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Ben Schumin, i.e. the guy that runs The Schumin Web.
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A woman randomly gave me this little tiny stone today as I was leaving a doctor's appointment. She said, "For some reason, I feel like I need to give this to you," and then handed me the stone. I thanked her for it. It's pretty looking, too. Lots of different colors. #randomencounters
Elyse just bought a UV flashlight. Why do I get the sense that I'm going to end up having to clean a lot of things as a result of this? #uvflashlight #iamintrouble #anotherdirtyroom
A leaf with an imprint in the concrete at Grosvenor station. #wmata #leaves #concrete #imprint
Finally made it to the new Buc-ee's in Mount Crawford. So weird to have a Buc-ee's down here. #bucees #rockingham #mountcrawford #hondahrv #fillerup
Dear Walmart: I know that you can afford to put more than one urinal in this bathroom. So why didn't you, especially when you have all of this space? #staunton #walmart #crapperdesign #restroom
Mints are best enjoyed in stereo: one in each cheek. #mints #twoarebetterthanone
So I'm at Concentra and I'm pulling up my medication list on Amazon Pharmacy. I say out loud to myself, "Okay, so my authentication code is [whatever it was], and, oh, I'm not supposed to share that with you. Oh, well." #concentraurgentcare #amazonpharmacy
Just heard this on a Steve Lehto video, and it made me laugh:

"There are ten kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

#stevelehto #binary #funny #nerdhumor
Why ask the question at all when you've decided that you know the answer? (Bonus points when it's also the wrong answer!)
Secondly, considering the way that this idiot was driving, it made me wonder whether he was on said substance.

Drive carefully, everyone. #licenseplates #virginiadrivers #thc
An observation from today's commute. A guy in a black SUV cut me off on 270. He had a standard Virginia license plate that started with "THC". First of all, I'm surprised that Virginia didn't skip that letter combo because of drug connotations. #licenseplates #virginiadrivers #thc
I figure that I should take a photo of this, because the upstairs bathroom has not been this clean in a very long time. It took me two hours to do this, and I hate doing it, but you have to admit that when I get going, I do thorough work. #bathroomcleaning #alldone #iamthorough
So this belt was originally $64.95, and would you look at that: it still is $64.95 today. #bootbarn #whatadeal #leesburg
With homecoming season upon us, and as someone who has spent the last 18 years living in Maryland, all of you who call it "HOCO" made me question why people were so excited about going to Howard County (often referred to as "HoCo") before I eventually figured it out.
There's something that you don't see very often. #wmata
I have done my duty and slaughtered about four spotted lanternflies in the last 30 minutes. How many spotted lanternflies have you killed today? #spottedlanternfly #killthemall #invasivespecies
A Biscuit update…

It's been about three months since the last time that I gave you an update on former CARTA bus 3426, which Elyse and I call "Biscuit", and considering that I had mentioned in the previous entry that she did not attend the show in New Jersey because she's in another shop, it seems…
A Biscuit update…
It's been about three months since the last time that I gave you an update on former CARTA bus 3426, which Elyse and I call "Biscuit", and considering that I had mentioned in the previous entry that she did not attend the show in New Jersey because she's in another shop, it seems like it's time to share a update on the state of her restoration.
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Dear @target: this arrangement of the pallet on the salesfloor at the Potomac Yard location in Alexandria, Virginia is unsafe. I tripped over the edge of this and nearly took a tumble, but fortunately caught myself on some of the other product on the pallet. #target #unsafe
I was in Philadelphia today with my drone, and I swung by the IKEA just for old times' sake. It just doesn't feel the same without the Big U here. #ssunitedstates #philadelphia #missingyou #justdoesntfeelthesame
Rub a dub dub, I'm in a tub, and just got the greatest what-the-hell look from a certain someone. #kohlerstore #cherryhillnj #rubadubdub
Said hello to 3426 at Johnson & Towers today up near Baltimore in order to drop a few items off at the bus. While it's sad that she's not going to New Jersey for this year's bus show, there's always next year. #carta3426 #cartabus #newflyerd35hf #johnsonandtowers