Scott Bromley
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Watching him surprise a half full theater on opening night for Tron 3 in San Francisco was the best comedy he’s appeared in in years.
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Jared Leto may have a toxic reputation, he may have a wildly unappealing screen presence, but say what you will, he also can't open a movie either.
scottbromley.bsky.social
Wait, you’re telling me the guy that turned his tower into the Eye of Sauron isn’t that great of a person?
scottbromley.bsky.social
It’s honestly the only reason I use Facebook. Marketplace is wild and a whimsical version of doomscrolling
scottbromley.bsky.social
I want to A) meet the person with the balls to sell half eaten cereal on Facebook marketplace for $8 and B) the person that buys it.
scottbromley.bsky.social
They’re “invisible” Watergates.
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Call me old fashioned but I’m more concerned about the masked roust-abouts, nare-do-wells, and ruffians currently cosplaying as agent provocateurs in cities they don’t live in against peaceful tub thumping firebrands.
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Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
scottbromley.bsky.social
It will always be wild to me that my stereotypical “coming of age” year from 13-14 was the year I experienced the internet for the first time in 1994.
scottbromley.bsky.social
Hot take but…The more I see of Sora 2 the more I think they may have shot themselves in the foot: the upcoming onslaught of slop will make people stop believing anything they see online and completely disengage from the internet.
scottbromley.bsky.social
I have one too and can confirm it’s incredible
scottbromley.bsky.social
Star Wars fans to Swifties this weekend.
scottbromley.bsky.social
It’s okay to say Life of a Showgirl is mid/bad. It’s also okay to take an extended break and let people miss you.
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“And another thing, MAYONNAISE IS TOO SPICY!”
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Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
scottbromley.bsky.social
Buuuut if you shutdown the government the Bureau of Labor Statistics can’t release their report on Friday.
scottbromley.bsky.social
This is like that part in Epcot’s “World of Energy” when Bill NYE says while solar power is neat it’s not as good as Oil and Gas. Then you get off the ride and walk through an Exxon commercial.
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Zeldin on why renewable energy is bad: "Those battery storage sites cost a whole lot of money, and they then catch on fire and these local municipalities, fire departments, they aren't prepared for those massive fires that end up resulting and those environmental impacts."
scottbromley.bsky.social
It’s still September, you pumpkin spice ass bitch.
elleisanisland.bsky.social
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
Zuckerberg in a black suit and a wig that's a thick, black bob
scottbromley.bsky.social
Me running out of Ground Kontrol:
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Oh and Kimmel’s replacement as host of the man show will become the number one radio broadcaster in the world, a huge influence on men in this country, all after hosting a show where identical twins drank horse semen and ate bugs to prove fear was not a factor for them.
scottbromley.bsky.social
Also Adam and Dr. Drew? Don’t get to attached to their personalities. They’re gonna take a hard right turn in about 20 years.
scottbromley.bsky.social
Wait until he reads a sternly worded letter from Schumer and Jeffries about democratic norms. That’ll change his tune for sure!
kylegriffin1.bsky.social
Trump just said he's not going to meet with Democratic leaders — hours after agreeing to meet with them — to discuss avoiding a government shutdown.

The government shuts down in a week.
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Everybody knows Tannis Root is what healthy babies need, not Tylenol.