Scott Buckner
@scottybuck217.bsky.social
Three words describe me: Not. Too. Tall.
Chip “Off The Ol’ Block Roy.
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Chip “Off The Ol’ Block Roy.
Yeah, Hermann Goering used to love giving everyone a long tour of his home grounds, too.
El Chapo too. Except his tours were way more informal and didn’t have some wife’s crypt in the Back 40 as part of it.
El Chapo too. Except his tours were way more informal and didn’t have some wife’s crypt in the Back 40 as part of it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Yeah, Hermann Goering used to love giving everyone a long tour of his home grounds, too.
El Chapo too. Except his tours were way more informal and didn’t have some wife’s crypt in the Back 40 as part of it.
El Chapo too. Except his tours were way more informal and didn’t have some wife’s crypt in the Back 40 as part of it.
I guarantee that this is the looooooongest day MBS will ever have to endure in his entire life.
Tour Highlight: “Ballroom? You should have made this space an execution arena instead, pussy man.” - MBS
Tour Highlight: “Ballroom? You should have made this space an execution arena instead, pussy man.” - MBS
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I guarantee that this is the looooooongest day MBS will ever have to endure in his entire life.
Tour Highlight: “Ballroom? You should have made this space an execution arena instead, pussy man.” - MBS
Tour Highlight: “Ballroom? You should have made this space an execution arena instead, pussy man.” - MBS
Crowdsourcing $10,000 for the first network reporter who asks Donald Trump on national TV why he’s such a rambling illiterate fucking fool.
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Crowdsourcing $10,000 for the first network reporter who asks Donald Trump on national TV why he’s such a rambling illiterate fucking fool.
Trump and MBS. Write your own photo caption.
Mine would have something to do with a blowjob.
Mine would have something to do with a blowjob.
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump and MBS. Write your own photo caption.
Mine would have something to do with a blowjob.
Mine would have something to do with a blowjob.
Fucking GOD!! CAN SOMEONE PLS SHUT THIS CLOWN UP????
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fucking GOD!! CAN SOMEONE PLS SHUT THIS CLOWN UP????
‘Landman’ is back. My months is made.
And Ali Larter means new wet dream material.
And Ali Larter means new wet dream material.
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
‘Landman’ is back. My months is made.
And Ali Larter means new wet dream material.
And Ali Larter means new wet dream material.
God, I pray 5-10 years from now I’ll have had my massive stroke so all I have to do is stare at Youtube vids of funny pets all day instead of worring about the world our Republicans have left us and my children with.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
God, I pray 5-10 years from now I’ll have had my massive stroke so all I have to do is stare at Youtube vids of funny pets all day instead of worring about the world our Republicans have left us and my children with.
Any day in your life you’ve already had is waway better than the day today you’re at the dermatologist’s office for a full-body molewhatever exam and you already know your feet are screaming “Yeah I know. Podiatrist.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Any day in your life you’ve already had is waway better than the day today you’re at the dermatologist’s office for a full-body molewhatever exam and you already know your feet are screaming “Yeah I know. Podiatrist.”
Cold Mountain - Shit, it's rainin'!
YouTube video by myndmaven
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November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“Wait what, you mean F35 jets aren’t, like, airliners to deport people?” - Donald Trump a week after the Saudi crown prince goes back home
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Wait what, you mean F35 jets aren’t, like, airliners to deport people?” - Donald Trump a week after the Saudi crown prince goes back home
Donald Trump selling advanced F-35 fighter jets to the Saudi Crown Prince today. This’ll be fun when the prince gets sick of Trump’s bullshit and now he has a whole fleet of shiny new jets.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Donald Trump selling advanced F-35 fighter jets to the Saudi Crown Prince today. This’ll be fun when the prince gets sick of Trump’s bullshit and now he has a whole fleet of shiny new jets.
“Epstein vote? Really? That’s all you got? You obviously underestimate my powers, my pretties.”- Don Trump
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“Epstein vote? Really? That’s all you got? You obviously underestimate my powers, my pretties.”- Don Trump
If there’s any justice in life, The Universe will see to it that Mike Johnson will be trying to sell used cars next to some godforsaken Louisiana swamp in like 3 years from now.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If there’s any justice in life, The Universe will see to it that Mike Johnson will be trying to sell used cars next to some godforsaken Louisiana swamp in like 3 years from now.
I just keep thinking these ppl look like White House security confiscated their bag of dicks.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just keep thinking these ppl look like White House security confiscated their bag of dicks.
Unfortunately, we are all paying the price of House Speaker Mike Johnson getting his ass kicked on the playground for being a sissy dweeb and high school girls not going with him to the Big Dance.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Unfortunately, we are all paying the price of House Speaker Mike Johnson getting his ass kicked on the playground for being a sissy dweeb and high school girls not going with him to the Big Dance.
And today, the 1980s/90s band Survivor songwriter Jim Peterik woke up going “Wait what? whoa. Survivors? Huh?”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhu...
Survivor - High On You
YouTube video by SurvivorVEVO
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November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
And today, the 1980s/90s band Survivor songwriter Jim Peterik woke up going “Wait what? whoa. Survivors? Huh?”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxhu...
Good Lord. Please - someone from a 1970s episode of ‘Columbo’ pleasepleaseplease drown Mike Johnson in his backyard swimming pool.
Maybe Robert Culp. He’d be a good choice.
Maybe Robert Culp. He’d be a good choice.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Good Lord. Please - someone from a 1970s episode of ‘Columbo’ pleasepleaseplease drown Mike Johnson in his backyard swimming pool.
Maybe Robert Culp. He’d be a good choice.
Maybe Robert Culp. He’d be a good choice.
It’s pretty neat but really sad at the same time that the advancement of humanity has been measured by whether CNN bleeps out peoples saying the word “bullshit.”
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s pretty neat but really sad at the same time that the advancement of humanity has been measured by whether CNN bleeps out peoples saying the word “bullshit.”
Imagine the news conferences that woulda been happening with Tom Jefferson if the Hemmings Files ever got out.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Imagine the news conferences that woulda been happening with Tom Jefferson if the Hemmings Files ever got out.
2026 will be our nation’s 250th birthday. I’m trying to think of exactly what kinda Revolution jokes comedians mighta been coming up with since 1775.
Go!
Go!
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
2026 will be our nation’s 250th birthday. I’m trying to think of exactly what kinda Revolution jokes comedians mighta been coming up with since 1775.
Go!
Go!
Somehow I don’t think “Jeff Epstein. Um OK, too soon?” is going be in any comedian’s repertoire for like 75 years.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Somehow I don’t think “Jeff Epstein. Um OK, too soon?” is going be in any comedian’s repertoire for like 75 years.
Seeing Virginia Guiffre’s brother speak this morning just reinforces the one veryvery true notion I hold dear about suicide:
You think you’re ending your pain. You’re not. You’re just passing it on to the ones you leave behind.
You think you’re ending your pain. You’re not. You’re just passing it on to the ones you leave behind.
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Seeing Virginia Guiffre’s brother speak this morning just reinforces the one veryvery true notion I hold dear about suicide:
You think you’re ending your pain. You’re not. You’re just passing it on to the ones you leave behind.
You think you’re ending your pain. You’re not. You’re just passing it on to the ones you leave behind.
All my high school yearbooks burned up in my mom’s garage fire a few decades ago. Now I have no idea who to stay as sweet as I was for.
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
All my high school yearbooks burned up in my mom’s garage fire a few decades ago. Now I have no idea who to stay as sweet as I was for.
I love BlueSky’s 300-character limit. It puts so many educations to the test.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love BlueSky’s 300-character limit. It puts so many educations to the test.