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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 1d

Close enough, yeah.

He reminds me of you.

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 1d

The "rizz god" is a cartoon teddiursa... Right.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 1d

Rizz God.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 1d

Rizz God.

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 1d

... What is that.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 1d

@proton.kills.men this is you

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 1d

@proton.kills.men this is you

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 4d

Looking at the creatures around me, I realise there is no such thing as a higher evolved species. I'm no better than my cat. We're all built best for something, he is strong where I am not.

Perhaps it's the same sentiment trainers share... but their goals are small and trivial compared to ours, no?

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 4d

After all, strength is found in camaraderie. We can have relationships with them, even if they are merely working relationships. You've seen Ariana and her Pokémon, right? She obviously cares about them, and they're terrifying together.

There's a logical benefit to civility, is what I'm saying. +

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 4d

I'm fairly low empathy. If something doesn't capture my heart, I can easily put it out of mind. That being said, watch out if I get attached to something. The boss, for example. Or my Matrix.

That being said, I think we can operate without extensive cruelty toward Pokémon. It'd likely be better. +

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 4d

Huh. I guess I didn't expect that from you.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 18d

[She shrugged.]

Circumstances beyond my control and loyalty to Giovanni as a person. That, and I genuinely don't care. So long as no-one touches my Meowth, I could've give a damn...

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 4d

I'm alright, it's less satisfying that way... you don't get to watch people crumple to the floor.

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 4d

I didn't know you were that freaky. I think the boss would give me two black eyes if I did that to you, so I'll pass.

I can, however hold someone down so you can punch them if you'd like.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 13d

Just in general, I suppose. I mean, I can think of a few people who deserve them, but just the idea of punching someone so hard that they wind up with a black eye sounds quite nice at present.

Alternatively, I wouldn't mind being punched. Just let me take my glasses off first.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 5d

I really do not enjoy when people think it's appropriate to speak over me or interrupt me. Just because I'm a secretary...

Makes me appreciate how much Giovanni values the things I have to say.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 8d

:/

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 9d

//I drew Matori and Ayu Daikuuji, who was also voiced by Kiyomi Asai. And then noticed a mistake so I reposted it LMAO

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 11d

I just realised that I forgot to make a birthday post... it was three weeks ago...

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 11d

picrew.me/share?cd=hMV...

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 12d

Always a great day when you hear someone screaming bloody murder on the other side of the building

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 12d

Why am I so miserable all the time...?

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 12d

//I had such a deranged fanart idea just now

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 13d

Just in general, I suppose. I mean, I can think of a few people who deserve them, but just the idea of punching someone so hard that they wind up with a black eye sounds quite nice at present.

Alternatively, I wouldn't mind being punched. Just let me take my glasses off first.

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 13d

Who is it this time?

Or just in general?

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 13d

I want to give someone a black eye

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 14d

Thinking about this again...

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · Aug 7

I feel so out of place sometimes. Everyone around me is so clinical in how they treat people. They do kind things for others for the good of Team Rocket. They support each other with their issues for the good of Team Rocket. They encourage others for Team Rocket. Everything is done for Team Rocket.+

Reposted by ☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔

桜 @sakuragikoharu.bsky.social · 16d

最近描いた絵を纏めて投稿🎨

1枚目…シェーラ姫の冒険ファンアート✨
2枚目…オリジナルイラスト📚
3枚目…コアクマトリさん👿

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 17d

I love (affectionately) harassing my brother >:3

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 18d

[She shrugged.]

Circumstances beyond my control and loyalty to Giovanni as a person. That, and I genuinely don't care. So long as no-one touches my Meowth, I could've give a damn...

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 18d

... Why are you even with Rocket, then?

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Okay then, I won't.

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Okay then, I won't.

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 19d

Don't tell me you have sympathy or even think they're "friends" or something. Eugh.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Tools, perhaps, but not beneath us.

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Tools, perhaps, but not beneath us.

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 19d

Ew. Why would I want to be attached to a pokémon like that. They're tools that are beneath us.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Hmm. Somehow I would've figured cool body modifications like that would be right up your alley...

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Hmm. Somehow I would've figured cool body modifications like that would be right up your alley...

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 19d

A. I don't want to graft pokémon skin onto me.
B. When I say pokémon skins, it's the equivalent of leather by the time it's ready to sell.

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Use those then?

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☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

And then he has the audacity to chastise me about my poor sleep schedule when he's the core reason as to why it's so poor.

Deadly Rocket @proton.kills.men · 19d

Yeah, I know all about that...

☕ Matori Asai | クールなメガネ美人 ☔ @secretarymatori.bsky.social · 19d

Giovanni's schedule is all over the place, so I kind of just sleep whenever I can get it...

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