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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 5d
Three!
#gaywam
#pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 5d
Aaaaaand it’s already wet
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 5d
Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p
#gaybdl
#dontworryimstilllockedup
#imiasedthisfeelingsomuch
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 5d
Sometimes I also get pied in clothes :-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 5d
Well we’re off to a start ;-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 5d
It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one!
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#formeitsalwayscoffeeseason
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 21d
Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa
#justohiotakeoutproblems
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 26d
Also, a creampie ;-)
#gaywam
#pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 26d
Also a pie sandwich happened ;-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 26d
Pie in the face Tuesday got spicy
#gaywam
#pieintheface
#itgetssomuchbetterdontworry
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· 27d
I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#iswearillwakeupatsomepoint
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Another locked coffee morning
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jul 15
Time for two truths and a lie:
-it is Tuesday
-I am awake
-this is my b hole
I know it’s hard, take your time :-p
#ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone
#anotherhintisthesecondpic
#athirdhintisthecalendar
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu
#theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday
#gaybdl
#pikapikabitches
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jul 2
The third pie definitely was too much for my shirt to hold, but I cleaned up and got ready for more ;-)
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jul 2
This is what losing a game on UMD looks like
#gaywam
#pieintheface
#theresmoretoitthanthisipromise
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jul 2
Caffeine is my reckoning…getting hard is not :-p
#gaychastity
#gaysinskirts
#teamlocked
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jun 30
Already 1 in the books ;-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jun 30
Well, pup still can’t figure out how to drink coffee from a mug
#gaypup
#heysometimeslifeishardok
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jun 27
Coffee anyone?
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#idefinitelymadeafullpotfortoday
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jun 23
a close up of a woman 's face with a #schitts creek logo in the background
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a #schitts creek logo in the background
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jun 20
Been a minute, but I’m still clowny
#gayclown
#teamlocked
#hyuckhyuckhyuck
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jun 17
THANK YOU!!! …I couldn’t remember telegram :-p I am now scruffyunicorn on there as well
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scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
· Jun 17
3 things:
-I do love root beer
-it does taste like European toothpaste
-I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
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