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@secretjournal.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Winter is coming. A stark reminder.
Free markets except when the President wants to command businesses like pieces on a chessboard. 🇺🇸
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Free markets except when the President wants to command businesses like pieces on a chessboard. 🇺🇸
I'm old enough to remember when Chiefs fans were unbearable on Twitter.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm old enough to remember when Chiefs fans were unbearable on Twitter.
Mon: "I will fuck your tushy."
Tue: "I never said that."
Wed: "Your tushy been fucked yet?"
Thu: "Why the hell are you so fixated on tushy?"
Fri: "Your tushy is delicious! I never said that!"
#Trump
Tue: "I never said that."
Wed: "Your tushy been fucked yet?"
Thu: "Why the hell are you so fixated on tushy?"
Fri: "Your tushy is delicious! I never said that!"
#Trump
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mon: "I will fuck your tushy."
Tue: "I never said that."
Wed: "Your tushy been fucked yet?"
Thu: "Why the hell are you so fixated on tushy?"
Fri: "Your tushy is delicious! I never said that!"
#Trump
Tue: "I never said that."
Wed: "Your tushy been fucked yet?"
Thu: "Why the hell are you so fixated on tushy?"
Fri: "Your tushy is delicious! I never said that!"
#Trump
Funny how the people who know nothing about the Constitution are in charge of dismantling it. 🇺🇸
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Funny how the people who know nothing about the Constitution are in charge of dismantling it. 🇺🇸
Prayers. Is there anything they can't can't do?
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Prayers. Is there anything they can't can't do?
Trump, winner of the Ribbon of Participation.
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Trump, winner of the Ribbon of Participation.
Illegal dumping is back, baby! 🇺🇸
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Illegal dumping is back, baby! 🇺🇸
Government: Poor people got our money!!
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Government: Poor people got our money!!
I love employers who say, "Benefits for employee only. Fuck your family. Just be productive. Also, if you really want to add them, the premium will be more than you earn. You'll work full-time and owe us money at the end of the month." 🇺🇸
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love employers who say, "Benefits for employee only. Fuck your family. Just be productive. Also, if you really want to add them, the premium will be more than you earn. You'll work full-time and owe us money at the end of the month." 🇺🇸
If those boats actually have drugs, that's only because Americans are their #1 customers.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If those boats actually have drugs, that's only because Americans are their #1 customers.
Going in for the second kill shot? That's where you finally take your stand? 🇺🇸
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Going in for the second kill shot? That's where you finally take your stand? 🇺🇸
Yes, a country was destroyed, but Captain Pubic Hair won fabulous gifts and prizes.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yes, a country was destroyed, but Captain Pubic Hair won fabulous gifts and prizes.
Who needs Satan when you have the Supreme Court?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Who needs Satan when you have the Supreme Court?
Republicans: The people who openly want MORE money in politics.
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Republicans: The people who openly want MORE money in politics.
When you get a turnover, just go down, bro. Don't try your Madden spin moves. Stupid and sloppy.
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When you get a turnover, just go down, bro. Don't try your Madden spin moves. Stupid and sloppy.
If the U.S. goes to war with China, undersea internet cables will be cut. I hope there are contingency plans for that.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If the U.S. goes to war with China, undersea internet cables will be cut. I hope there are contingency plans for that.
We have the opinion of FOX News jerkoff. I guess that's settled law now. 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We have the opinion of FOX News jerkoff. I guess that's settled law now. 🤣
I hope Texans eat a boatload of ivermectin.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I hope Texans eat a boatload of ivermectin.
Trump: Sometimes justice comes from a sippy cup.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump: Sometimes justice comes from a sippy cup.
Supreme Court to decide if president can ignore the Constitution. This is known as the Rule of Law.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Supreme Court to decide if president can ignore the Constitution. This is known as the Rule of Law.
Look at the Christians lining up to defend coldblooded murder. Pro life.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Look at the Christians lining up to defend coldblooded murder. Pro life.
Remember when Trump smeared his feces on the Gulf of Mexico? It was a simpler time.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Remember when Trump smeared his feces on the Gulf of Mexico? It was a simpler time.
trump is only a means to a bitter end
an unwitting tool for your soul to rend
eternity is not that long
you have no fucks to give
hellfire and damnation are greatest friends
🎶🎶🎶🪕
an unwitting tool for your soul to rend
eternity is not that long
you have no fucks to give
hellfire and damnation are greatest friends
🎶🎶🎶🪕
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
trump is only a means to a bitter end
an unwitting tool for your soul to rend
eternity is not that long
you have no fucks to give
hellfire and damnation are greatest friends
🎶🎶🎶🪕
an unwitting tool for your soul to rend
eternity is not that long
you have no fucks to give
hellfire and damnation are greatest friends
🎶🎶🎶🪕
Bone Spurs presents The Department of War.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Bone Spurs presents The Department of War.