the room."
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November 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Sorcerer: "The imp's going to put his balls away and go join everyone else."
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November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sorcerer: "The imp's going to put his balls away and go join everyone else."
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November 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Nothing like ending a session by telling the DM that TWO characters now know Wish.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Nothing like ending a session by telling the DM that TWO characters now know Wish.
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November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Artificer: "We need to go north to stop the bunny from pooping."
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October 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Artificer: "We need to go north to stop the bunny from pooping."
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Harengon: "I'm going to stay here and keep my poop company."
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October 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Harengon: "I'm going to stay here and keep my poop company."
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DM: "So, Artificer, you can't see what the Harengon is staring at, but you can see she's made a lil pile of poops for some reason."
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October 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
DM: "So, Artificer, you can't see what the Harengon is staring at, but you can see she's made a lil pile of poops for some reason."
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Paladin: "What did I dooooo?! Oh wait... I got glitter in their fur. My bad I guess."
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October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Paladin: "What did I dooooo?! Oh wait... I got glitter in their fur. My bad I guess."
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Pro tip: To add suspense into a game, just roll dice behind the screen for no reason.
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October 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pro tip: To add suspense into a game, just roll dice behind the screen for no reason.
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Artificer: "Well, if everyone else is gonna be stupid, so will I!"
DM: "That's the spirit!"
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DM: "That's the spirit!"
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October 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Artificer: "Well, if everyone else is gonna be stupid, so will I!"
DM: "That's the spirit!"
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DM: "That's the spirit!"
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October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM