sebastian
@sebcanem.bsky.social
gay guy of canine experience
brooklyn
brooklyn
Psychoanalized! At the Afters
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Psychoanalized! At the Afters
Sauuuur excited to finally see Madama Butterfly at the Met before a demure and eminently tasteful tweak at Longform Carry (snow allowing). I contain multitudes
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Sauuuur excited to finally see Madama Butterfly at the Met before a demure and eminently tasteful tweak at Longform Carry (snow allowing). I contain multitudes
Feeling very vulnerable right now (going to West Village bars, straight from work, Carhartt-brand lunch box in hand)
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Feeling very vulnerable right now (going to West Village bars, straight from work, Carhartt-brand lunch box in hand)
I say this with a heart full of love and well-wishes… but pups love choosing the worst songs in the world for their Instagram posts
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I say this with a heart full of love and well-wishes… but pups love choosing the worst songs in the world for their Instagram posts
Heated Rivalry has revealed that all my girlfriends are fujoshis and now I’m thinking I should invite them to Wrecked
December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Heated Rivalry has revealed that all my girlfriends are fujoshis and now I’m thinking I should invite them to Wrecked
Considering inviting one of the Grindr “oooo sir please let me put on a maid outfit and scrub down your kitchen” people over because I don’t want to clean :/
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Considering inviting one of the Grindr “oooo sir please let me put on a maid outfit and scrub down your kitchen” people over because I don’t want to clean :/
Learning that people just say things that they don’t mean and having a hard time processing why anyone would do that
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Learning that people just say things that they don’t mean and having a hard time processing why anyone would do that
Realized that one of my hood-on dance moves comes straight from caramelldansen and I had to sit down
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Realized that one of my hood-on dance moves comes straight from caramelldansen and I had to sit down
Turns out I have it in me to do the “awrarara I’m a cute puppy tell me what to do :3” routine after all
But only for women
But only for women
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Turns out I have it in me to do the “awrarara I’m a cute puppy tell me what to do :3” routine after all
But only for women
But only for women
Turns out that what I needed was to make friends in their 30s and two weeks later I’m free from the ennui and back to dangerous levels of Living Deliciously so nevermind all that. Give that millennial a chance TODAY
very on the nose / eye-roll-inducing that I serendipitously find a Joan Didion essay to go along with whatever Big Emotion I’m feeling anyways I’m reading The White Album now
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Turns out that what I needed was to make friends in their 30s and two weeks later I’m free from the ennui and back to dangerous levels of Living Deliciously so nevermind all that. Give that millennial a chance TODAY
I feel like developing a smidge of religious psychosis this fall could be very chic, very baroque, very justifying the name (St.) Sebastian
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like developing a smidge of religious psychosis this fall could be very chic, very baroque, very justifying the name (St.) Sebastian
very on the nose / eye-roll-inducing that I serendipitously find a Joan Didion essay to go along with whatever Big Emotion I’m feeling anyways I’m reading The White Album now
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
very on the nose / eye-roll-inducing that I serendipitously find a Joan Didion essay to go along with whatever Big Emotion I’m feeling anyways I’m reading The White Album now
I’d love having the type of brain that lets you laugh at the CEO’s canned jokes during this town hall. My coworkers are having a ki. Being the average Applebee’s core suburban American must feel sooooo good.
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’d love having the type of brain that lets you laugh at the CEO’s canned jokes during this town hall. My coworkers are having a ki. Being the average Applebee’s core suburban American must feel sooooo good.
Making prolonged eye contact with a really hot guy :)
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
October 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Making prolonged eye contact with a really hot guy :)
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
Wearing a Hamilton hoodie :(
Roomie is on the “revenge body” part of post-breakup mania and thinks he’ll look like Chris Bumstead in 8 weeks off chickpeas alone. He’s been negotiating with ChatGPT about it while listening to Beyoncé’s Jolene on repeat.
I love gay people.
I love gay people.
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Roomie is on the “revenge body” part of post-breakup mania and thinks he’ll look like Chris Bumstead in 8 weeks off chickpeas alone. He’s been negotiating with ChatGPT about it while listening to Beyoncé’s Jolene on repeat.
I love gay people.
I love gay people.
Metrograph calling a film techno-scored when the trailer is clearly dnb :c
October 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Metrograph calling a film techno-scored when the trailer is clearly dnb :c
taking pictures instead of finally unpacking from Folsom :(
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
taking pictures instead of finally unpacking from Folsom :(
Walked by a lesbian bar and saw a woman, presumably a lesbian, with a hat that said “NO BORGES” on the brim. What could she possibly mean…
October 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Walked by a lesbian bar and saw a woman, presumably a lesbian, with a hat that said “NO BORGES” on the brim. What could she possibly mean…
At the function proselytizing the virtues of Brian Eno’s Music for Airports to tweakers looking for a comedown
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
At the function proselytizing the virtues of Brian Eno’s Music for Airports to tweakers looking for a comedown
Everyone in the SoMa Fitness SF smells like armpits :(
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Everyone in the SoMa Fitness SF smells like armpits :(
Pups are messaging me on Instagram and trying to schedule Folsom cockings, find out we have 0 party overlap, and then act as if I’m the weird one for knowing and caring about who Herrenscheide and Lydo are. God I really belong in Brooklyn (heartbreaking)
September 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Pups are messaging me on Instagram and trying to schedule Folsom cockings, find out we have 0 party overlap, and then act as if I’m the weird one for knowing and caring about who Herrenscheide and Lydo are. God I really belong in Brooklyn (heartbreaking)
How it feels to schedule PTO the Mondays after Folsom and Halloween because you know you’ll carry too severely while your coworkers list stuff like “school holiday with kids” and “wedding prep”
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
How it feels to schedule PTO the Mondays after Folsom and Halloween because you know you’ll carry too severely while your coworkers list stuff like “school holiday with kids” and “wedding prep”
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I love making the silliest stuff
April 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I love making the silliest stuff
About to go do hot yoga — an activity I’m not interested in, why would you make yoga hot…
With a coworker — a person I’m not interested in…
Because she’s 3 levels above me and kiking with people is part of my evaluation metrics :/
With a coworker — a person I’m not interested in…
Because she’s 3 levels above me and kiking with people is part of my evaluation metrics :/
September 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
About to go do hot yoga — an activity I’m not interested in, why would you make yoga hot…
With a coworker — a person I’m not interested in…
Because she’s 3 levels above me and kiking with people is part of my evaluation metrics :/
With a coworker — a person I’m not interested in…
Because she’s 3 levels above me and kiking with people is part of my evaluation metrics :/
Experienced a bout of bisexual panic so fierce last night that I expeditiously found a gay guy to make out with so I didn’t have to open that can of worms nor think about all that and I think that’s beautiful
September 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Experienced a bout of bisexual panic so fierce last night that I expeditiously found a gay guy to make out with so I didn’t have to open that can of worms nor think about all that and I think that’s beautiful