autumnal seltzer π
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dog fosterer β’ slow runner β’ marxist great lakes-ist β’ no one has ever been mad at me β’ she/her β’ my views, blah blah
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i think the real funny part of this is that sal was not allowed to play himself in this bills universe. everyone else did but sal. he could have even been the salute to service emcee, but no. chinese sal capaccio was some amorphous bills employee
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i think the real funny part of this is that sal was not allowed to play himself in this bills universe. everyone else did but sal. he could have even been the salute to service emcee, but no. chinese sal capaccio was some amorphous bills employee
chinese sal capaccio is the name of my midwest emo band
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
chinese sal capaccio is the name of my midwest emo band
sal capaccio asian excellence β solidarity to an asian king πππππ
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
sal capaccio asian excellence β solidarity to an asian king πππππ
iβve been thinking about this post for the past hour. every time i see it, i laugh
*Sal Capaccio appears on screen in the Hallmark Movie*
My grandmother: Whoβs that little Chinese man???
My grandmother: Whoβs that little Chinese man???
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
iβve been thinking about this post for the past hour. every time i see it, i laugh
i think the most egregious part of this movie is making it seem like that nice ass orchard park mansion is on abbott
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i think the most egregious part of this movie is making it seem like that nice ass orchard park mansion is on abbott
did she just say βwhatβs up uncβ am i having a stroke
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
did she just say βwhatβs up uncβ am i having a stroke
OKAY EXACTLY
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
OKAY EXACTLY
what do you think about the man with the long island accent
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
what do you think about the man with the long island accent
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*Sal Capaccio appears on screen in the Hallmark Movie*
My grandmother: Whoβs that little Chinese man???
My grandmother: Whoβs that little Chinese man???
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*Sal Capaccio appears on screen in the Hallmark Movie*
My grandmother: Whoβs that little Chinese man???
My grandmother: Whoβs that little Chinese man???
the bills hallmark movie has DISGUSTING everybody eats propaganda in it
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
the bills hallmark movie has DISGUSTING everybody eats propaganda in it
concept: rocky horror-style screening of the bills hallmark movie
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
concept: rocky horror-style screening of the bills hallmark movie
sheβs still a conservative capitalist who will grift off of this probably forever, but marjorie taylor greene pulling off a reverse fetterman is not how i expected this to go
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
sheβs still a conservative capitalist who will grift off of this probably forever, but marjorie taylor greene pulling off a reverse fetterman is not how i expected this to go
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Watching Democrats denounce the "horrors of Socialism" in Congress on the same day Trump is absolutely glazing Mamdani's policies from the Oval Office is one of the most remarkably stark examples I've seen in my life of why Democrats lose so many national elections.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285β98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Watching Democrats denounce the "horrors of Socialism" in Congress on the same day Trump is absolutely glazing Mamdani's policies from the Oval Office is one of the most remarkably stark examples I've seen in my life of why Democrats lose so many national elections.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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In our first candidate endorsement since 2021, we are proud to endorse Adam Bojak for NYS Assembly. @bojak4assembly.bsky.social
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In our first candidate endorsement since 2021, we are proud to endorse Adam Bojak for NYS Assembly. @bojak4assembly.bsky.social
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
Our full statement: buffalo-dsa.org/statements/b...
whoβs ready for offensive coordinator mike mcdaniel
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
whoβs ready for offensive coordinator mike mcdaniel
obviously they wouldnβt hire him back and they would be stupid to do it. as i understand it, brian daboll is aβ¦ difficult man. it just happens he was a difficult man uniquely attuned to calling plays for josh allen
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
obviously they wouldnβt hire him back and they would be stupid to do it. as i understand it, brian daboll is aβ¦ difficult man. it just happens he was a difficult man uniquely attuned to calling plays for josh allen
josh allen and brian daboll
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
josh allen and brian daboll
once again: i say this, but i will be back next week
hard not to escape the sinking feeling that heβs gonna win one but it wonβt be with my team
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
once again: i say this, but i will be back next week
that almost makes me sadder, in a way
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
that almost makes me sadder, in a way
i have hope beyond hope heβll do it here, but not unless a good chunk of this supporting cast changes
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i have hope beyond hope heβll do it here, but not unless a good chunk of this supporting cast changes
hard not to escape the sinking feeling that heβs gonna win one but it wonβt be with my team
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
hard not to escape the sinking feeling that heβs gonna win one but it wonβt be with my team
yes i will be back next week
clean house man i hate this team sell the sabres too
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
yes i will be back next week
clean house man i hate this team sell the sabres too
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
clean house man i hate this team sell the sabres too
dion dawkins got the key to the city and became just as inept as the cityβs government
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
dion dawkins got the key to the city and became just as inept as the cityβs government