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they/them ♈
just another person
remind me to think
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
praise the sun
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I wonder if they tanked the economy in April to 1) blame Democrats for economy at start of term and 2) claim they had a historic turn around in the first year.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
if only America was educated enough to not listen to malignant men selling simple fixes to huge problems
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
well smack my ass and buy me tacos
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I wish Powell could sue for hostile work conditions
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
If ICE showed up at the polls for intimidation, and the ruling class still lost, what do you think they'd say was the cause?
January 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Does protesting work if those in power are in a tech ceo-manufactured echo chamber
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
What's sad to me is that the Republican ruling class has essentially chosen bravado and greed to the detriment of every other American.
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
ugh wealth extraction, am I right?
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
wait hear me out, grilled cheese with a layer of tomato and tater tots.
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
and why the hell does sick time reset in the middle of flu and cold season, you really think I'm going to need 0 hours of sick time?
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
we're 3 days in and I'm already at two items in my bingo card, we're going down hill so fast ffs
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
it's 2026, live to the fullest, buy a new shirt, rent a car, move to Toronto, start gambling, lose the car, make a deal with a loan shark, lose that money trying to get the car back, flee the country, get tackled by five men in balaclavas, live every day like its your last ✨
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
give me the drugs that make me feel normal please
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
one thing to be learned from Star wars is that fascists always show up
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I swear to God if there is a year a tech company doesn't name itself after a Tolkien noun I'll shave my head.
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
drunk elephant snot bubble
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
chicken over rice never did anyone wrong
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"this two ingredient meal"
bruh your recipe card has 5 ingredients
December 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
there's never enough references to other types of cheese, it's always "swiss cheese"
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
a 1950s smoke break is checking your phone in the 2020s
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
is the dystopian cyberpunk future the goal or a warning, I can't tell anymore
December 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This company meets with the president.

www.theverge.com/news/827658/...
Meta had a 17-strike policy for sex trafficking, former safety leader claims
Meta is in more hot water.
www.theverge.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I am transgender woman inside the womens loo @ukparliament.parliament.uk
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM