I love wearing a #blondie to bed! And if *you* would like your very own blonde wrapped around you, I’ll see you tonight at @club859.bsky.social from 9pm 😏🍑

#debbieharryishotaf #pjs #blondeshavemorefun #actuallydidwakeuplikethis!

#freethenipple demonstrations at @club859.bsky.social until midnight!

Or catch the live encore tour this weekend!

Fri: 9pm-2am
Sat: 9pm-2am
Sun: 3pm-9pm

Lads! I’m back with my girls at @club859.bsky.social! I’m very excited because it’s been THREE WEEKS (and they’re all so ridiculously hot.)

I am obviously now ridiculously horny. And so … who wants to be first in, undressed? Tonight until 2am 😘

Sun: 3pm-9pm
Weds: 6pm-12am
Fri: 9pm-2am
Sat: 9pm-2am

✨Things They Don’t Tell You About Sex Work✨

Finding an atm that accepts a cash deposit is a mission that requires food, water, and a first aid kit. If you fail, you don’t get to online order ANYTHING. Not even if you’re SICK.

There is a dark side to this profession. My beem is now in my profile. 😭

Apologies, lads! No shift this evening. I’d love to have an extremely sexy excuse, but the truth is I got lost in IKEA today, which started a chain reaction of complete nonsense that cannot be expressed within the confines of a character limit.

Rest assured FÜKS will be back in stock again asap.😁🇸🇪

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Personal office hours:
W: 4-10
F: 9-2
S: 9-2
S: 3-9

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Replies to messages are now limited to in-person only, with my fingers (and mouth, and legs, and tits and—) doing the talking at @club859.bsky.social on:

Wed: 5pm-11pm
Fri: 10pm-3am
Sat: 9pm-2am
Sun: 3pm-9pm

Why waste time sliding into the DM’s when you could be sliding into this instead!? 😏🤤😘

The tragedy of a rescheduled private turns into lemonade as I discover that, if I ever feel the desire to release an LP, I’ve got the cover art fucking SORTED. #allundressed #mrbrightside #seewhatididthere

If a slut is unfucked in a bedroom, is she still a slut? Deep.

I’M BACK!

Gentlemen, and other men of Melbourne, here is my left tit as a gift to you after my week’s absence.

New account. OG name. Wearing colours!? It’s like I’m a brand new innocent to the industry! Come and corrupt me at the new HQ,
@club859.bsky.social. Who can slam me in every room first!?