Chris Williams ☕
@scampiuk.bsky.social
I am a bacon sandwich of hope in a otherwise desolate universe. 'Some API scrub'. Director of Engineering at @easyfundraising.bsky.social. Oh, Dad of two.
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Did I accidentally buy two @jameshoffmann.bsky.social mugs? NO O DID IT ON PURPOSE
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Did I accidentally buy two @jameshoffmann.bsky.social mugs? NO O DID IT ON PURPOSE
Whoever has changed the Favicon for Outlook and the Calendar, change it back.
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Whoever has changed the Favicon for Outlook and the Calendar, change it back.
Not calling the Dinosaur spin-off of Paw Patrol "Claw Patrol" was a real miss
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Not calling the Dinosaur spin-off of Paw Patrol "Claw Patrol" was a real miss
To all those who have kids going back to school today.. treat yo'self
a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
To all those who have kids going back to school today.. treat yo'self
It's mullet time! Made for Alex's Veggies in Stevens ville, MI by Forte Coffee, brought back to the UK by me
August 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's mullet time! Made for Alex's Veggies in Stevens ville, MI by Forte Coffee, brought back to the UK by me
Me: is it bed time?
Universe: Dude it's 08:50 you've just got up....
Universe: Dude it's 08:50 you've just got up....
August 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: is it bed time?
Universe: Dude it's 08:50 you've just got up....
Universe: Dude it's 08:50 you've just got up....
At work? Got jet lag? Family sitting in the garden in the sunshine? Friday? Welcome.
a police officer is standing with his arms crossed and says i am in incredible pain
ALT: a police officer is standing with his arms crossed and says i am in incredible pain
media.tenor.com
August 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
At work? Got jet lag? Family sitting in the garden in the sunshine? Friday? Welcome.
Never, ever, trust a printer
July 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Never, ever, trust a printer
Fifth: battered sausage from the chip shop will beat any hotdog on any day off the week
Fourth: snags (sausage in a slice of bread) or a sausage sandwich is by far superior to a hotdog, as it's a valid breakfast
Third: those rolla hot things where the bread is hollow and the hotdog goes in the middle are an abomination
July 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fifth: battered sausage from the chip shop will beat any hotdog on any day off the week
Fourth: snags (sausage in a slice of bread) or a sausage sandwich is by far superior to a hotdog, as it's a valid breakfast
Third: those rolla hot things where the bread is hollow and the hotdog goes in the middle are an abomination
Second: hotdogs are not a meal. You may feel full after one or more, but it's a snack, not a meal
July 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fourth: snags (sausage in a slice of bread) or a sausage sandwich is by far superior to a hotdog, as it's a valid breakfast
Third: those rolla hot things where the bread is hollow and the hotdog goes in the middle are an abomination
Second: hotdogs are not a meal. You may feel full after one or more, but it's a snack, not a meal
First, I've been asked "are hotdogs fast food". Yes. Yes they are
July 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Third: those rolla hot things where the bread is hollow and the hotdog goes in the middle are an abomination
Second: hotdogs are not a meal. You may feel full after one or more, but it's a snack, not a meal
First, I've been asked "are hotdogs fast food". Yes. Yes they are
Hotdog thread.
July 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Second: hotdogs are not a meal. You may feel full after one or more, but it's a snack, not a meal
First, I've been asked "are hotdogs fast food". Yes. Yes they are
Hotdog thread.
July 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
First, I've been asked "are hotdogs fast food". Yes. Yes they are
so the thing that finally killed excel was the `LOWER()` function
July 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
so the thing that finally killed excel was the `LOWER()` function
I've done a thing! I can tick it off my list! Friday Goals.
July 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I've done a thing! I can tick it off my list! Friday Goals.
This bread is too spicy
July 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This bread is too spicy
Wait, when did The Verge go behind a paywall?
July 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Wait, when did The Verge go behind a paywall?
July 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
DisplayPort automatic input detection and switching _just doesn't work_, does it?
July 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
DisplayPort automatic input detection and switching _just doesn't work_, does it?
Reposted by Chris Williams ☕
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM