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realizing my diversified crypto portfolio isn’t the uncorrelated asset class i thought it was
saying “Di Marco overlapping Barella” to myself
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
saying “Di Marco overlapping Barella” to myself
pretty wild we are almost halfway into the season and Slot has no idea what his best lineup is
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
pretty wild we are almost halfway into the season and Slot has no idea what his best lineup is
Qs lower, banks go up, dispersion keeps going
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Qs lower, banks go up, dispersion keeps going
i’m sorry what’s going on here?
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i’m sorry what’s going on here?
when hassett becomes chair
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
when hassett becomes chair
the SOX making an ATH and then closing below Friday's low would seem double toppy from late October
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the SOX making an ATH and then closing below Friday's low would seem double toppy from late October
watch out for semis. had been keep this thing together. now may be fading and pushing us down. without them it's basically just MSFT and GS
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
watch out for semis. had been keep this thing together. now may be fading and pushing us down. without them it's basically just MSFT and GS
after being firm earlier, Jan VX actually not taking this fade very seriously
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
after being firm earlier, Jan VX actually not taking this fade very seriously
10yr was sub 4% the day after thanksgiving
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
10yr was sub 4% the day after thanksgiving
here is the 2026 notre dame schedule. they only have 4 away games against
4-8 Wisconsin
2-10 Purdue
4-8 North Carolina
3-9 Syracuse
join a conference you cowards
4-8 Wisconsin
2-10 Purdue
4-8 North Carolina
3-9 Syracuse
join a conference you cowards
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
here is the 2026 notre dame schedule. they only have 4 away games against
4-8 Wisconsin
2-10 Purdue
4-8 North Carolina
3-9 Syracuse
join a conference you cowards
4-8 Wisconsin
2-10 Purdue
4-8 North Carolina
3-9 Syracuse
join a conference you cowards
VIX had its lowest close since late September. FOMC this week. doesn’t matter what ES does overnight, when you wake up VIX is going to be +.75. Jan VX won’t move and that’s what matters
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
VIX had its lowest close since late September. FOMC this week. doesn’t matter what ES does overnight, when you wake up VIX is going to be +.75. Jan VX won’t move and that’s what matters
the end of this real madrid game
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the end of this real madrid game
he received a 2 year extension at 400k per week to play until just shy of his 35th birthday. his work rate on the defensive end has been terrible. so if he’s not banging in a ton of goals (he isn’t) why have him out there?
Mohamed Salah says he feels “thrown under the bus” by Liverpool as he revealed his relationship with head coach Arne Slot has broken down.
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December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
he received a 2 year extension at 400k per week to play until just shy of his 35th birthday. his work rate on the defensive end has been terrible. so if he’s not banging in a ton of goals (he isn’t) why have him out there?
Barca playing Yamal as the 10 today. don’t think once seen him in the midfield before. He’s usually on the right wing, but Barca have midfield issues/injuries so Flick is trying something new
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Barca playing Yamal as the 10 today. don’t think once seen him in the midfield before. He’s usually on the right wing, but Barca have midfield issues/injuries so Flick is trying something new
with Gabriel at CB arsenal played 16. they had 13 clean sheets and given up 5 goals. after the injury in a Brazil friendly (🤬) we've given up 5 goals in 5 games. we have a stronger squad, but it's so we can rotate at Brugge and home to Wolves next week. not when we are away to Chelsea and Villa
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
with Gabriel at CB arsenal played 16. they had 13 clean sheets and given up 5 goals. after the injury in a Brazil friendly (🤬) we've given up 5 goals in 5 games. we have a stronger squad, but it's so we can rotate at Brugge and home to Wolves next week. not when we are away to Chelsea and Villa
MLS cup final today. Will be great to watch the former talisman of a side that won 34 trophies in Europe, including 13 league titles and 2 champions leagues. plus he also won a World Cup where he beat…Messi in the final
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
MLS cup final today. Will be great to watch the former talisman of a side that won 34 trophies in Europe, including 13 league titles and 2 champions leagues. plus he also won a World Cup where he beat…Messi in the final
another brand new center back pairing. Odegaard and Eze playing together. today probs a coin flip. then schedule gets easier after today. the only really tough fixture rest of (prem) season is away to man city in April when hopefully everyone is fully match fit. win today and 1 hand is on the trophy
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
another brand new center back pairing. Odegaard and Eze playing together. today probs a coin flip. then schedule gets easier after today. the only really tough fixture rest of (prem) season is away to man city in April when hopefully everyone is fully match fit. win today and 1 hand is on the trophy
today I feel grifter
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
today I feel grifter
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
today I feel fraudster
today I feel tyrant
today I feel felon
they don't know it when they say it, but when people talk about year end seasonality being positive what they mean is Jan VX is 3.9 over spot
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
they don't know it when they say it, but when people talk about year end seasonality being positive what they mean is Jan VX is 3.9 over spot
me applying to be the west coast editor of vanity fair
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
me applying to be the west coast editor of vanity fair