Mike Schmidt 2
@secondnightguard.bsky.social
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Ghost children possessing giant robots. Again. (Parody, not affiliated with Scott Cawthon, Blumhouse and Universal, or the original Mike account | LEWD DNI)
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secondnightguard.bsky.social
For now, though, stepping away from this. Too much happening. Thanks for the fun, everyone.

ALSO THIS IS MIKE 2. NOT MIKE 1. DO NOT FREAK OUT THEY ARE STILL HERE AND FINE.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
sequelitis

Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
... Freddy's.

I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
Kids can always get killed by normal people, even without animatronics that don't follow any safety regulations. But I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt, mostly because I really really hope your history is better than ours.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
... Ooooookay, I feel like I just stepped into a competition I didn't know existed...

... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
Everyone has pizza. Half of the people I know are associated with bear robot hell world.
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◾ Themes: Canon-compliant, horror.
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secondnightguard.bsky.social
I think I need to eat something besides buttered popcorn. But popcorn is so cheap...
secondnightguard.bsky.social
... huh. Fair point. Sometimes I forget about the differences.
tirednightguard.bsky.social
Well, that never really happened to me.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
You know what happens when the power goes out.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
Power outage.
tirednightguard.bsky.social
Imagine crashing out. Couldn’t be me.
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vdgeneolgia.bsky.social
" ... From one blue-animal place to another.

Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "
secondnightguard.bsky.social
No issue. You're the one who got hit by a car.

(He settles into the chair.)

Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?
tirednightguard.bsky.social
Ah, right. Guess I’ll just have to look it up on my own time then. Still appreciate it, man.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.
tirednightguard.bsky.social
Well, why not say that then? You know what, nevermind. I get that feeling a lot too.

Uh, can’t we just watch the show online? Surely there’s episodes of it online.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.
tirednightguard.bsky.social
Wow. It really does sound like a war. I definitely do not wanna be in a comatose state. Guess it’s the late night stuff then.
secondnightguard.bsky.social
It's always a war, though. Watch late night stuff or become comatose.