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Streaming on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sclurp ✨
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sclurp 📺
Sclurp's Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/sclurp 💛
he/him | Business inquiries: [email protected]
Not sure I saw much in that Direct that I would wanna buy but I thought some of the ports looked pretty impressive.
Very worrying there was no update on Elden Ring though 🤔
Very worrying there was no update on Elden Ring though 🤔
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Not sure I saw much in that Direct that I would wanna buy but I thought some of the ports looked pretty impressive.
Very worrying there was no update on Elden Ring though 🤔
Very worrying there was no update on Elden Ring though 🤔
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February 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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Chewsday stream, innit ✨
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🌈 Sclurp is a queer variety streamer & writer! [Pronouns: he/him] | Business inquiries...
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February 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Chewsday stream, innit ✨
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🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
"Wow, Jackie. I don't know how Sclurp is going to get out of this one. That Aztec puzzle he's just found has sealed him in this chamber."
"That's right, Ken. But wait, if he were only able to get to those platforms and weigh them down somehow, he might be able to move the water wheels?"
"That's right, Ken. But wait, if he were only able to get to those platforms and weigh them down somehow, he might be able to move the water wheels?"
Sony patents AI-generated podcasts voiced by characters from its games. https://ow.ly/J9Oy50Y86I5
February 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
"Wow, Jackie. I don't know how Sclurp is going to get out of this one. That Aztec puzzle he's just found has sealed him in this chamber."
"That's right, Ken. But wait, if he were only able to get to those platforms and weigh them down somehow, he might be able to move the water wheels?"
"That's right, Ken. But wait, if he were only able to get to those platforms and weigh them down somehow, he might be able to move the water wheels?"
We won't be watching Scream 7 😌
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
We won't be watching Scream 7 😌
Dune Part Three has snagged 3 whole ass weeks of IMAX exclusivity when it releases, meaning there'll be no IMAX showings of Avengers 🤭
Oh that tickles me.
Oh that tickles me.
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Dune Part Three has snagged 3 whole ass weeks of IMAX exclusivity when it releases, meaning there'll be no IMAX showings of Avengers 🤭
Oh that tickles me.
Oh that tickles me.
Let 👏 him 👏 go 👏
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Let 👏 him 👏 go 👏
"My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise."
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong
💚⭕⭕⭕⭕ Kirby
💚💚💚⭕⭕ Pokémon
💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Splatoon
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong
💚⭕⭕⭕⭕ Kirby
💚💚💚⭕⭕ Pokémon
💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Splatoon
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade
"My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise."
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚💚 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
⭕️⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚💚 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚💚💚 Splatoon
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚💚 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
⭕️⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚💚 Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚💚💚 Splatoon
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade
"My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise."
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚⭕⭕️ Metroid
⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚 Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚💚⭕ Splatoon
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Xenoblade
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚⭕⭕️ Metroid
⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚💚 Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚💚⭕ Splatoon
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Xenoblade
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise."
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong
💚⭕⭕⭕⭕ Kirby
💚💚💚⭕⭕ Pokémon
💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Splatoon
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
⭕⭕⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚💚💚 Donkey Kong
💚⭕⭕⭕⭕ Kirby
💚💚💚⭕⭕ Pokémon
💚⭕⭕⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Splatoon
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade
Well tonight we're moving on from SHf and starting the community voted title; Control!
🔴LIVE NOW🔴
🔴LIVE NOW🔴
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Well tonight we're moving on from SHf and starting the community voted title; Control!
🔴LIVE NOW🔴
🔴LIVE NOW🔴
Well, last night Silent Hill f may have broken my will to continue my playthrough. Its souls-like combat is unenjoyable, making the survival horror half of the game unenjoyable, making the story unenjoyable. I was so over it every time I did something & they flung another sword legged gobshite at me
January 28, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Well, last night Silent Hill f may have broken my will to continue my playthrough. Its souls-like combat is unenjoyable, making the survival horror half of the game unenjoyable, making the story unenjoyable. I was so over it every time I did something & they flung another sword legged gobshite at me
I thoroughly enjoyed that fainting stunt in the latest Drag Race episode. I had to rewind like ten times because I thought Ru's "Mediiic" was so camp. Whats her face's sudden sitting up and saying "Did I fall? Woah" was also 👌
She made sure she was in the studio lighting for that line delivery.
She made sure she was in the studio lighting for that line delivery.
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed that fainting stunt in the latest Drag Race episode. I had to rewind like ten times because I thought Ru's "Mediiic" was so camp. Whats her face's sudden sitting up and saying "Did I fall? Woah" was also 👌
She made sure she was in the studio lighting for that line delivery.
She made sure she was in the studio lighting for that line delivery.
Oh it's more than hatred.
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Oh it's more than hatred.
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Twin Peaks: Nadine demonstrating her silent drape runners to Big Ed.
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Twin Peaks: Nadine demonstrating her silent drape runners to Big Ed.
Will absolutely fucking suck to boycott sequels to my favourite games but hey ho...
Might be time to sail the high seas.
Might be time to sail the high seas.
Capcom is another studio embracing gen-ai sadly. Popular titles include: Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Okami, Street Fighter, Ace Attorney, Devil May Cry, and Mega Man. -y
Sources: giznewsdaily.com/capcom-discu...
www.ign.com/articles/cap...
Sources: giznewsdaily.com/capcom-discu...
www.ign.com/articles/cap...
Capcom Experimenting With Generative AI to Create 'Hundreds of Thousands of Unique Ideas' Needed to Build In-Game Environments - IGN
Capcom is experimenting with generative AI to create the "hundreds of thousands of unique ideas" needed to build in-game environments.
www.ign.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Will absolutely fucking suck to boycott sequels to my favourite games but hey ho...
Might be time to sail the high seas.
Might be time to sail the high seas.
Well, y'all, I'm fucking furious. My work has gone ahead and segregated the loos with a gender neutral sign stuck on the accessible loos for trans folk.
Ready to kick the fuck oooff.
Ready to kick the fuck oooff.
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Well, y'all, I'm fucking furious. My work has gone ahead and segregated the loos with a gender neutral sign stuck on the accessible loos for trans folk.
Ready to kick the fuck oooff.
Ready to kick the fuck oooff.
Hollywood loves a pedo
First look at Jared Leto as Skeletor in the brand new MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE live action movie.
In theaters June 5.
In theaters June 5.
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Hollywood loves a pedo
Oh Highguard comes out in one week? Let me get my popcorn and open YouTube now, this is gonna be a mess.
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Oh Highguard comes out in one week? Let me get my popcorn and open YouTube now, this is gonna be a mess.
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British people love to say things like “slag off, nob arse!”
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
British people love to say things like “slag off, nob arse!”
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gentle reminder that we are not made to start fresh in January, we should be in hibernation. there is no rush to pursue new goals or reevaluate where you are in life. take this month to rest, and step back into the world when the flowers bloom
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 AM
gentle reminder that we are not made to start fresh in January, we should be in hibernation. there is no rush to pursue new goals or reevaluate where you are in life. take this month to rest, and step back into the world when the flowers bloom
It's funny that Nintendo paywall 4K resolution, like we didn't already pay £400+ for the Switch 2, when it's *only* the resolution they've dialled up. Not a single 4K texture in sight. Can you imagine opening your settings on a PC game and seeing a padlock next to the display settings? 😆
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
It's funny that Nintendo paywall 4K resolution, like we didn't already pay £400+ for the Switch 2, when it's *only* the resolution they've dialled up. Not a single 4K texture in sight. Can you imagine opening your settings on a PC game and seeing a padlock next to the display settings? 😆
I'll be LIVE in an hour, y'all
Seeing as Nintendo randomly released the new Animal Crossing update a day early! 😮
Seeing as Nintendo randomly released the new Animal Crossing update a day early! 😮
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I'll be LIVE in an hour, y'all
Seeing as Nintendo randomly released the new Animal Crossing update a day early! 😮
Seeing as Nintendo randomly released the new Animal Crossing update a day early! 😮
I'm 🔴LIVE🔴 with this future-noir detective game I bought on a whim today 🕵️♂️
Let's solve the case!
twitch.tv/sclurp 👈
Let's solve the case!
twitch.tv/sclurp 👈
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I'm 🔴LIVE🔴 with this future-noir detective game I bought on a whim today 🕵️♂️
Let's solve the case!
twitch.tv/sclurp 👈
Let's solve the case!
twitch.tv/sclurp 👈