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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 7h

babe wake up new jokic nickname just dropped

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 8h

Forrest Whittaker as Saw is hand to god one of the character all-timers

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 8h

the whole ghorman arc being a complete inversion of rogue one. it’s so good. it also reminds me of this insane person on tumblr who insists that tony gilroy couldn’t possibly have written rogue one because it’s too good for his skill set lmao

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 9h

“amplifying our intake process” about ramping up mass arrests is so goddamn on the nose lmao

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 10h

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 10h

andor not winning more emmys is so fucking crazy, like actually verifiably unjust and wrong

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 10h

will be doing “I can fix her” about dedra meero until the day i die

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 1d

like, drake was deluded for bringing that lawsuit, but i think the judgement is more or less equally deluded — yes i understand that this court specifically is not really the place to test the allegations, but still

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 1d

like the deeply unsavoury part of all of this discourse is that the allegations are allegedly not unfounded, but nobody wants to explore that in anything more than kitschy memes because it might requires us to (yet again) seriously interrogate how we treat famous teenage girls

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 1d

so this is, like, facially funny and I don’t wanna give people shit for finding it so — bc it is — but the judge’s findings are really pushing credulity by suggesting that nobody listened to “not like us” and came away from it thinking drake’s a pedophile

www.billboard.com/pro/drake-la...

Drake Lawsuit Over Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ Dismissed by Judge

Drake’s defamation lawsuit against Universal Music Group over Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us" has been dismissed by a federal judge.

www.billboard.com

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 1d

this is really depraved

www.gov.uk/government/n...

Job advisers to be embedded in GP surgeries as tens of thousands more sick and disabled people offered help into work

Over 40,000 more sick or disabled people will receive intensive employment support to move into secure, fulfilling work and out of poverty, thanks to a £167.2 million boost to the Connect to Work prog...

www.gov.uk

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even agree with this anti-tram rubbish! Extending the trams is one of the most sensible infrastructure projects on the go! But councillors can’t be dodging the public because they’d rather not speak to people as people, that’s madness

maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 1d

If a community council meeting constitutes a threat to councillor’s safety, then @edinburghcouncil.bsky.social needs to name that threat so it can be adequately addressed. The mere participation of people in the democratic process SURELY is not an act of violence.

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 1d

This is genuinely unhinged. Are we to understand that councillor Stephen Jenkinson believes the people of Telford and Drylaw are an active and credible threat to his safety? What on earth????

www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/edinbur...

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

Girls love when it when the weed is better than I thought.

Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 2d

“Girls love it when” + [any LOTR quote] = banger tweet, every time.

Case in point:

Girls love it when you throw down your enemy and smote their ruin upon the mountainside

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

genuinely without any bullshit the only time i have ever screamed watching a horror was during the conjuring 2 when they do the thatcher jump scare

maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

sorry guys but the conjuring movies always get my ass with the cheap scares

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

it’s hilarious that the end of john lithgow’s career is going to be him being a pale pathetic fucking imitation of richard harris. can think of no better end to a snivelling yank with delusions of grandeur

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

well exactly. google that shit in shame like the rest of us morons!! for god’s sake lmao

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

literally!! what I put into a search engine is between me, god, and the abyssal depths of my own stupidity

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

the number of people who are asking it to explain fundamental parts of their job is actually nauseating me. or, like, basic maths. someone has deadass put “14,000/2” into it. is that a fucking joke?

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

my company has a shared chatgpt account (which I do not use because I’m not fucking stupid). I just opened it for the first time today and looked through the query history and jesus christ. I mean jesus christ. it’s a miracle people are able to breathe on their own.

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

hahaha the mask of anime anonymity worked!! 🫡🫡🫡

hope you’re keeping well!!!

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

do you think samsung can develop ai that erases us filthy plebs from real life too? genuinely distraught that posh influencers might have to momentarily breathe our filthy povvo air :-((((

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maximum robespierre @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 2d

okay you’ve got to admit: edinburgh influencers using ai to literally erase the people of edinburgh is so spectacularly on the nose

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