Sedona Violet
@sedonaviolet.bsky.social
A Professional Conversationalist With A Taste For The Existential & Kinky
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The universe likes to whisper sweet nothings in my ear and I am nothing if not romantic
I can't tell if these are puppy eyes or Ehrlich terror eyes
March 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I can't tell if these are puppy eyes or Ehrlich terror eyes
We must remember we are working with a generation of No Child Left Behind kids. They were literally engineered to be stupid.
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We must remember we are working with a generation of No Child Left Behind kids. They were literally engineered to be stupid.
The only dad jokes I like are dead dad jokes because I'm gonna get something out of this relationship.
March 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The only dad jokes I like are dead dad jokes because I'm gonna get something out of this relationship.
This is the best pizza in town because there are no pizza places in town, so of course, 'MY' pizza reigns supreme.
March 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the best pizza in town because there are no pizza places in town, so of course, 'MY' pizza reigns supreme.
I live in a literal dream
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I live in a literal dream
Just told a man to go stroke with Vicks Vapor rub. I feel good.
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just told a man to go stroke with Vicks Vapor rub. I feel good.
Sometimes, I don't block. I just delete the conversation thread so you know that I've silenced you.
March 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sometimes, I don't block. I just delete the conversation thread so you know that I've silenced you.
I desperately need everyone to get a sense of humor, expeditiously
March 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I desperately need everyone to get a sense of humor, expeditiously
You are made of multitudes, its just that most of them are multiples of 1
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You are made of multitudes, its just that most of them are multiples of 1
Damn not our favorite little sister 😭😭😭
“Harriet the Spy” star Michelle Trachtenberg has died, the New York Post reports. She was 39.
Michelle Trachtenberg, ‘Gossip Girl’ and ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ actress, dead at 39
Police sources told The Post Wednesday that the actress’s death is not being investigated as suspicious.
pagesix.com
February 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Damn not our favorite little sister 😭😭😭
Fuck Bernie Sanders from the bottom of my heart. You all may have short memories, but I don't. He's a big part of why we got Trump the first time so yeah he can suck my clit.
February 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fuck Bernie Sanders from the bottom of my heart. You all may have short memories, but I don't. He's a big part of why we got Trump the first time so yeah he can suck my clit.
I remembered there was a custard apple hidden on a low branch. It's rare to get one of this ripe from the tree. Usually, the monkeys and birds have gotten to them first.
February 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I remembered there was a custard apple hidden on a low branch. It's rare to get one of this ripe from the tree. Usually, the monkeys and birds have gotten to them first.
I love my Jersey accent
a man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have ... new jersey
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a car and says that 's a lovely accent you have ... new jersey
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love my Jersey accent
Hoe shit is calling my name
February 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hoe shit is calling my name
Gen-z has killed fandom
February 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Gen-z has killed fandom
It looked like this for exactly 3 mins
February 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It looked like this for exactly 3 mins
Oooooo look at Doechii looking cunt
February 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Oooooo look at Doechii looking cunt
Sometimes I forget my girl dog is, in fact, a dog. So when she does gross dog shit, I am always shocked. Clutching my pearls and in disbelief. Like girl....what are you doing??? That's dumb boy dog shit. 🤦🏾♀️
February 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sometimes I forget my girl dog is, in fact, a dog. So when she does gross dog shit, I am always shocked. Clutching my pearls and in disbelief. Like girl....what are you doing??? That's dumb boy dog shit. 🤦🏾♀️
People tend to blow up their lives in the best way around me. What a performance darling 💃🏾
two men are standing in front of a large window looking out at a city at night
ALT: two men are standing in front of a large window looking out at a city at night
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
People tend to blow up their lives in the best way around me. What a performance darling 💃🏾
I have done the Lord's work. The troll has blocked me.
an older woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table with a caption that says " looks like a win win "
ALT: an older woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table with a caption that says " looks like a win win "
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have done the Lord's work. The troll has blocked me.
I love it when something is so gay you have to call it out. 2 women kissing, ehhh, 2 women singing an obscure song from a musical concept album about Homer's Odyssey that never went to production??? That shits gay 🌈🌈🌈
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I love it when something is so gay you have to call it out. 2 women kissing, ehhh, 2 women singing an obscure song from a musical concept album about Homer's Odyssey that never went to production??? That shits gay 🌈🌈🌈
Reposted by Sedona Violet
Getting these emails and until one of them says "I've found your AO3 account" I will not be scared
February 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Getting these emails and until one of them says "I've found your AO3 account" I will not be scared
The best thing being cringe is that I'm not the one cringing 💃🏾
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The best thing being cringe is that I'm not the one cringing 💃🏾