Sernard
@sernard.bsky.social
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He/Him I zonk people and learn to draw. Prices for sessions are here: https://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/hypnoodlecommissions/ 18+ Only, Minors do not interract #Hypnosis #Hypnofur #FurryArt #OC #Art #Lore
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sernard.bsky.social
Alright let's try this.
I will open commissions for this kind of drawing, one hour-ish sketches. For 15$ each. One character only.
Just DM me with a reference sheet and an idea and we'll see how to work from here !
#FurryArt #Commissions
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lamisubluesky.bsky.social
Let’s start this new profile with a new drawing 🔥

Illustration realized for @ouasfanzine.bsky.social Souls themed fanzine. Knight Artorias and Lord Blade Ciaran crossing paths at Anor Londo, in a time where days were warmer and filled with light.

#darksoulsart #knightartorias #ciaran #digitalart
sernard.bsky.social
But nobody manages to get them fully in frame, it's always selfies. So the real mystery is how long the tail is
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sernard.bsky.social
Oh no, who taught Penny that kind of magic ? She's going to be unstoppable ! Or maybe it's all just a dream and that's why she's naked... Don't think too hard about it.

Thank you @brushie-art.bsky.social for lending her to me for practice !
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riolu.gay
hello again gamers

temporarily reactivating because i am in desperate need of legal advice for a weird housing situation

my previous landlord has not only withheld my security deposit, but sent me a bill for nearly $2500 in "damages"

the previous apartment was in Medford, MA. i am in Somerville
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brushie-art.bsky.social
I have a sudden craving for hard cheese today.
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swordscomic.bsky.social
If Star Trek can have an episode about the Medical Officer having sex with the same ghost that had sex with her grandma, your story can have a little cringe in it too. It might turn out to be something people like, even. Weird people who smell like ham.
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paxtonstranger.bsky.social
*tapping my gay lil paws*

Ohh, foley work gets so mmMESSY, gawrsh...~💜

The image in your head: [censored]

The image in mine: my nitrile-gloved hand slipping on an over-lubed bad dragon, catching it with my other hand, and questioning my life choices as now I cannot touch my keyboard (or doorknob)
sernard.bsky.social
Oh boy someone was pent up
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sernard.bsky.social
Kind of crazy but Essence Casting might fix a lot of the Magus' issues. Especially with the attack spell selections we have (still need more btw)
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echoscales.bsky.social
It's alright to sink into that scaley comfort. Safe and sound with tail wrapped all around. Just let yourself drift for a while, Ahsesh will be sure to look after you.
sernard.bsky.social
If I get the chance to play more fully with it, I'll tell more about that. It also make spell-triggered abilities more reliable (Sustaining Steel...) And the class *still* needs some stuff (like when you're out of spells you lack a lot of options) to address issues but this lifts a big weight.
sernard.bsky.social
Stuff like Sticky Fire, Briny Bolt, Threefold Limb, Acid Arrow etc become way more interresting for their rider effects (that were already good) as part of your plan up to your big spell.
You're also more free to use buffs and debuffs but still have a choice to make since you have 3 spells/fight
sernard.bsky.social
So like the reason why is that it removes the pressure of conserving spellslots, which is especially harsh on Magus. WHILE conserving the identity of being burst focused, just that your burst is 3 or 4 rounds of casting spells where a full caster can go forever.
Gives lower damage spells more value
sernard.bsky.social
Given she's eating sweets on like a third of the references you sent me... And its fluffy like her hair. It's just so fitting for her.

Also with that hand position I couldn't just give her icecream or else it'd have fallen on the ground, that'd be mean to her.
sernard.bsky.social
Oh no, who taught Penny that kind of magic ? She's going to be unstoppable ! Or maybe it's all just a dream and that's why she's naked... Don't think too hard about it.

Thank you @brushie-art.bsky.social for lending her to me for practice !
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caudlewag.bsky.social
O-on that note...since Paypal is back open and I've basically gone the Normal Person Equivalent of missing a week's paycheck.

Um...

ko-fi.com/caudle

There will probably be a fund goal here soon if you want your money to Go To Something, but meanwhile support is nice.

Art by ChuKazoo
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sharpysketch.bsky.social
"Oh but I cant afford to pay an artist blah blah bla-"

Hun. Think about all the legendary album covers that have just been text on a plain bg, or just a photo. I understand the impact that a beautifully illustrated album cover can have, but it doesn't NEED to be that.

Respect artists. FUCK AI.
sgthareapollo.bsky.social
When it comes to music, “If the cover art’s AI, I’m passin’ it by!™”

Share if you agree
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kilomonster.art
I will gladly draw all of the frogs as a symbol for the movement, explicitly to take them back from the fuckers who co opted Pepe for their nazi shit.
A cheery, cute frog looking up and flipping off the camera while saying “fuck off, fascists.”
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
sernard.bsky.social
Only if you're allergic
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sernard.bsky.social
You know I never understood why you didn't loot the Dull Ember from the Smelter Demon in DS2.

I kind of wish we still got different ember types that we'd get from different Smelters with their own little variants of powers.
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psyduss.bsky.social
Locktober is making me think of this kinda 'toying' a lot.
dizzymilky.bsky.social
using it. for science. man. thats like. thats all. haha.
#trans #furry #art
A trans masculine anthro cat character wearing a strap on while he uses a fleshlight. He has been caught by someone offscreen who is saying "What... what are you doing? Jesus christ dude, you're like... playing with dolls. You can't even feel any of it? And you actually, genuinely, prefer this?" The cat looks shocked, embarrassed, and is actively sweating. 
He replies "I'm just testing it... to, for, uh, a friend who was interested." 
The one offscreen responds with a flat "Uh huh."
sernard.bsky.social
I'm bringing the candy stacks