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🐉 sc.Dave‏!?!?!!
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Would recommend not watching the Eric André special with your mum if you don't want to have to explain what "bukakke" is to her
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
what weed tastes like raviolis? I want that
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Gunna watch Zootopia 2 with my mum at the cinema tomorrow. Can someone tell me when the sex scenes are so I can briefly leave and don't have to awkwardly watch them with my mum? Thanks!!
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
yknow I don't collect Pokémon, but I've been addicted to YouTube vids of people trying to collect full sets lmao

I'm HOOKED
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
so these were in my Xmas crackers instead of gifts but my mum threw away the box by accident so we can't play the game these were meant for

I basically got existential crisis crackers lmao
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
UK underground hip-hop/rap is actually fucking great right now lol
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Who has that cute red fluffy dragon fursona? Looking for a specific pic

This is something I dare not search for in public
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
if i was ever stupid wealthy I'd get 300 people with the same name and buy them all tickets to the same flight just to see what'd happen
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Really wanna get the shittest, but graded, PSA 0 Pokémon card
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Feeling for Australia right now.

I am astonished that an unarmed fruit shop owner single handedly disarmed a gunman whilst being shot *twice*, holy fuck.

It's even more nice to see that he's a Muslim and completely dismantled any right wing argument before it began. Absolute fucking legend
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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uk crows be like
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yknow, now being a legal cannabis user and someone who also takes ADHD medication daily makes me think that I was legitimately self-medicating with raves when I was younger lmao
December 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I wanna move to Rotterdam
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
PRSPCT fucked me up, 20000/10
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
kinda odd to think about how I started to make and release music before the term "EDM" was really a thing

Anyone else just realise they were old?
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Rotterdam soon aaaaaa
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
had a dream that there was a new type of weed that basically just looked like a cabbage with a huge nug inside instead of leaves and was literally called "Devils Lettuce"

honestly I'd give it a go?
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
things I know how they theoretically work, but secretly think its impossible and that it's magic:

- undersea fibre-optic cables
- the amount of calculations a CPU makes in a second
- Belgium
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Got a medical marijuana appointment Monday.

What a time to be alive
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
youtu.be/jcutNFPwXPE?...

I absolutely need a khaen in my life
Car Alarm (extended reprise)
YouTube video by pat’s soundhouse
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
someone said they liked my outfit on the apartment complex stairs after I came home out of breath covered in rain after cycling yesterday

ngl, been riding that high ever since
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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PSST👂

NEW GAME releasing soon-ish!🚨

it's not the sequel to Eggwife🥚(yet), but you can think of it as an in-between-quel of Eggwife's 2 parts!

Cubicle 77🚽is a short anomaly-hunting🔍spin-off of Eggwife, and you can wishlist it right F*UCKIN NOW on STEAM!!

store.steampowered.com/app/3796740/...
77p egg: Cubicle 77 on Steam
You are trapped in the endless toilet dimension or something. Observe your surroundings carefully to get back to your wife and finish your lunch.
store.steampowered.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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The knight who could make cunts speak - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I prefer analogue clocks because they look warmer
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Was somehow jolted awake last night at 4am by YouTube as it auto-played EXTREMELY FUCKING LOUD... lullabies.

don't think playing them louder makes me go to sleep harder
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM