☄Unidentified Flying Clothesline
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☄Unidentified Flying Clothesline
@seiwot.bsky.social
Sable and/or Sei, mid 30s trans girl by dawn, switchy witchy supervillain by dusk. An endless buffet of shiny kinks, stupid antics, and sorta started pet projects. Chubby goth girlfriend, you know the 'cule. Oh, right: she/they, ΘΔ, 632146+H, and so on.
Pinned
damned right i will, nyoom!!!
look there's just something really appealing about being a big toony ferret, long and lithe and looking like a rope with paws, or at least until the usual cartoon antics start kicking in

turn this tube into a ball with one simple trick: vore
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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im normal
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@profanity.accountant y'know what sure, deliver me content
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
anyway hi nya squeak today was certainly a Day and we are now completely critterbrained

it's fun being a noodle
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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we both woke up feeling like we dreamt watching megalopolis
how is that movie real
tonight was an experience we won't soon forget

holy shit
we're like 20 minutes into megalopolis and it already feels like i've watched 3 movies
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i will not be at MFF this year, i will be over here holding down the fort and cheerleading everyone in between bouts of running around like a mindless maid

but SOON
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ever have a morning that's just so mind-melting stupid that you just kinda check out for the rest of the day knowing that nothing from that point on can possibly faze you

these kinds of mornings are why we are always cozyposting tbh
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
wiggles aggressively, menacingly

how can a plush be menacing? just wait
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
well good heckin morning

okay now that that's out of the way, let's disappear back into the pillow fort and do absolutely nothing important today tbh
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
staying up late watching stupid movies that make you all collectively lose your mind laughing together is such a good way to spend the night, we needed this lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Megalopolis might be the dumbest thing i have ever seen. Ho lee shit
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
tonight was an experience we won't soon forget

holy shit
we're like 20 minutes into megalopolis and it already feels like i've watched 3 movies
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
anyway: nya, squeak, etc
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
magical girl henshin sequence where i take a fat rip off this vape and then collapse into a cuddly plush puddle
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i love video games that make me cry (gripping story) or cry (celebration of a new record) or cry (noita)
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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cosmic schmeen but as a tasty reindeer

[[ starring @cosmicsheen.bsky.social ]]
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it's been an overly busy and thinky and stormy day, and fireferts just wanna wiggle for a while instead of doing anything else associated with conscious thought for the rest of the night, if that's okay with you

if it isn't then, I dunno, call the wiggle patrol
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
sitting on the idea of doing a media thread because I have like two modes
* "it was good, I liked it"
* <giant walls of text analyzing, dissecting, and interpreting the core themes of the work, overzealous appreciation for heavy-handed metaphor and topics that made me cry like a banshee> yeah s'good
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
it's been the year of very slow critter TF

just so happens that this critter is also getting an enormous ass and giant tits, what of it
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
getting that species euphoria by being a wiggly playful little bastard that thrives in a small group setting but needs proper enrichment or we'll just piss everywhere out of boredom
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
oh, it's still december, isn't it? was vaguely hoping that I'd wake up and still have time to take care of <everything>

guess we're just going to need to be ourselves, whatever THAT means
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
good bwuh mornyan

screw it let's just disappear back into the cozy nest tbh
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
yeah
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
sleepy ferret girl all curled up in her crater

it's that kind of monday
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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My favorite recent comm!
Animating tail is so much fun😆
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM