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I donβt know how I got here, but I know with numbers on my side I can serve my way out π
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How do I get my man to stop eating starbursts on the toilet or to at least clean the wrappers up afterwards??? (Is this normal??)
February 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How do I get my man to stop eating starbursts on the toilet or to at least clean the wrappers up afterwards??? (Is this normal??)
I want it noted that whatever the fuck I was feeling on that day is nothing compared to the incompetence I am currently experiencing
Once again being bullied by the incompetence of other people around me
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I want it noted that whatever the fuck I was feeling on that day is nothing compared to the incompetence I am currently experiencing
Excuse me, I would not like to work. I would like to just play TCG Shop Simulator.
January 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Excuse me, I would not like to work. I would like to just play TCG Shop Simulator.
Once again being bullied by the incompetence of other people around me
January 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Once again being bullied by the incompetence of other people around me
Just found out from the vet, my dogβs pee is βfantasticβ. Not sure what to do with that info so imma just leave it here as a flex πͺπ»
January 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just found out from the vet, my dogβs pee is βfantasticβ. Not sure what to do with that info so imma just leave it here as a flex πͺπ»
Hey Siri, how does the belly button work?
January 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Hey Siri, how does the belly button work?
The age in which it is painful to sit on the floor for too long is much younger than I initially anticipatedβ¦
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The age in which it is painful to sit on the floor for too long is much younger than I initially anticipatedβ¦
When I think someone cares about me, but all they care about is actually data privacy
December 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
When I think someone cares about me, but all they care about is actually data privacy
To everyone I am emailing frantically this week:
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
December 19, 2024 at 2:03 PM
To everyone I am emailing frantically this week:
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
I am sorry, I also do not want to be working :(
My βHere me outβ: The snowmen from Red One
December 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
My βHere me outβ: The snowmen from Red One
Got that whomp whomp feel on today.
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Got that whomp whomp feel on today.
After 3 years, I have finally had to figure out how to use the printer at work.
Rip
Rip
December 12, 2024 at 1:06 PM
After 3 years, I have finally had to figure out how to use the printer at work.
Rip
Rip
Crashing out trying to use a can opener
December 10, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Crashing out trying to use a can opener
Loving me is hard because if Iβm low on gas and there is the slightest chance I can make it home without filling up and leave it for the literal love of my life, Iβll do it every time. No remorse
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Loving me is hard because if Iβm low on gas and there is the slightest chance I can make it home without filling up and leave it for the literal love of my life, Iβll do it every time. No remorse
How many times can I write my to-do list on different post-it notes before my coworkers realize Iβm not actually working?
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
How many times can I write my to-do list on different post-it notes before my coworkers realize Iβm not actually working?
My glasses may have snapped in half in my hand this weekend, but it is still not worse than having to get up and go to work on a Monday
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
My glasses may have snapped in half in my hand this weekend, but it is still not worse than having to get up and go to work on a Monday
Why do I keep finding hot sauce packets in the bathroom???
December 6, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Why do I keep finding hot sauce packets in the bathroom???
If they are, they ate
December 6, 2024 at 4:18 PM
If they are, they ate
Okay but why does the sound track for the Bowser Mario Party Map bop so hard?
December 6, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Okay but why does the sound track for the Bowser Mario Party Map bop so hard?
If Santa doesnβt shimmy his way down my chimney singing this on the 25th Iβm stealing his cookies
December 5, 2024 at 4:09 PM
If Santa doesnβt shimmy his way down my chimney singing this on the 25th Iβm stealing his cookies
I love when Iβm on a large email chain and someone says something dumb. It makes me feel less bad about the Pokemon card game gambling ring Iβve started in the break room.
December 5, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I love when Iβm on a large email chain and someone says something dumb. It makes me feel less bad about the Pokemon card game gambling ring Iβve started in the break room.
Hey ChatGPT, tell me more about the inner workings of a dishwasher.
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Hey ChatGPT, tell me more about the inner workings of a dishwasher.