Ian_Moone
@seanhanson99.bsky.social
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Spend most of my time in the touch grass world. Be no less than the greatest but no greater than the least
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Times running out
Get yours while there’s still time
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Cliffs notes compilation of sick burns circa the late nineteen hundreds
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Tell Elon to fuel up the rockets, we’re getting the hell outa doge before the “ leftist others” come for us
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I can shave and then do some pushups while in the purgatoritive state between still shit-faced and severely hungover. Where’s your hardcore warrior energy you bunch of tubby slobs
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We’re going to steal your shit unless you expressly state you don’t want us to steal your shit, and be very specific about which shit you would prefer us not to steal ‘cause if it ain’t on your list it’s ours now
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I didn’t come on your show this morning to do word problems
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It’s not like there’s an app for selling US land to foreign interests that the VP has a stake in or anything
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I bet he plays a mean pinball
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IDK maybe having the hype man of one of the biggest chatbot companies go out and say “ it’s like having a conversation with multiple PHDs level smart” is giving people the wrong impression about how accurate it actually is
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Based on neuroscience and behavioral studies, in order for our stories to have full effect on the population, proper outrage must be maintained
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He’s going to be releasing the evidence of that poll in the near future
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HAPPENING NOW: Media continues to play dumbest version of Simon Says™️ Presidential Edition
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Look at the bark on this tree! Isn’t it interesting? I know it sits among a number of other trees in a much larger forest but I’d like you to concentrate on this particular part of one tree so you lose focus on the big picture
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I’ve been of the opinion some of these guys can’t tie their own shoes
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I cannot for the life of me understand why you wouldn’t submit to organized state violence by anonymous agents
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Arthritic scoliosis osteoporosis spine
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Best guess
God gave man dominion over all the earth.
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People are seriously underestimating how much eschatology plays a role in all the going’s on
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Do your cuff links have •property of FBI• engraved into them?
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All I had to do was take the pebble from my master’s hand.
Still not a black belt though.
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