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Sex Shop Shenanigans

@sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social

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I work in a sex shop...things get weird sometimes 🤷‍♀️

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 13h

More time in sex shops is always the answer

Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 13h

That's correct

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 15h

Grinders or strokers not your style? Don't worry! There are strap ons!
They weren't very creative with the names though.
#SexShop #MonsterCock

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boo-tins @vootins.bsky.social · 2d

Objectify yourself before anyone else can.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 1d

Day 2 of sharing monster...toys...for the Halloween spirit.

Haven't we all wanted to grind up on that alien in the movies? Now you can!

#SexShop #MonsterMash #CreatureCocks

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah it's over there underneath the silicone butts.
You know.
Normal things you say at work.
#SexShop #ShitYouSayAtWork

Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no. How did that end up in my cart? Whoops my finger slipped and I ordered it.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

There's also...

Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

We have monster dildos. Gotta get the monster pussies!
Equal opportunity!

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

They are fairly new!!

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Heck yeah we get a discount!! And I use it wayyy more than I should 😂

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

As someone of the tall human subspecies I take offense to this!

Bards of New York @bardsofnewyork.bsky.social · 22d

"She's too tall, she can't hear" - Gilded Thrones Ep 4

Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta pay those bills

Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Because of course monsters have vaginas! So of course the penises must go in them!
#MonsterFucker #SexShop

Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

They remember at the worst times!

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wh0relock (dani) @wh0relock.bsky.social · 10d

I was hoping he would forget to go back to the sex shop to get the puppy mitts we saw....

He did not 😳😳

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Let the basic bitches be basic! This is our season!

Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Today...for my shift at one

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

To the couple who came in first thing this morning when the sex shop opened for lube...was last night that much fun you needed more or was it a dry occasion when you realized you were out?

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · Jan 9

Someone said I was glowing today.
No sweetie. That's Nars blush in Orgasm doing its job.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Jan 7

why'd they name this app bluesky when Elders Scroll was right there

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Sex Shop Shenanigans @sexshopshenanigans.bsky.social · Jan 8

Perk of your city being a sheet of ice? When your dog is peeing in the wrong place you can just slide them to where you want them.