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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 8h

Or call in sick, "I've got a SPLITTING headache!"

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 11h

Fugelsang never misses

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 18h

I SUPPORT EVERY ICE AGENT who decides to take all the pills and go to sleep with a plastic bag over their head.

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 20h

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to die before a studio audience.

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

Brought to you by the idiots who dumped out French's mustard because France didn't support George W. Bush's invasion of Iraq

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

George R.R. Martin Sizzles in Dr. Demento Biopic

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

lol she sucks so bad

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

His mother should:ve slam dunked him into a passing garbage truck when she had the chance

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

The Epstein Memorial Shutdown & Ballroom

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

Men wearing white sunglasses are consistently in the top 3% of total dickheads

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man .

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

When you're rutting with as many young women as he does, there's a high statistical probability that one of them is going to fall out a window.

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 1d

That was the wettest fart of my career.

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 2d

Sue them for 250 million 🐸

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a white shirt says bye ashy

ALT: a woman in a white shirt says bye ashy

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 2d

"Looks like state terrorism is back on the menu, boys."

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 4d

Shawty said my dick pic was AI slop

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 4d

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 5d

Haven't seen her in a while. Did the state take her baby away or something?

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 5d

We Stan a ghost dad

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Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 5d

I almost never take advice from guys with a brain full of worm shit

Katpiss Everqueef @scrotefloats.bsky.social · 5d

Clinical narcissists love imposing shitty little punishments on people who threaten their delusions with reality.

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