Tristan 'count-fingers' Alphey
@seaxeducation.bsky.social
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'The biggest fool that's ever hit the big time'. Onomaphile and award-losing historian: 'Enough of all this academic chatter, Back again to devilry!'
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I've started a new series on my blog where I retell some of the lesser-known stories from early medieval England. The latest
(seaxeducation.substack.com/p/bothelms-b...) is about a monk, a broken arm, and the powers of divine moss.

Do check it out, and maybe one day I can afford my rent!
Bothelm's Broken Brones - The Healing Powers of Holy Moss
An injured monk seeks divine healing, and finds it in the mossy relic of a historic battle.
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seaxeducation.bsky.social
'London and South East University Group' is a terrible name - chuck me 50 quid and I'll come up with a better one
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Good terminology use here, but I’d still go with ‘agnomina’!
thehistoryguy.bsky.social
William the Conqueror died today in 1087.
The last in a long line of Norman dukes with cool cognomens
Father: Robert the Magnificent
Grandpa: Richard the Good
Gr Grandpa: Richard the Fearless
Gr Gr: William Longsword

Downhill after William.
Oldest son: Robert Short Stockings.
It didn't go well
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seaxeducation.bsky.social
I've started a new series on my blog where I retell some of the lesser-known stories from early medieval England. The latest
(seaxeducation.substack.com/p/bothelms-b...) is about a monk, a broken arm, and the powers of divine moss.

Do check it out, and maybe one day I can afford my rent!
Bothelm's Broken Brones - The Healing Powers of Holy Moss
An injured monk seeks divine healing, and finds it in the mossy relic of a historic battle.
seaxeducation.substack.com
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Perhaps this is the final nudge to get my students to drop the 'Norman Yoke' narrative - 'look, if Truss believes it, it can't be true!'
seaxeducation.bsky.social
I've started a new series on my blog where I retell some of the lesser-known stories from early medieval England. The latest
(seaxeducation.substack.com/p/bothelms-b...) is about a monk, a broken arm, and the powers of divine moss.

Do check it out, and maybe one day I can afford my rent!
Bothelm's Broken Brones - The Healing Powers of Holy Moss
An injured monk seeks divine healing, and finds it in the mossy relic of a historic battle.
seaxeducation.substack.com
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Thank you for delivering such a good paper!
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worthjrw.bsky.social
Excited to talk on the Associative Naming practices of Names as "Lombard Histories Beyond Paul the Deacon" at Tuesday's 14:15 @imc-leeds.bsky.social #onomastics panel as chaired by @seaxeducation.bsky.social.
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Hello friends - what's the best introductory book to Court Rolls, as a type of source?
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Come join us @imc-leeds.bsky.social in 2026 to talk about names! Please share this CfP with anyone interested - all are welcome
seaxeducation.bsky.social
I would really like a job please and thank you...
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Make sure you fill up that water - it's still very muggy here!
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seaxeducation.bsky.social
Anybody happen to know what the go-to scholarly edition of Neal's History of the Puritans is?
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Does anybody know a modern historian who works on either George Canning or Lord Castlereagh? I'm trying to hunt down a specific quote I haven't been able to find yet.
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Genuinely quite a scary experience being in the Gladstone Link as the lights suddenly shut off...
bodleian.ox.ac.uk
Due to a power outage in central Oxford some Bodleian libraries (The Weston Library, Radcliffe Camera, and the Old Bodleian) will close at 5pm today. SSE hope to restore power by 9.30pm.
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Really want to start a subscription service that saves wierd and whacky vinyls - pay a small fee and get a monthly second-hand record sent to your door
seaxeducation.bsky.social
An undergraduate in the library is two-screening a game of online poker and an endless stream of tiktoks and, honestly, you have to respect the graft
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Reading @drjaninaramirez.bsky.social 's PhD thesis and I think the sub-title 'Bede and the Cadaver Theory' would make an amazing name for a band...
seaxeducation.bsky.social
Yeah, bad time to have just finished a PhD!