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I only like ice when it has been submerged in a liquid for a long time.
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
When you're absolutely done with a silly gen z meme about numbers
January 19, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I don't care what people think, I'm going to remember that Carrie Fisher had other roles besides Leia Organa!
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 AM
If your idiot relatives or friends talk about how Trump wants to cap credit card interest rates at 10% for a year and the libs will be mad about it:

(1) he can't, not with an executive order

(2) Bernie and AOC put up this legislation last March, to cap at 10% for 6 years. It hasn't been voted on
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The internet: people with low intelligence have difficulty or an incapacity to entertain hypothetical situations

A few random geniuses: there's no way that's true

Internet: but what if it was?

Geniuses: but it isn't!
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Going forward I'm going to be challenging myself to call it AN, as in "artificial nonsense", for two reasons:

For one, there is no intelligence involved.

For two, I will do so to distinguish it from my authentic, completely reasonable and fully intended nonsense that a machine can never replicate.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
more like charlie cuck amirite
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
lol okay sure why not
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
evangelicals really out there defending Kirk with the same enthusiasm of a tabernacle choir singing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah
September 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I love it when the kuato of a navel orange is all nice and juicy sweet num num num
July 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Skydance is gonna buy Paramount for $8B, 0.2% of which will go to Trump to settle a dumb lawsuit, and 18.75% of which will go to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who just emasculated Trump on their first episode of South Park in 2 1/2 years.

How's that feel, Larry Ellison's nepo baby?
July 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
She's NOT an easy lover
She'll get a restraining order on you, believe it
Like many others
Before you know it you'll be on a tweet
She's not an easy lover
She'll reject your heart and you will feel it
She's like another
And I'm just trying to make you seethe
July 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
H L Mencken said that when you point a finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.

Yeah, well

When I point my thumb at myself, four fingers are pointing at my monster dong.
July 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you can lead a gift horse to water but you can't make him Greek
July 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Retitle a regular film but use porn site titling strategies.

I'll start

Young twins absolutely WRECK old man's gigantic ball after he rides their dad's big shaft
June 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
gonna start a betting pool for how long before jim breuer says something absolutely off-the-charts stupid for fox news clout again
June 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
First fire pit burn of 2025. AMA
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
can we tariff the fuck out of shen yun
May 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So goOo on, goOo on
Come on, make me breakfast

Or whatever the Corrs were singing
March 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
yeah if your video is TTS captioned over gameplay of someone bouncing around Minecraft I'm just not going to watch it, in fact your internet access should be permanently revoked, sorry gonna have to be a dictator about this one thing specifically
February 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Taco Bell sauce packets are the Buc-ee's billboards of condiments
January 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM