☄Unidentified Flying Clothesline
@seiwot.bsky.social
Sable and/or Sei, mid 30s trans girl by dawn, switchy witchy supervillain by dusk. An endless buffet of shiny kinks, stupid antics, and sorta started pet projects. Chubby goth girlfriend, you know the 'cule. Oh, right: she/they, ΘΔ, 632146+H, and so on.
Pinned
look there's just something really appealing about being a big toony ferret, long and lithe and looking like a rope with paws, or at least until the usual cartoon antics start kicking in
turn this tube into a ball with one simple trick: vore
turn this tube into a ball with one simple trick: vore
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
look there's just something really appealing about being a big toony ferret, long and lithe and looking like a rope with paws, or at least until the usual cartoon antics start kicking in
turn this tube into a ball with one simple trick: vore
turn this tube into a ball with one simple trick: vore
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@profanity.accountant y'know what sure, deliver me content
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@profanity.accountant y'know what sure, deliver me content
anyway hi nya squeak today was certainly a Day and we are now completely critterbrained
it's fun being a noodle
it's fun being a noodle
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
anyway hi nya squeak today was certainly a Day and we are now completely critterbrained
it's fun being a noodle
it's fun being a noodle
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we both woke up feeling like we dreamt watching megalopolis
how is that movie real
how is that movie real
tonight was an experience we won't soon forget
holy shit
holy shit
we're like 20 minutes into megalopolis and it already feels like i've watched 3 movies
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
we both woke up feeling like we dreamt watching megalopolis
how is that movie real
how is that movie real
i will not be at MFF this year, i will be over here holding down the fort and cheerleading everyone in between bouts of running around like a mindless maid
but SOON
but SOON
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i will not be at MFF this year, i will be over here holding down the fort and cheerleading everyone in between bouts of running around like a mindless maid
but SOON
but SOON
ever have a morning that's just so mind-melting stupid that you just kinda check out for the rest of the day knowing that nothing from that point on can possibly faze you
these kinds of mornings are why we are always cozyposting tbh
these kinds of mornings are why we are always cozyposting tbh
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
ever have a morning that's just so mind-melting stupid that you just kinda check out for the rest of the day knowing that nothing from that point on can possibly faze you
these kinds of mornings are why we are always cozyposting tbh
these kinds of mornings are why we are always cozyposting tbh
wiggles aggressively, menacingly
how can a plush be menacing? just wait
how can a plush be menacing? just wait
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
wiggles aggressively, menacingly
how can a plush be menacing? just wait
how can a plush be menacing? just wait
well good heckin morning
okay now that that's out of the way, let's disappear back into the pillow fort and do absolutely nothing important today tbh
okay now that that's out of the way, let's disappear back into the pillow fort and do absolutely nothing important today tbh
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
well good heckin morning
okay now that that's out of the way, let's disappear back into the pillow fort and do absolutely nothing important today tbh
okay now that that's out of the way, let's disappear back into the pillow fort and do absolutely nothing important today tbh
staying up late watching stupid movies that make you all collectively lose your mind laughing together is such a good way to spend the night, we needed this lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
staying up late watching stupid movies that make you all collectively lose your mind laughing together is such a good way to spend the night, we needed this lmao
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Megalopolis might be the dumbest thing i have ever seen. Ho lee shit
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Megalopolis might be the dumbest thing i have ever seen. Ho lee shit
tonight was an experience we won't soon forget
holy shit
holy shit
we're like 20 minutes into megalopolis and it already feels like i've watched 3 movies
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
tonight was an experience we won't soon forget
holy shit
holy shit
anyway: nya, squeak, etc
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
anyway: nya, squeak, etc
magical girl henshin sequence where i take a fat rip off this vape and then collapse into a cuddly plush puddle
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
magical girl henshin sequence where i take a fat rip off this vape and then collapse into a cuddly plush puddle
i love video games that make me cry (gripping story) or cry (celebration of a new record) or cry (noita)
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i love video games that make me cry (gripping story) or cry (celebration of a new record) or cry (noita)
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December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it's been an overly busy and thinky and stormy day, and fireferts just wanna wiggle for a while instead of doing anything else associated with conscious thought for the rest of the night, if that's okay with you
if it isn't then, I dunno, call the wiggle patrol
if it isn't then, I dunno, call the wiggle patrol
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's been an overly busy and thinky and stormy day, and fireferts just wanna wiggle for a while instead of doing anything else associated with conscious thought for the rest of the night, if that's okay with you
if it isn't then, I dunno, call the wiggle patrol
if it isn't then, I dunno, call the wiggle patrol
sitting on the idea of doing a media thread because I have like two modes
* "it was good, I liked it"
* <giant walls of text analyzing, dissecting, and interpreting the core themes of the work, overzealous appreciation for heavy-handed metaphor and topics that made me cry like a banshee> yeah s'good
* "it was good, I liked it"
* <giant walls of text analyzing, dissecting, and interpreting the core themes of the work, overzealous appreciation for heavy-handed metaphor and topics that made me cry like a banshee> yeah s'good
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
sitting on the idea of doing a media thread because I have like two modes
* "it was good, I liked it"
* <giant walls of text analyzing, dissecting, and interpreting the core themes of the work, overzealous appreciation for heavy-handed metaphor and topics that made me cry like a banshee> yeah s'good
* "it was good, I liked it"
* <giant walls of text analyzing, dissecting, and interpreting the core themes of the work, overzealous appreciation for heavy-handed metaphor and topics that made me cry like a banshee> yeah s'good
it's been the year of very slow critter TF
just so happens that this critter is also getting an enormous ass and giant tits, what of it
just so happens that this critter is also getting an enormous ass and giant tits, what of it
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
it's been the year of very slow critter TF
just so happens that this critter is also getting an enormous ass and giant tits, what of it
just so happens that this critter is also getting an enormous ass and giant tits, what of it
getting that species euphoria by being a wiggly playful little bastard that thrives in a small group setting but needs proper enrichment or we'll just piss everywhere out of boredom
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
getting that species euphoria by being a wiggly playful little bastard that thrives in a small group setting but needs proper enrichment or we'll just piss everywhere out of boredom
oh, it's still december, isn't it? was vaguely hoping that I'd wake up and still have time to take care of <everything>
guess we're just going to need to be ourselves, whatever THAT means
guess we're just going to need to be ourselves, whatever THAT means
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
oh, it's still december, isn't it? was vaguely hoping that I'd wake up and still have time to take care of <everything>
guess we're just going to need to be ourselves, whatever THAT means
guess we're just going to need to be ourselves, whatever THAT means
good bwuh mornyan
screw it let's just disappear back into the cozy nest tbh
screw it let's just disappear back into the cozy nest tbh
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
good bwuh mornyan
screw it let's just disappear back into the cozy nest tbh
screw it let's just disappear back into the cozy nest tbh
yeah
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
yeah
sleepy ferret girl all curled up in her crater
it's that kind of monday
it's that kind of monday
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
sleepy ferret girl all curled up in her crater
it's that kind of monday
it's that kind of monday
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My favorite recent comm!
Animating tail is so much fun😆
Animating tail is so much fun😆
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My favorite recent comm!
Animating tail is so much fun😆
Animating tail is so much fun😆