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sellingtheta.bsky.social
it’s me, aubrey plaza accord
@sellingtheta.bsky.social
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markets // late 90s, early 00s reference maker // Arsenal FC 📍DC
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sellingtheta.bsky.social
it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · Dec 30
realizing my diversified crypto portfolio isn’t the uncorrelated asset class i thought it was
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 5h
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 5h
The Rapture is just offstage stretching before they come on. Gen X unite!
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sellingtheta.bsky.social
it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 6h
sorry sorry I’m trying to dele
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 7h
fartcoin collapsing after markets closed is silent but deadly
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sellingtheta.bsky.social
it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
bitcoin
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
another day like this
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
don’t think it’s a coincidence I’m seeing them play tonight
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 8h
This all seems problematic in an asset-based economy.
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Morgan Stanley Asks to Pull Cash From Jefferies’ Point Bonita
Morgan Stanley’s asset-management business asked to redeem some money it invested in a Jefferies Financial Group Inc. fund with large exposure to the trade debt of bankrupt auto-parts supplier First B...
www.bloomberg.com
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
bsky.app/profile/king...
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kingbradentucky.bsky.social @kingbradentucky.bsky.social · 8h
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Morgan Stanley Asks to Pull Cash From Jefferies’ Point Bonita
Morgan Stanley’s asset-management business asked to redeem some money it invested in a Jefferies Financial Group Inc. fund with large exposure to the trade debt of bankrupt auto-parts supplier First B...
www.bloomberg.com
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
ok guess it our dark lord in his feelings again bsky.app/profile/cono...
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 8h
Oh fuck it’s because of a Trump China tariff post
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sellingtheta.bsky.social
it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
JEF causing futures to dump after the bell
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sellingtheta.bsky.social
it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 8h
just heard someone say "VIX was signaling a level of complacency..." it was actually the exact opposite! VIX, VX were sitting well above realized vol as the market went up everyday with little movement. if anything, the VIX was saying, "we don't really trust what's happening here"
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 9h
“woULd yUo RatHEr bE RiGHt oR mAkE moNeY”
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 10h
someone ask his clients if they prefer this to the so called most hated rally ever
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 10h
the other thing is that banks, private equity, HYG...were already trading really poorly coming into this
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 10h
so dispersion levels reached liked 99th percentile. and index vol was so low, but VIX/VX couldn’t go down. they were probably sniffing out that this was getting dangerous, and *something* was going to come along and cause a problem
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 10h
🙏
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 10h
this isn’t volmageddon, and the likelihood it turns into something close is still rare. these setups are rare, but you have to pay attention when they show up. and when mechanics *really* break, AI or whatevs won’t save you
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 10h
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 11h
we’re up 40% in 6 months and he says but the sell off 🥴
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sellingtheta.bsky.social
it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 12h
inverting VX into the weekend
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 14h
nah, I'm just ok and post a lot lol
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 14h
@conorsen.bsky.social @ljkawa.bsky.social
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