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Sassy Purple Bounce House

@seritaph.bsky.social

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Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo (Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA) Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old. One of the original online inflation oddballs.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 22h

Layers of fascination.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeh, been working out. Gettin' buff.

"Y'mean you just been 'puff buffing' them bubble muscles, y'big cheater!"

Don't make me smother your tiny face with this here bicep! ... Oh wait. I'm on to your little game.

"Can I still get smothered?"

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 1d

With extra carbonation!

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Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 MCAtlanta! @gremlin.world · 4d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 3d

Such squeezable cheeks!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 3d

Hippy birdo!

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shocktress @shocktress.bsky.social · 5d

Full moon night😈

so Halloween will be as bright basically.
If anyone cares I guess.

I wonder how other holidays will go, times are not happy and no single thing can be done to fix it.
🧡
Enjoy stuff while you can if you can.
Make the most of it, especially for others.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Aww.

If you want a parade muscle balloon ride just say so!

I'm totally down. :)

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Inflatable Femboy.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Oh I'm pretty sure the whole idea is to derail that thinking process.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

I feel like someone's saying I should be in containment for the month of October.

Just sayin'!

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

How can I help you, citizen?

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Ah, the days ending in y.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Might have to bump a few of these up to help out.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 5d

Haven't reviewed my Patreon subscriptions in quite a while. Lesse how folks are doing.

Oh. Oh wow, that's a lot of artists getting run over by life and unable to post anymore.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 6d

Acceptibubble!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 6d

Ooo!

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 7d

It's Friday? When did that happen?!?

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 8d

When in doubt immobilize em out!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 9d

*Pats*

Gotta curate things somehow, especially when there's so much anxiety and stress going around. Your request is totally understandable!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 11d

Seri's Gym, how can I help you?

A complaint? Uh huh. Ok. Interesting. Ah! Understood.

But you are bigger, correct? Our ads clearly state "Get Bigger AND lose All The Weight."

I am sorry, but we cannot be held liable for your inability to squeeze through your doorway anymore.

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Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12d

"Just Is"

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12d

Trashdragon is a valid etymology.

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12d

Smish factor five!

Sassy Purple Bounce House @seritaph.bsky.social · 12d

It's a job!