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alyssa

@seychellesfan2016.bsky.social

31 followers 29 following 270 posts

she/her 20 socialite my ears are bleeding

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 3d

never kill urself

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 4d

i will do nothing for no reason

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · Dec 8

this will save me from samsara

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 5d

i made it.

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 6d

*pulls out face card*

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · Dec 22

you think Drake is a Click guy or a Jack and Jill guy

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 6d

when yo girl likes chief keef AND uses neopronouns

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 6d

falling asleep to the yogurt wikipedia page audiobook

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 6d

saw a service dog the other day. do you think he has a linkedin

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 7d

“why did you join the army?”
idk

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 9d

when were the Gardev wars

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 9d

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

at the doctors office, waiting to get my backshot

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 9d

if tylenol causes autism then why do i have this big pimple on my face hey can someone help me pop this

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 9d

she giving me head in the little castley thing in a fancy strip mall

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11d

keith haring fleshlight. for sale. well loved.

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 11d

how will this affect my Farm Merge Valley save

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 12d

spokane washington drill rapper and absolute demon king vaughn

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 14d

my jeffrey

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 14d

body appendage named jeffrey

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 14d

body appendage named finger

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alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 16d

the tweet is imagining it

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 16d

Alex Jones definitely sleeps with a teddy bear

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 18d

they call me 2-dollar Bill

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 18d

thats very unc-be-coming of you

alyssa @seychellesfan2016.bsky.social · 18d

i’m the turkish quandale dingle of the polycule