Seth πΏ
@sethasaurus.bsky.social
i'm an agriculture journalist, but i'm just here to talk about movies βοΈ if you post about movies i'll follow you too.
i thought it was this guy for a sec
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
i thought it was this guy for a sec
saw SEND HELP. was mixed on it for most of the runtime, but the ending knocked it out of the park and bumped it up to 4 stars.
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
saw SEND HELP. was mixed on it for most of the runtime, but the ending knocked it out of the park and bumped it up to 4 stars.
daaaamn that must have been wild. we haven't seen any actual crow-hawk battles in our neighborhood, but they're definitely all around us. the most we see of the crows is them bickering with each other over chicken food in our coop π
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
daaaamn that must have been wild. we haven't seen any actual crow-hawk battles in our neighborhood, but they're definitely all around us. the most we see of the crows is them bickering with each other over chicken food in our coop π
this makes me feel sooooooo fucking old
I'm so old they're now remaking great movies that flopped on their initial release that I saw in empty theaters!
There's no reason to remake THE MIST.
deadline.com/2026/02/step...
There's no reason to remake THE MIST.
deadline.com/2026/02/step...
Mike Flanagan & Stephen King Back In Business With βThe Mistβ Movie For Warner Bros
Stephen King The Mist movie Mike Flanagan Warner Bros
deadline.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
this makes me feel sooooooo fucking old
dying at "i'm not a murderer. i'm a parent."
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February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
dying at "i'm not a murderer. i'm a parent."
fun fact: hawks are predators of chickens, and hawks and crows are mortal enemies, so chickens have learned to recognize crows' squawks as a kind of alarm bell. we're lucky enough to have crows in our neighborhood, and whenever they start squawking, our chickens know to take shelter.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
fun fact: hawks are predators of chickens, and hawks and crows are mortal enemies, so chickens have learned to recognize crows' squawks as a kind of alarm bell. we're lucky enough to have crows in our neighborhood, and whenever they start squawking, our chickens know to take shelter.
"fuck you, benjamin franklin"
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
"fuck you, benjamin franklin"
i was a huge fan of THE MIST back in the day, but it didn't hold up quite as well as i'd hoped on rewatch. also, seeing a second film adaptation of a book that i watched the first adaptation of in theaters makes me feel very old π¬
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
i was a huge fan of THE MIST back in the day, but it didn't hold up quite as well as i'd hoped on rewatch. also, seeing a second film adaptation of a book that i watched the first adaptation of in theaters makes me feel very old π¬
i'm not much of a crier anymore (i think i expended ~90% of my lifetime supply of tears in high school in college), but that was legitimately moving and i could feel some brief action in my tear ducts.
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i'm not much of a crier anymore (i think i expended ~90% of my lifetime supply of tears in high school in college), but that was legitimately moving and i could feel some brief action in my tear ducts.
finally watched the halftime show and wowowow. i got chills several times and almost teared up in the end. i'm no expert but that's the best halftime show i've seen by a wide margin. i levitated out of my seat when ricky martin came on.
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
finally watched the halftime show and wowowow. i got chills several times and almost teared up in the end. i'm no expert but that's the best halftime show i've seen by a wide margin. i levitated out of my seat when ricky martin came on.
pleased to learn that, after months of waiting, my dvd copy of SHARKS N DA HOOD is finally in the mail
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
pleased to learn that, after months of waiting, my dvd copy of SHARKS N DA HOOD is finally in the mail
I try not to talk about politics here, but Iβm reading Naomi Kleinβs excellent book DOPPLEGANGER and felt compelled to share this passage. Itβs a crucial and incisive point about modern political attitudes that I havenβt seen anyone bring attention to.
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I try not to talk about politics here, but Iβm reading Naomi Kleinβs excellent book DOPPLEGANGER and felt compelled to share this passage. Itβs a crucial and incisive point about modern political attitudes that I havenβt seen anyone bring attention to.
a few years ago, he was in the bay area and stopped for a meal at sol food, this incredible puerto rican restaurant in marin, and i thought that was pretty neat (I wasnβt there, just heard about it)
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
a few years ago, he was in the bay area and stopped for a meal at sol food, this incredible puerto rican restaurant in marin, and i thought that was pretty neat (I wasnβt there, just heard about it)
I donβt listen to his music and iβm not watching the superbowl, but bad bunny always seemed like a chill dude to me
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I donβt listen to his music and iβm not watching the superbowl, but bad bunny always seemed like a chill dude to me
actually on second thought, Iβd argue that the long walk DOES depict average working people. still, most of these movies donβt. a good observation!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
actually on second thought, Iβd argue that the long walk DOES depict average working people. still, most of these movies donβt. a good observation!!
this is interesting so Iβll keep going
wake up dead man: kinda?
roofman: yes
smashing machine: no
after the hunt: no
caught stealing: yes
weapons: yes
war of the world: no
influencers: mmmm no
naked gun: yes
happy gilmore 2: no
wake up dead man: kinda?
roofman: yes
smashing machine: no
after the hunt: no
caught stealing: yes
weapons: yes
war of the world: no
influencers: mmmm no
naked gun: yes
happy gilmore 2: no
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
this is interesting so Iβll keep going
wake up dead man: kinda?
roofman: yes
smashing machine: no
after the hunt: no
caught stealing: yes
weapons: yes
war of the world: no
influencers: mmmm no
naked gun: yes
happy gilmore 2: no
wake up dead man: kinda?
roofman: yes
smashing machine: no
after the hunt: no
caught stealing: yes
weapons: yes
war of the world: no
influencers: mmmm no
naked gun: yes
happy gilmore 2: no
was curiou so I looked at the 10 most recent releases Iβve watched to see if they depict βaverage working peopleβ
mercy: kinda?
bone temple: ???
keeper: Iβll say no
wicked pt2: no
marty supreme: no
black phone 2: yes
primate: no
him: no
OBAA: no
long walk: no
eternity: no
mercy: kinda?
bone temple: ???
keeper: Iβll say no
wicked pt2: no
marty supreme: no
black phone 2: yes
primate: no
him: no
OBAA: no
long walk: no
eternity: no
Does anyone else feel that in recent decades movies rarely depict average working people? In the 70s and 80s we had movies about struggling families, stories about people most of us could understand. Not necessarily about the struggle, but where it was an obvious factor.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
was curiou so I looked at the 10 most recent releases Iβve watched to see if they depict βaverage working peopleβ
mercy: kinda?
bone temple: ???
keeper: Iβll say no
wicked pt2: no
marty supreme: no
black phone 2: yes
primate: no
him: no
OBAA: no
long walk: no
eternity: no
mercy: kinda?
bone temple: ???
keeper: Iβll say no
wicked pt2: no
marty supreme: no
black phone 2: yes
primate: no
him: no
OBAA: no
long walk: no
eternity: no
I heard both basket case and black hole sun for the first time on the same night when I was ~9 and Iβll never forget it. perhaps the most formative experience in my growth as a music listener.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I heard both basket case and black hole sun for the first time on the same night when I was ~9 and Iβll never forget it. perhaps the most formative experience in my growth as a music listener.
"what happened to the goy?" "who cares?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"what happened to the goy?" "who cares?"
your list is making me realize that my chart has a serious white bias to it. my bad, fixing that now.
i've already created a separate tab w/ version 1.5, incorporating a lot of your suggestions. thank you for helping improve this!!
i've already created a separate tab w/ version 1.5, incorporating a lot of your suggestions. thank you for helping improve this!!
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 AM
your list is making me realize that my chart has a serious white bias to it. my bad, fixing that now.
i've already created a separate tab w/ version 1.5, incorporating a lot of your suggestions. thank you for helping improve this!!
i've already created a separate tab w/ version 1.5, incorporating a lot of your suggestions. thank you for helping improve this!!
Omitting pre-clueless movies is admittedly a personal decision based on my age (born in 85). But also like - putting dazed and confused in the same category as 10 things I hate about you just feels kinda weird?
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Omitting pre-clueless movies is admittedly a personal decision based on my age (born in 85). But also like - putting dazed and confused in the same category as 10 things I hate about you just feels kinda weird?
I wavered on remember the titans, havenβt seen it in years and canβt remember much about it. I did see DDG recently but I couldnβt remember if it had many/any scenes that take place in actual high school?
February 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I wavered on remember the titans, havenβt seen it in years and canβt remember much about it. I did see DDG recently but I couldnβt remember if it had many/any scenes that take place in actual high school?
Oooh these are some great additions/omissions, thanks! Black and White feels weird to include (and I havenβt seen it), but itβs stacked cast-wise and couldnβt think of a valid reason to disqualify it
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Oooh these are some great additions/omissions, thanks! Black and White feels weird to include (and I havenβt seen it), but itβs stacked cast-wise and couldnβt think of a valid reason to disqualify it
other edge cases: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, PLEASANTVILLE, DAZED & CONFUSED
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
other edge cases: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, PLEASANTVILLE, DAZED & CONFUSED
methodology/restrictions:
-date range is from the release of CLUELESS to 9/11
-only includes actors/actresses who played teens
-doesn't include movies that take place in college
-edge cases i'm still on the fence about include WILD THINGS, OCTOBER SKY and BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER. thoughts??
-date range is from the release of CLUELESS to 9/11
-only includes actors/actresses who played teens
-doesn't include movies that take place in college
-edge cases i'm still on the fence about include WILD THINGS, OCTOBER SKY and BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER. thoughts??
February 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
methodology/restrictions:
-date range is from the release of CLUELESS to 9/11
-only includes actors/actresses who played teens
-doesn't include movies that take place in college
-edge cases i'm still on the fence about include WILD THINGS, OCTOBER SKY and BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER. thoughts??
-date range is from the release of CLUELESS to 9/11
-only includes actors/actresses who played teens
-doesn't include movies that take place in college
-edge cases i'm still on the fence about include WILD THINGS, OCTOBER SKY and BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER. thoughts??