Sassy Purple Bounce House - MFF 2025
seritaph.bsky.social
Sassy Purple Bounce House - MFF 2025
@seritaph.bsky.social
Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
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Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
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who remembered to make a picture BEFORE a holiday for a change!
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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more parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Staffing at MFF 2025!

Anyone gonna be there who might wanna say hi and be bothered by This Roo for a few moments?
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Since I’m officially self employed, I’d very much appreciate the source skeets in the QRPed threads being spread around!

I’m also very much open for doing badges for MFF and other conventions; please DM me for further questions on that front~.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"Gentlemen, we can repressurize her. Bigger than she was before.

Balloonier. Stronger. Faster.

I give you the first 600 PSI 'Roo."
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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meet me at the inflation station for an ass-kicking
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references.

Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.
Exotic Animal Photo Reference Repository
www.animal-photo-references.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
As an AirMattress for Hire I realize there's a market for you insomniacs!

I'll show up at your door, push my inflated way voluminously on in, envelop your face with big purple puffy paws and whisper "Naptime" before smother snuggling you with a sleeper hold until you pass out and Get Some Sleep.
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Look, yes I'm twenty feet tall right now and as broad abeam as a barn but that's mostly puffly buffed hot air. I'm nowhere near as heavy as I might look.

*Siiiigh* Fiiine, I'll step on you. Hold still. No licking my toes, either!

*HEAVY SQUEAK*
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I know a few folks who should see this if they haven't....

(Looking at @seritaph.bsky.social and @fairbank.bsky.social to start....)
Posting the Poolshark animation here too, alongside a download link to the rigged 3D model!!!

drive.google.com/file/d/1_ZhG...

This took a long time, but it was worth it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Am I rubberizing you and then filling you with helium or another other gas of choice?

Oh, I'm *infusing* you with helium. More interesting implications for your overall potential figure.
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I'm gonna blame moment and seritaph for this idea :P
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Your inflatable self is always on my mind."

Well, you are! I never took the time.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe6...
Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind
YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh wait, I'm dumb.

It's not that you want to be a couch. There's just a whole lot of you who want me to plant my titanic purple plastic inflated ass on you.

*tsk* You purple plastic huffing fanatics.
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull!"

"What do we do?!"

"We die."
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I find it interesting how many of you want to be called "Cushions."

There's a need here.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nice couch you got there. Too bad I'm here to hog *all* of it.

*Parks the biggest purple pressurized posterior on ALL of your available seating*

Unless you're a couch, of course. In which case I'm fine with planting all of this on *you*, Cushions.
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*Sitting in a comfortable lounger in the living room, reading a newspaper. Suddenly stops and leans back with a thousand yard stare of realization*

Huh. I should rubberize and absolutely overinflate a dragon girl.
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hm.

Thinking about getting a commission of a certain overinflated purple muscle puffed moron (hi!).

BUT I can't decide if it should involve a shirt logo that says:

"HELIUM HUG MONSTER"

Or

"HELIUM HUGS!"

Decisions. You'll all see the results eventually!
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like being vast and voluminous today! Buff puffed and large enough to be inconvenient both to myself and others, but not so much as to be problematic.

Basically I want you to admire my ridiculous purpleness in passing for a moment, then have a good Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
How is it the middle of November already...

At least Parade Float Season is upon us!

What, you don't wanna be a Float? It's bouyantly intoxicating!

*Parade Float Propagandist Roo*
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Short Stories:

"You fool! That's not a dildo, It's an air tank!"

*Sudden hissing*
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Lock in?!

*self destructs*
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM