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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 2d

gettin' laid at dairy queen

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 2d

looks like i'm taking a trip to wisconsin

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 2d

took the dogs to the boarder today because i'm going to texas this weekend and don't feel great about it

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 3d

just bought my wife a unihertz jelly star, the most adorable smartphone you can buy

green jelly star it's a small phone the size of a credit card

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 3d

a kid'll eat ivy too wouldn't you

A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 3d

Twin Peaks: Leland and the Horne brothers.

Leland and the Horne brothers. Twin Peaks S02E01 - May the Giant Be with You.

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 3d

@jessefarrar.com urgent

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 3d

this and so much more can be found at any of this nation's many great convenience stores next to the illegal slot machines

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 4d

today he said he got it covered which is like the right move but whatever number of days since he got it late, but doing it that quick is i guess pretty good. not sure how i feel now, still not sure i can vote for him.

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 5d

i don't think it's purity testing to say the guy i was going to vote for yesterday is not the guy i'm going to vote for today because he has a nazi tattoo

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 4d

the flip phone i bought as a replacement is like 10% too dumb (no android OS) so i have to get another one, but at least i'm not travelling this weekend without my phone number

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

broke my phone like 2 weeks after i got it so my life is going real good right now

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 4d

sounds like your brother is a nazi

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 4d

also it's not really an acquisition opportunity for the democrats, we're currently a test bed for a whole lot of fucking awful laws that will play favorably in front of the supreme court. we don't have time for nazis or the millses

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 5d

no one should watch this btw

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 5d

that's what's up

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 5d

i don't think it's purity testing to say the guy i was going to vote for yesterday is not the guy i'm going to vote for today because he has a nazi tattoo

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

what's the line on cumulative run differential it's gotta be jays -32,000

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

would be excellent for his entire lower leg to explode into shrapnel when he rounds first, driving in the series-winning run

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

although i will say this already incredible film would be improved ten-fold if it were on or about a tall ship

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

sorry the kubrickian mystery puzzle horror is not racist enough for you old man

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

it rules to see someone watch this the first time

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

we ride together we die together if you can't get on board your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

every time i watch this movie i just think how could this guy not possibly K his S

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

broke my phone like 2 weeks after i got it so my life is going real good right now

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

Scared of crime

Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

In between liking penises from burly men I'm being normal about beautiful women

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Dad Farm Failed All My Fault @scrubleague.bsky.social · 6d

I just want all my friends to be friends

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