Blames Jake
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MtG player, game design dabbler, media junkie, filthy commie, freelance bad-take-haver
And finally, the album they're going to find me facedown in a ditch to is "Birthing" by Swans.
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
And finally, the album they're going to find me facedown in a ditch to is "Birthing" by Swans.
"What the fuck? (compliment)" album of the year is "Apiary" by gingerbee.
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"What the fuck? (compliment)" album of the year is "Apiary" by gingerbee.
"Third album that makes up for the sophomore slump" of the year is "The Yips" by Petey USA.
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"Third album that makes up for the sophomore slump" of the year is "The Yips" by Petey USA.
Certified bop of the year is a tie between "Victory Lap" by Fred again../Skepta and the entirety of Dijon's "Baby."
December 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Certified bop of the year is a tie between "Victory Lap" by Fred again../Skepta and the entirety of Dijon's "Baby."
The worst thing about no longer being on any long-form social media is that I can't prattle on about my favorite albums of 2025.
Anyway, my top 10 AOTYs are all "Getting Killed" by Geese.
Anyway, my top 10 AOTYs are all "Getting Killed" by Geese.
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The worst thing about no longer being on any long-form social media is that I can't prattle on about my favorite albums of 2025.
Anyway, my top 10 AOTYs are all "Getting Killed" by Geese.
Anyway, my top 10 AOTYs are all "Getting Killed" by Geese.
Dems REALLY need to get the wording right on this one otherwise they're gonna let his brain worm serve in his place.
RFK Jr. is latest Trump official to face Democratic impeachment effort
An HHS spokesperson blasted it as "partisan theatrics designed to elevate standing in a failing, third-rate Senate bid."
www.axios.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Dems REALLY need to get the wording right on this one otherwise they're gonna let his brain worm serve in his place.
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"Israel violated the ceasefire agreement at least 738 times from October 10 to December 9, through the continuation of attacks by air, artillery and direct shootings, the Government Media Office in Gaza reports."
Hamas needs heavy excavation equipment to recover the last captive's body.
#Gaza
Hamas needs heavy excavation equipment to recover the last captive's body.
#Gaza
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"Israel violated the ceasefire agreement at least 738 times from October 10 to December 9, through the continuation of attacks by air, artillery and direct shootings, the Government Media Office in Gaza reports."
Hamas needs heavy excavation equipment to recover the last captive's body.
#Gaza
Hamas needs heavy excavation equipment to recover the last captive's body.
#Gaza
The McElroys on MBMBaM this week giving advice to a defense contractor about playing disc golf after meetings was infuriating. The only acceptable advice to give there is "quit your fucking job and maybe [redacted]" like what the fuck guys
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The McElroys on MBMBaM this week giving advice to a defense contractor about playing disc golf after meetings was infuriating. The only acceptable advice to give there is "quit your fucking job and maybe [redacted]" like what the fuck guys
ok but what if we call soccer 'football' like the rest of the world, then rename american football 'soccer'
December 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
ok but what if we call soccer 'football' like the rest of the world, then rename american football 'soccer'
Wish I'd started this job a few months earlier so I could better gauge if they'll get weird about me adding my music year in review - which HEAVILY features Viagra Boys - to the Slack thread.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wish I'd started this job a few months earlier so I could better gauge if they'll get weird about me adding my music year in review - which HEAVILY features Viagra Boys - to the Slack thread.
oh so the vet can say Archie has "doggie anxiety" and needs to go on "doggie Prozac" but I can't ask if side effects include "doggie suicidal ideation?"
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
oh so the vet can say Archie has "doggie anxiety" and needs to go on "doggie Prozac" but I can't ask if side effects include "doggie suicidal ideation?"
Anyone have glasses with the facial recognition blocker? If so, how long does it take your brain to ignore the red tint in your periphery? The concept rules but I don't wanna be seeing this forever.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Anyone have glasses with the facial recognition blocker? If so, how long does it take your brain to ignore the red tint in your periphery? The concept rules but I don't wanna be seeing this forever.
Please sign my petition to stop naming VIDEOxGAMES like that unless they're about being straightedge
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Please sign my petition to stop naming VIDEOxGAMES like that unless they're about being straightedge
"you can't be bisexual if you're in a 'straight' relationship" yeah well tell that to the four drinks I've got at my desk.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"you can't be bisexual if you're in a 'straight' relationship" yeah well tell that to the four drinks I've got at my desk.
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Accidentally bought some mozzarella from our grocery store, Smith's, that had already expired, so I just wrote "Return moz to the Smiths" on my to-do list and I'm very conflicted about that.
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Accidentally bought some mozzarella from our grocery store, Smith's, that had already expired, so I just wrote "Return moz to the Smiths" on my to-do list and I'm very conflicted about that.
Homeowner adventures: our living room wall is getting torn apart because it's an extension to the house where the previous owners BUILT OVER SOME OF THE NEUTRAL BARS OF OUR BREAKER BOX.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Homeowner adventures: our living room wall is getting torn apart because it's an extension to the house where the previous owners BUILT OVER SOME OF THE NEUTRAL BARS OF OUR BREAKER BOX.
Still psyched that Fallout's tackling New Vegas for season 2. Also congrats to Kumail for ascending to his final form.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Still psyched that Fallout's tackling New Vegas for season 2. Also congrats to Kumail for ascending to his final form.
It's wild how often the Democrats let themselves get fucked over by a stooge who's essentially just LBJ if he was possessed by Mr Magoo.
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's wild how often the Democrats let themselves get fucked over by a stooge who's essentially just LBJ if he was possessed by Mr Magoo.
Chuck Schumer as Lucy holding the Healthcare football for the Charlie Brown Democrats to kick dot jpg
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Chuck Schumer as Lucy holding the Healthcare football for the Charlie Brown Democrats to kick dot jpg
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Why stop at 50 year mortgages? Give me 100 year mortgages. 10,000 year mortgages. Let me be imprisoned by interest payments like Illidan Stormrage to save 100$ a month so billionaires can become trillionaires and no one else can ever own anything again
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why stop at 50 year mortgages? Give me 100 year mortgages. 10,000 year mortgages. Let me be imprisoned by interest payments like Illidan Stormrage to save 100$ a month so billionaires can become trillionaires and no one else can ever own anything again
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
I hope Black Temple at least has central air.
In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust (1913)
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
In Search of Lost Time, Marcel Proust (1913)
"Like a surreal David Lynch movie," says Eli Roth, who I don't think has ever seen a David Lynch movie.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Like a surreal David Lynch movie," says Eli Roth, who I don't think has ever seen a David Lynch movie.
This Tuesday was a big victory for pop music.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This Tuesday was a big victory for pop music.
Just realized I'm spending the daylight savings switch in Phoenix, which doesn't recognize it. Do the bars stay open an extra hour to compensate or am I gonna have to fall back into closing out the night at the hotel?
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Just realized I'm spending the daylight savings switch in Phoenix, which doesn't recognize it. Do the bars stay open an extra hour to compensate or am I gonna have to fall back into closing out the night at the hotel?