A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy
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Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
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This is two of Carnegie Diner & Café's chocolate chip variety of their "Big Ass Cookie."
They're not lying.
They're not lying.
Philly folks will understand.
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Philly folks will understand.
Reposted by A Philly Girl Hitchhiking Through The Galaxy
The Supreme Court hasn’t ruled on Trump’s tariffs because they’re scared stiff. Rule for him and admit you’re a hack. Rule against him and anger Trump, billionaires, and the MAGA mob. So they stall. Cowardice, with robes. 💣
February 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM
The Supreme Court hasn’t ruled on Trump’s tariffs because they’re scared stiff. Rule for him and admit you’re a hack. Rule against him and anger Trump, billionaires, and the MAGA mob. So they stall. Cowardice, with robes. 💣
They deserve this!! They've more than earned it!!
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
They deserve this!! They've more than earned it!!
Somebody needs to write a song about the importance of having the right balance between ravioli, the sauce, and the meatballs.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Somebody needs to write a song about the importance of having the right balance between ravioli, the sauce, and the meatballs.
The only thing worse than trying to say "Ruth's Chris Steak House" without spraying everybody nearby, is trying to say "Fifth Third Bank."
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The only thing worse than trying to say "Ruth's Chris Steak House" without spraying everybody nearby, is trying to say "Fifth Third Bank."
When the BBQ place is so good, you imagine people would drink the BBQ sauce straight from the bottle...
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
When the BBQ place is so good, you imagine people would drink the BBQ sauce straight from the bottle...
I want to thank you all for coming out in this Iditarod-type weather just to read my posts here.
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I want to thank you all for coming out in this Iditarod-type weather just to read my posts here.
Just read that the Melania documentary is going over in England about as well as squeezing a skunk.
At the largest London theater of UK's largest cinema company, only ONE ticket was sold for the 3pm showing on Friday. The 6:10pm showing doubled the ticket sales of the 3pm showing.
At the largest London theater of UK's largest cinema company, only ONE ticket was sold for the 3pm showing on Friday. The 6:10pm showing doubled the ticket sales of the 3pm showing.
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Just read that the Melania documentary is going over in England about as well as squeezing a skunk.
At the largest London theater of UK's largest cinema company, only ONE ticket was sold for the 3pm showing on Friday. The 6:10pm showing doubled the ticket sales of the 3pm showing.
At the largest London theater of UK's largest cinema company, only ONE ticket was sold for the 3pm showing on Friday. The 6:10pm showing doubled the ticket sales of the 3pm showing.
ATC: "What's the nature of the emergency?"
Pilot: "Cabin depressurization! The in-flight movie was the Melania Trump documentary, and at least 70 people walked out!"
Pilot: "Cabin depressurization! The in-flight movie was the Melania Trump documentary, and at least 70 people walked out!"
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
ATC: "What's the nature of the emergency?"
Pilot: "Cabin depressurization! The in-flight movie was the Melania Trump documentary, and at least 70 people walked out!"
Pilot: "Cabin depressurization! The in-flight movie was the Melania Trump documentary, and at least 70 people walked out!"
Word is that Greg Bovino has been relieved of his duties as Commander-at-large of Border Patrol.
Release the Giant Roombas.
Release the Giant Roombas.
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Word is that Greg Bovino has been relieved of his duties as Commander-at-large of Border Patrol.
Release the Giant Roombas.
Release the Giant Roombas.
The Philly area is blanketed....
January 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The Philly area is blanketed....
History is not all clean and sanitary. Slavery was a part of the history of the nation.
To remove exhibits of slavery from display in the Independence Hall area here in Philadelphia is nothing more than trying to erase history and pretend it didn't happen.
And it's wrong.
To remove exhibits of slavery from display in the Independence Hall area here in Philadelphia is nothing more than trying to erase history and pretend it didn't happen.
And it's wrong.
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 AM
History is not all clean and sanitary. Slavery was a part of the history of the nation.
To remove exhibits of slavery from display in the Independence Hall area here in Philadelphia is nothing more than trying to erase history and pretend it didn't happen.
And it's wrong.
To remove exhibits of slavery from display in the Independence Hall area here in Philadelphia is nothing more than trying to erase history and pretend it didn't happen.
And it's wrong.
It is interesting to note that with a single exception, all the nations that signed on to Trump's "Board of Peace" are nations that are either Middle Eastern, African, or Communist wannabe puppet nations.
Not a single Western nation or NATO ally bowed down to Trump and signed.
Good for them!
Not a single Western nation or NATO ally bowed down to Trump and signed.
Good for them!
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
It is interesting to note that with a single exception, all the nations that signed on to Trump's "Board of Peace" are nations that are either Middle Eastern, African, or Communist wannabe puppet nations.
Not a single Western nation or NATO ally bowed down to Trump and signed.
Good for them!
Not a single Western nation or NATO ally bowed down to Trump and signed.
Good for them!
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender asks “What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
The bartender asks “What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender asks “What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
The bartender asks “What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
I realized today that most of my arguments with MAGATs and the far right in general.... can all be summed up in one sentence of conclusion.
And that sentence is: "Yo mama raised you wrong."
And that sentence is: "Yo mama raised you wrong."
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I realized today that most of my arguments with MAGATs and the far right in general.... can all be summed up in one sentence of conclusion.
And that sentence is: "Yo mama raised you wrong."
And that sentence is: "Yo mama raised you wrong."
Printer: Cyan and Yellow ink cartridges low.
Me: *swaps out ink*
Printer: Oh and black is low, too.
Me: *sighs, swaps out ink*
Printer: Thanks. Oh and the maintenance box is low now.
Me: Maintenance box? What the hell is THAT??? That's not even in the user guide!
Me: *swaps out ink*
Printer: Oh and black is low, too.
Me: *sighs, swaps out ink*
Printer: Thanks. Oh and the maintenance box is low now.
Me: Maintenance box? What the hell is THAT??? That's not even in the user guide!
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Printer: Cyan and Yellow ink cartridges low.
Me: *swaps out ink*
Printer: Oh and black is low, too.
Me: *sighs, swaps out ink*
Printer: Thanks. Oh and the maintenance box is low now.
Me: Maintenance box? What the hell is THAT??? That's not even in the user guide!
Me: *swaps out ink*
Printer: Oh and black is low, too.
Me: *sighs, swaps out ink*
Printer: Thanks. Oh and the maintenance box is low now.
Me: Maintenance box? What the hell is THAT??? That's not even in the user guide!
I think I missed something when I saw this joke.... because I'm not sure what the punch line is... 🤣
January 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I think I missed something when I saw this joke.... because I'm not sure what the punch line is... 🤣
