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Katpiss Everqueef
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Or call in sick, "I've got a SPLITTING headache!"
I SUPPORT EVERY ICE AGENT who decides to take all the pills and go to sleep with a plastic bag over their head.
I would like to die before a studio audience.
Brought to you by the idiots who dumped out French's mustard because France didn't support George W. Bush's invasion of Iraq
George R.R. Martin Sizzles in Dr. Demento Biopic
His mother should:ve slam dunked him into a passing garbage truck when she had the chance
The Epstein Memorial Shutdown & Ballroom
Men wearing white sunglasses are consistently in the top 3% of total dickheads
When you're rutting with as many young women as he does, there's a high statistical probability that one of them is going to fall out a window.
That was the wettest fart of my career.
Sue them for 250 million 🐸
"Looks like state terrorism is back on the menu, boys."
Shawty said my dick pic was AI slop
Haven't seen her in a while. Did the state take her baby away or something?
I almost never take advice from guys with a brain full of worm shit
Clinical narcissists love imposing shitty little punishments on people who threaten their delusions with reality.