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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" Sci - fi REJECT ?? "

There was a furious hiss in the tone of her voice as she stomps up.
Looking two steps away from mauling her.

" Why don't you prove it then -
Huh?! "

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 @haunted-soul.bsky.social · 16d

" Listen 'ere you sci-fi reject, do not call it fantasy bullshit! "

" I am a flesh and blood, honest to God practitioner of the craft! "

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" A witch???
There's no way -

Fantasy bullshit. "

This coming from the literal
alien. . .

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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" A witch???
There's no way -

Fantasy bullshit. "

This coming from the literal
alien. . .

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 @haunted-soul.bsky.social · 16d

Aha. Ah. No.

Think more witch.

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

So you're like.

A ghostbuster??

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" You human worm monsters are
so dumb. "

Her eyes narrow , feeling like that crack at the end of his sentence was intended to be a jab or throw her under the bus so to speak.

" I would much prefer to be paid if I have to sit and deal with humans , just waiting for them to slaughter each other. "

⚡️Ayo, it’s Derek!⚡️ @urbanflxw.bsky.social · 16d

“Ah… Yeah you’re not wrong there. At least with the conquering each other part, it’s a never ending boring yet deadly cycle.”

He shook his head.

“At the same time, it’s bittersweet to know you won’t get paid to end us if we end each other first.”

He snickered at the thought.

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

His response has her somewhat stunned.

A self aware one , huh?

" Well -
You all keep destroying and conquering each other before
I get the chance to!

It's like my mission is being
fulfilled by your own hatred for
each other. "

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

His response has her somewhat stunned.

A self aware one , huh?

" Well -
You all keep destroying and conquering each other before
I get the chance to!

It's like my mission is being
fulfilled by your own hatred for
each other. "

⚡️Ayo, it’s Derek!⚡️ @urbanflxw.bsky.social · 16d

“… What did we didn’t we do this time?”

He sighed knowing its always bad.

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

" FUCKING HUMANS. "

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" FOOL. I am trained by the mighty
irken elite !

I. . .I know ( -- or will know ) everything I could possibly need to about destroying your dirty space rock ! "

Like HELL she does.

Uh oh , she backed into a wall.
Looking left , seeing it's blocked off.
Then the right.

She could cut that way. . .

Rellian Arlo @snepcromancer.bsky.social · 16d

"No, by all means—.

You're certainly so very sure that you don't need to know anything about your job… I'd love to hear how certain you are of that—."

Just another step or two and she won't have too much of a chance to outrun him, now, will she?

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" My view is glorious ! "

Huff.

" *You're* simplistic. Hmph. "

His abrupt closing of the gap makes the space girl a step back ,
eyes going somewhat wide.

" H. . .hey - "

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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" My view is glorious ! "

Huff.

" *You're* simplistic. Hmph. "

His abrupt closing of the gap makes the space girl a step back ,
eyes going somewhat wide.

" H. . .hey - "

Rellian Arlo @snepcromancer.bsky.social · 16d

"Such a short-sighted and simplistic view of your mission. Passing up a chance to get… intimate knowledge of the 'enemy' for the sake of pride?"

Well, if she's going to continue to engage with him, he'll take his time slowly closing the gap between the two oddities that they were.

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" You must be talking about
yourself-

No , nope. No. "

Crossing her arms with a glare ,
looking offended by the idea.

Was this posturing?
Or is she really that much of a ball of hate??

" My glorious mission is to
conquer or destroy you Earthling
worms. . . .
Being invaded is not an option! "

🤦‍♀️

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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

She should invade the Koopa kingdom.

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𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 @bigbadkoopaking.bsky.social · Apr 15

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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 16d

" You must be talking about
yourself-

No , nope. No. "

Crossing her arms with a glare ,
looking offended by the idea.

Was this posturing?
Or is she really that much of a ball of hate??

" My glorious mission is to
conquer or destroy you Earthling
worms. . . .
Being invaded is not an option! "

🤦‍♀️

Rellian Arlo @snepcromancer.bsky.social · 16d

"… Well, if it's /humans/ specifically that are the problem…"

Oh, dear. A smile like the ones he's wearing is never a good sign.

"…Perhaps you'd be more interested in being 'invaded' by a better kind of 'earthling'…?"

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

Her eye twitches , body cringing for a moment before tensing.

" I hate STUPID HUMAN FILTH
so MUCH.

So so so so so much -
Humans drive me INSANE. "

Clenching her already curled fists
even tighter as she speaks.

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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

Her eye twitches , body cringing for a moment before tensing.

" I hate STUPID HUMAN FILTH
so MUCH.

So so so so so much -
Humans drive me INSANE. "

Clenching her already curled fists
even tighter as she speaks.

Rellian Arlo @snepcromancer.bsky.social · 17d

"If I'm, you know…

Not at least near the mark, what's got you so agitated, hm? If it's not true, or at least close... why are you so up in arms about it~?"

Well, he's going to keep needling her, at this rate."

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

" W - what. . . ?

How dare you assert
such a HORRIBLE thing!! "

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𝔸 ℝ𝕠𝕘𝕦𝕖 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 @remnantsofold.bsky.social · Jan 30

𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
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𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝔸 ℝ𝕠𝕘𝕦𝕖 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕖 @remnantsofold.bsky.social · Jan 30

𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳
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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

" W - what. . . ?

How dare you assert
such a HORRIBLE thing!! "

Rellian Arlo @snepcromancer.bsky.social · 17d

"Such a visceral reaction from a kind who I doubt can even fuck at all—. Jealous of the earthlings, are we?"

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

" EW NOO -- "

HISS.

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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

She hissed and tried to pull when his hand touched her shoulder

" Aren't your leaders tall??
And it's not weird! "

Grimacing at the look in his eyes , she would grip his arm and try to shove it off. Meanwhile the other hand swings to clock him in the face since he was so close.

" U - unhand me! "

Kage @kages-log.bsky.social · 17d

He calmly put a clawed hand on her, stopping her from backing away.

"You're leader I'm guessing? Based on height? Double weird. And ya ain't getting away that easily~"

He did not have a pleasant gleam in his eye

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

" . . . . . "

Quivering as she turns to look up and sees the water gun of DOOM nearby.
She then turns over and starts to back away slowly.

Painfully.

" My Tallest did not inform me.
N - no. "

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

" . . . . . "

Quivering as she turns to look up and sees the water gun of DOOM nearby.
She then turns over and starts to back away slowly.

Painfully.

" My Tallest did not inform me.
N - no. "

Kage @kages-log.bsky.social · 17d

He crouched next to her resting the super soaker on his shoulder.

"Ya know how much water is on this planet right?"

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

Shuddering and collapsing down from her crawl to catch her breath.
Face buried into her arms with a groan while steaming continues rolling off her figure.

" I - don't know!!
Rgh. . .It's just h - how I was
made! Not a single member of my
race can tolerate water - "

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

Shuddering and collapsing down from her crawl to catch her breath.
Face buried into her arms with a groan while steaming continues rolling off her figure.

" I - don't know!!
Rgh. . .It's just h - how I was
made! Not a single member of my
race can tolerate water - "

Kage @kages-log.bsky.social · 17d

He wasn't fully merciless, he did stop soaking her.

"Yeah yeah, I'm sure it'll be the nicest thing you own. What the hell happened that H20 fucks you up like this?"

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

Steam and pained cussing erupting out of her as he absolutely drenches the alien -

At this point she's trying to crawl away and behind something.

" I'LL. . .I - I'LL SKIN YOUU!! "

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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

Steam and pained cussing erupting out of her as he absolutely drenches the alien -

At this point she's trying to crawl away and behind something.

" I'LL. . .I - I'LL SKIN YOUU!! "

Kage @kages-log.bsky.social · 17d

"Heh, got that right... Didn't expect it to burn you thought ya would melt wicked witch style."

This was fine... Probably, he was pumping a super soaker now

𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃 @scoutinginvasion.bsky.social · 17d

" Agh. . .AHHHGH --
STOP IT YOU SADISTIC BEAST - "

Screaming , writhing.

It BURNS.