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Shatasha

@scorpioshatasha.bsky.social

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I talk about sports and “nerdy” things a lot. I'm just here talking to myself.

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Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · Nov 18

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 13h

The cookies were really good, and everyone got what they wanted.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 2d

I made cookies as a fun Halloween treat, and one of my relatives is acting like no one else can have any of the kind they like.🙄 Um, you didn't make them.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 13h

I wanted the Blue Jays to win.🤷🏽‍♀️

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 14h

Someone gave me a Caribbean rum cake, and it is boooooozy. 🥴 It's good, though.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 1d

Boo!

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .

ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is pointing at someone with a long nose .

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Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 1d

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Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 1d

I don't make resolutions, but I'm going to leave some of this stuff behind in the new year. I'm getting older, and I’m tired of dealing with the same disrespectful shit.

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Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 1d

I should've prefaced that message with the same thing I said on a previous one. It would've acknowledged their disinterest in the convo.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 1d

When you know you're going to get ignored but still hit send anyway 🧍🏽‍♀️

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 1d

I'm starting to get the birthday rewards emails.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 2d

I always like to wear fun shirts on holidays and special occasions. Today's shirt is an adorable candy corn one.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 2d

I made cookies as a fun Halloween treat, and one of my relatives is acting like no one else can have any of the kind they like.🙄 Um, you didn't make them.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 3d

I took a late nap today and overslept.😪 At least I'm off tomorrow.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 6d

Yes, ma'am. 💛 I hope you are as well.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 6d

👋🏼

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 6d

When I worked in the schools, I did impressions of 3-5 people on my team. I had this lady cracking up. She wanted me to do her voice, but I couldn't do it in front of her. I think I can do it now.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 6d

It's also easier for me to do if they annoy me in some way.😂

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 6d

I'm pretty good at impersonating people, especially if they have a distinct voice.

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Basketball Reference @basketball-reference.com · 10d

Four different players scored 40+ in their team’s first game of the year—that’s the most season-opening 40-point performances in any season. 🔥

Most opening night 40-point games: stathead.com/tiny/51msQ

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Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 10d

🗣️ IT’S SCORPIO SEASON!!!♏🦂♏🦂♏

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 11d

Dominant performance by Wemby tonight. 🔥

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 11d

I've been waiting for this show to start all day, and here comes Big Mouth talking over the TV.🙄

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 12d

Double OT!🫨

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 12d

Opening Night Overtime!

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 12d

Opening Night Overtime!

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 12d

The Ring doorbell is extremely annoying when someone runs in and out of the house all day.

Shatasha @scorpioshatasha.bsky.social · 12d

Now that it's starting to feel like fall, I finally took the time to look for my Halloween shirts.🎃