Scoobs
@scoobs.bsky.social
I make websites & website accessories. Mr. Doo was my father
Dear restaurants: a location is not a menu! If I go to your website looking for the menu, I'm looking for the chance to convince me to eat at your place, especially if it's somewhere I haven't been before. I don't want to order online or download your app or some other dark pattern!
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Dear restaurants: a location is not a menu! If I go to your website looking for the menu, I'm looking for the chance to convince me to eat at your place, especially if it's somewhere I haven't been before. I don't want to order online or download your app or some other dark pattern!
One of my favorite things is teeing up a friend for a joke. They don't always get it, but when they do it feels like our brains are touching. The shared braincell.
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
One of my favorite things is teeing up a friend for a joke. They don't always get it, but when they do it feels like our brains are touching. The shared braincell.
I love it when a friend tells you about someone else's obsession, and then seeing them in person at a later time. It's like they built a person around this trait and I got a sneak peak at the inspiration.
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love it when a friend tells you about someone else's obsession, and then seeing them in person at a later time. It's like they built a person around this trait and I got a sneak peak at the inspiration.
I love how the old scooby doo cartoons were filmed in front of a live audience
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love how the old scooby doo cartoons were filmed in front of a live audience
How to clean the house/apartment
Step 1: open up your homework
Step 2: procrastinate
Step 1: open up your homework
Step 2: procrastinate
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
How to clean the house/apartment
Step 1: open up your homework
Step 2: procrastinate
Step 1: open up your homework
Step 2: procrastinate
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
It's too late, I've already recalled and relived the moment hundreds of times and turned a memory of a good thing into a disaster
December 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's too late, I've already recalled and relived the moment hundreds of times and turned a memory of a good thing into a disaster
If I were to campaign for president, my first promise would be to ban ALL ads. Some industries may die, but that's the sacrifice I'm willing to take to make us into a real country again
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If I were to campaign for president, my first promise would be to ban ALL ads. Some industries may die, but that's the sacrifice I'm willing to take to make us into a real country again
You dare disturb my slumber with your shit after I ate a late night pizza? You bowel beast!
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You dare disturb my slumber with your shit after I ate a late night pizza? You bowel beast!
Please sir, you can't attack Japan. My oshi lives there!
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Please sir, you can't attack Japan. My oshi lives there!
dungeon crawling but you're just a dungeoness crab
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
dungeon crawling but you're just a dungeoness crab
To prepare for Thanksgiving, I'm doing the dairy cleanse (drinking a bunch of milk like a laxative)
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
To prepare for Thanksgiving, I'm doing the dairy cleanse (drinking a bunch of milk like a laxative)
They don't want you to know this, but www actually stands for wide woman winter
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
They don't want you to know this, but www actually stands for wide woman winter
Social anxiety is fun because you have this little bully in your head that tells you how much you fucked up after every social interaction, as if everyone was just faking enjoying your company and secretly loathes you.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Social anxiety is fun because you have this little bully in your head that tells you how much you fucked up after every social interaction, as if everyone was just faking enjoying your company and secretly loathes you.
October actually lasts from the first day of fall until the day before Thanksgiving, not many people know this
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
October actually lasts from the first day of fall until the day before Thanksgiving, not many people know this
I am a stardew valley friendable npc and the thing I love most are discord reactions to my posts
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I am a stardew valley friendable npc and the thing I love most are discord reactions to my posts
It's time for a Totenkopf of the left
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's time for a Totenkopf of the left
AI has ruined the name Al
October 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
AI has ruined the name Al
Computer, turn my homework into an erotic video so my gooner brain can pay attention
October 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Computer, turn my homework into an erotic video so my gooner brain can pay attention
Girl: *stares at me intently*
Me: does she fucking hate me?
Me: does she fucking hate me?
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Girl: *stares at me intently*
Me: does she fucking hate me?
Me: does she fucking hate me?
Did they actually make a PS4 or did they skip right to the PS5
September 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Did they actually make a PS4 or did they skip right to the PS5
what its like to see woman
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
what its like to see woman
I always cut the hitler part of my facial hair first in the morning because I won't be caught slacking. Even in an emergency like an earthquake or a fire, I'll never join their stupid little club.
July 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I always cut the hitler part of my facial hair first in the morning because I won't be caught slacking. Even in an emergency like an earthquake or a fire, I'll never join their stupid little club.
Lactose intolerant gang stand up, no wait hang on gotta sit down. Okay, stand up, no wait gotta sit down again.
July 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Lactose intolerant gang stand up, no wait hang on gotta sit down. Okay, stand up, no wait gotta sit down again.
Cats are so relatable because every time they're in pain they try to run from it
July 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cats are so relatable because every time they're in pain they try to run from it