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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 1d

"Can I give myself a Spider-Man kiss?"
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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 3d

i love the internet, i love that i get to make content from this now, thank you anon

if anyone else would like to send anonymous messages to me, ill read them on a future stream:

www.schlaacka.com/banned

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 8d

This guy seems strong asf.
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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 13d

We are cooking today. (I've never gotten 50 stars in SM64...)

Crowd Control @crowdcontrol.live · 14d

LOBBY ROYAL PREMIERES TOMORROW!

50% of coins spent get added to the prize pool. The first 10 streamers to complete the challenge, get a cut of the cash! 💸

🎮 A NEW SM64 PACK!
📅 THIS Friday, stream 5:45, race starts at 6pm!
📺 twitch.tv/crowdcontrol & participants' channels

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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 13d

I gave my chat the ability to Rapture for Rapture Day.

youtu.be/qHKs2qclg8M?...

I gave chat the ability to rapture each other for Rapture Day.

YouTube video by Schlaacka (ft. TTS)

youtu.be

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 13d

WTF is Rapture Day?

Full video on YouTube.
youtu.be/qHKs2qclg8M?...

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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 16d

Who wants some hot dogs?
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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 16d

this was called "Only Go Up 2" on the Switch eShop.

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 17d

Full video on YouTube.
youtu.be/6PmBPjv9CvI?...

Waterpark Simulator, but I'm a little drunk.

YouTube video by Schlaacka (ft. TTS)

youtu.be

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 17d

Waterpark Simulator, but I'm a little bit drunk.

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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 17d

When megachurches are using AI to create videos of Charlie Kirk talking nonsense about religion, but I can't get him to say ANYTHING about me!!

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 17d

I <3 Gartic Phone w/ chat.
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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 18d

Schlaacka out of context.
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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 21d

they should have a lesbian black trans woman replace jimmy kimmel. that would really piss off lil donnie

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 21d

I had to cringe through re-watching this clip, so now so do you.

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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 21d

Anyways,

Supermarket Simulator, but I'm a little drunk.

youtu.be/6PmBPjv9CvI?...

Waterpark Simulator, but I'm a little drunk.

YouTube video by Schlaacka (ft. TTS)

youtu.be

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 22d

Can you imagine, yourself, using a colleague's murder to fuel this level of misinformation, hate, and dishonesty nationwide? No. That's because it's fucking crazy

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 22d

At the very least, Donald Trump using Charlie Kirk's murders as fuel to stir his war on free speech/truth continues to prove how little he actually gives a shit about Charlie Kirk lmfao.

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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 22d

day #2 of our AC leaking and our apartment ghosting us on whether they're going to come fix it

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 22d

This is the Bad Place.
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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 23d

I was invited to a Mario Kart World tournament (I don't play Mario Kart World).

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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 24d

i'm sorry i have yet to find any pics or gameplay of sonic racing crossworlds that makes it even remotely comparable to other modern racers.

this isn't rage bait. i played the demo. it plays like slop and it looks like slop. this is what a $70 game plus extra paid dlc plays like in 2025?

Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · 26d

holy sh*t we are so back.
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Schlaacka @schlaacka.bsky.social · Sep 8

12 hours of this yesterday.
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