Seagull on a Keg in a Metal Rock on Wheels
@seagullonakeg.bsky.social
Kickin’ it
Not doubting my vibe but my vibe has changed
February 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Not doubting my vibe but my vibe has changed
Fuck
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Fuck
Still a bop but I’ve heard it an interesting amount of times
February 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Still a bop but I’ve heard it an interesting amount of times
These guys are fuckin nuts
February 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These guys are fuckin nuts
I live on keg in metal rock on wheels now and never doubt my vibe again I cannot get enough of this song thank you felon
February 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I live on keg in metal rock on wheels now and never doubt my vibe again I cannot get enough of this song thank you felon
Felon musk I love your song don’t doubt ur vibe it is best song I ever heard very good song it got me moving so good and get this! I was starting to doubt my vibe but then this really cool metal rock on wheels drove up to me and keg and vibe was so good next thing I know they adopt me and keg
February 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Felon musk I love your song don’t doubt ur vibe it is best song I ever heard very good song it got me moving so good and get this! I was starting to doubt my vibe but then this really cool metal rock on wheels drove up to me and keg and vibe was so good next thing I know they adopt me and keg
Please sir my pepperoni
February 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Please sir my pepperoni
2025 and they still haven’t cured my pepperoni what the hell are they doing instead oh that’s right ruining democracy
I’m sorry
I
I
I don’t know what just happened
I am a seagull on a keg
And I’m just kickin’ it
I’m sorry
I
I
I don’t know what just happened
I am a seagull on a keg
And I’m just kickin’ it
February 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
2025 and they still haven’t cured my pepperoni what the hell are they doing instead oh that’s right ruining democracy
I’m sorry
I
I
I don’t know what just happened
I am a seagull on a keg
And I’m just kickin’ it
I’m sorry
I
I
I don’t know what just happened
I am a seagull on a keg
And I’m just kickin’ it
Let me formally introduce myself. I’m Seagull, I like kickin’ it and peckin’ my thoughts into this phone that’s taped to my keg. Now back up I gotta take a shit.
January 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Let me formally introduce myself. I’m Seagull, I like kickin’ it and peckin’ my thoughts into this phone that’s taped to my keg. Now back up I gotta take a shit.
If you storm my keg the only pardon you’re gonna get from me is “pardon me mister this is my keg” and then after that it’s all kick town assuming I can kick which I totally can
January 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you storm my keg the only pardon you’re gonna get from me is “pardon me mister this is my keg” and then after that it’s all kick town assuming I can kick which I totally can
Doing squats on the keg. Call ‘em kegels.
January 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Doing squats on the keg. Call ‘em kegels.
Nah I can kick. I can totally kick.
January 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Nah I can kick. I can totally kick.
Ok I know I said kick a couple times recently but I’m having sudden need to come clean moment so here goes nothing I can’t kick my feet are glued to this keg ok I said it no regrets
January 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ok I know I said kick a couple times recently but I’m having sudden need to come clean moment so here goes nothing I can’t kick my feet are glued to this keg ok I said it no regrets
If you choose to hop onto my keg I have some elaborate forms for you to fill out and I’ll knock you off before you can get them done.
But if I roll my keg into your backyard that’s kegtown baby, get on the keg. You’re a resident of kegtown like it or not.
But if I roll my keg into your backyard that’s kegtown baby, get on the keg. You’re a resident of kegtown like it or not.
January 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you choose to hop onto my keg I have some elaborate forms for you to fill out and I’ll knock you off before you can get them done.
But if I roll my keg into your backyard that’s kegtown baby, get on the keg. You’re a resident of kegtown like it or not.
But if I roll my keg into your backyard that’s kegtown baby, get on the keg. You’re a resident of kegtown like it or not.
Every day’s a kegger, every day’s a kicked keg
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Every day’s a kegger, every day’s a kicked keg
Lost my keys, no cloaca where I put them
December 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Lost my keys, no cloaca where I put them
Mental health check-in with a gif
December 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Mental health check-in with a gif
Cute cats I guess
December 18, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Cute cats I guess
Gotta stop leaving phone unlocked at night these people are disturbed thankfully phone taped to keg
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Gotta stop leaving phone unlocked at night these people are disturbed thankfully phone taped to keg
Finally took the family photo for the Xmas cards
December 18, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Finally took the family photo for the Xmas cards
Xmas shopping is hard
December 17, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Xmas shopping is hard
Computer: may I access your location
Me: yes. Keg
Me: yes. Keg
December 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Computer: may I access your location
Me: yes. Keg
Me: yes. Keg
Think I saw the football last night and it was good
December 9, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Think I saw the football last night and it was good
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Keg bed
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Keg bed