alyssa
@seychellesfan2016.bsky.social
she/her 21 socialite
my ears are bleeding
my ears are bleeding
Pinned
i want archaeologists to find my skeleton and be aroused
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i want archaeologists to find my skeleton and be aroused
i will use my platform for conspicuous activities
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i will use my platform for conspicuous activities
why are they all drawn like this
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
why are they all drawn like this
month 26 of asking what pilates are again because i forgot what they are twenty seconds after hearing it
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
month 26 of asking what pilates are again because i forgot what they are twenty seconds after hearing it
Reposted by alyssa
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
isnt this the game with the red guys
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
isnt this the game with the red guys
after this edible i will never be the same again
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
after this edible i will never be the same again
we need more twinkish sopranos fans
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
we need more twinkish sopranos fans
arching my back for some focaccia
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
arching my back for some focaccia
deathconsciousness for girls
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
deathconsciousness for girls
Our civilizations will crumble under the weight of molten magma and be buried, only to be rediscovered centuries later. archaeologists will find many interesting architectural artifacts of the time, like bidets and the breakfast nook
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Our civilizations will crumble under the weight of molten magma and be buried, only to be rediscovered centuries later. archaeologists will find many interesting architectural artifacts of the time, like bidets and the breakfast nook
back in my day before heroin, we would play pretend
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
back in my day before heroin, we would play pretend
if you were a deep purple bodyguard… hmu. i just wanna talk
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
if you were a deep purple bodyguard… hmu. i just wanna talk
pretend to be someone else thursday
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
pretend to be someone else thursday
Feeding my 118 year old sourdough starter
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Feeding my 118 year old sourdough starter
IM DOING RESEARCH
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
IM DOING RESEARCH
today is subtraction saturday
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
today is subtraction saturday
television program to be gangstalked to
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
television program to be gangstalked to
fetish hood but its the big red boot
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
fetish hood but its the big red boot
freddie gibbs youtooz
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
freddie gibbs youtooz
JOI read by the how its made narrator
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
JOI read by the how its made narrator
my favorite song of all time is the super mario bros underground theme
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
my favorite song of all time is the super mario bros underground theme