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seufz.bsky.social
the seufz column
@seufz.bsky.social
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hier geht nichts doktorandin des grinds nobel grind prize winner 2.025 #chill #cool
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · Oct 31
meine seele ist inkontinent
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bon jowi @jowa.bsky.social · Oct 31
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 21h
thank you very much!
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 22h
hard work always pays off. #inkedlin
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 22h
nichts anderes erwartet imho
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 22h
your soneman apologises; retired, sighing buttocks !
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 22h
mesmerising !
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 23h
i did ! ✨
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 23h
When asked about the secret of her grind, this year's nobel laureate Seufzi said:

"Consistency — even when the grind feels pointless, I keep showing up. Probably the fact that I keep grinding even when no one’s watching… including me. That’s how you accidentally win a Nobel Grind Prize"
Seufzi, Nobel Prize in Grind 2025: "I feel very relieved - I just took a shit. and also fantastic because I won!"
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 23h
fuck you too !
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 1d
congrats !
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 1d
wow!
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 1d
i was chilling on my terrace when a ringing came from inside the cabin. i picked up the wired telephone and was told that my retired,sighing ass had just won the freakin’ nobel grind prize! i am in total awe. i‘d like to thank the academy for their brilliance and, of course, my legendary cowinners!
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The Nobel Grind Prize @maxplanckpress.de · 1d
BREAKING NEWS

The Royal Academy of Grind has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPrize in Grind (group) to Seufzi, Gleslie Plipp, and Hansruedi-Institut für Giger "for the chillest grind".

Those laureates, all students of Ryan Gosling, demonstrate how chill a grind can be. Congratulations!
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 15d
leider muß ich mitteilen, dass ich diesen account verlaßen werde. the return of the seufz ist bislang nicht in sicht. liebe menschen, es war mir eine ehre; live long and prosper imho
lg seufzi
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 15d
mich macht das bisschen fertig dass das erste i so gross ist und trotzdem ein punkt drauf
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 15d
ermaechtigend eher
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 15d
rr ich vor paar tagen mit typ der in thailand war ich wollte mir an ort und stelle ins bein schieBen
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 15d
it’s hard not to take that as an insult right now
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
ich war da selbst rip weiBt du noch
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
wiso
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
was ist das
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
muenchen ist vieles aber es ist auch einzig und allein eine groBe baustelle
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
um 5:30 uhr
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
ryan gosling steht auf die smiths das passt so unfassbar gut imho du bist rr er
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
kein wunder rr
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
okay dann warten wir am besten gleich noch bis sie auch mein paper ablehnen
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the seufz column @seufz.bsky.social · 16d
heul
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