Shane
@sgelliott.bsky.social
Big fan of animals. Engineer. Space Camp grad. Current Solutions Architect at Stellar Agency. Former CTO at LeaseLabs & VP of Engineering at RealPage. https://stellaragency.com & https://lodgik.com
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Shane
@sgelliott.bsky.social
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In the face of all the things happening in the US which are disturbing. A quick reminder that there's also this. #dogs
I think the next Marvel movie should tell the story of how young children seem to try to destroy couches slowly over time by placing Skittles, Doritos and other weird shit within them.
The children will be the villains ;)
The children will be the villains ;)
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I think the next Marvel movie should tell the story of how young children seem to try to destroy couches slowly over time by placing Skittles, Doritos and other weird shit within them.
The children will be the villains ;)
The children will be the villains ;)
You know what I never had the inclination to do?... Buy and wear a hat with the president I happened to have voted for's name on it ;)
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
You know what I never had the inclination to do?... Buy and wear a hat with the president I happened to have voted for's name on it ;)
It's entertaining to watch physicists and others debate those who claim the Earth is flat. But, what's really the point? They didn't reason themselves into that belief, so no one is going to reason their way out of it. Just roll your eyes and walk away 😞 #flatearth
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It's entertaining to watch physicists and others debate those who claim the Earth is flat. But, what's really the point? They didn't reason themselves into that belief, so no one is going to reason their way out of it. Just roll your eyes and walk away 😞 #flatearth
The reason we all have to tolerate so many remakes & sequels in Film/TV is b/c (despite what the public might think) most production studios operate like investment firms/banks. They aren't creative entities. Sometimes there's overlap but it's rare. A24 & Netflix kinda exceptions. #filmtv
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The reason we all have to tolerate so many remakes & sequels in Film/TV is b/c (despite what the public might think) most production studios operate like investment firms/banks. They aren't creative entities. Sometimes there's overlap but it's rare. A24 & Netflix kinda exceptions. #filmtv
Well Apple just f'd up even more than usual. Final Cut Pro, Logic Pro & Pixelmator are now subscription based. The old versions being relegated. It's basically Adobe's approach but with even shitier stuff. If one can imagine that. Greed. It's a problem.
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Well Apple just f'd up even more than usual. Final Cut Pro, Logic Pro & Pixelmator are now subscription based. The old versions being relegated. It's basically Adobe's approach but with even shitier stuff. If one can imagine that. Greed. It's a problem.
I think there could be an entire podcast where I verbally try to narrate what my dog is thinking at any given time :)
January 29, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I think there could be an entire podcast where I verbally try to narrate what my dog is thinking at any given time :)
I took my dog to Olan Mills for a photo shoot. This is what they came up with. I don't mind it :)
January 29, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I took my dog to Olan Mills for a photo shoot. This is what they came up with. I don't mind it :)
Jeez. Tim Cook isn't behaving great right now, eh?
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Jeez. Tim Cook isn't behaving great right now, eh?
If we're going to take all these photos. Sometimes, you need to set aside time to go back and look at them.
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If we're going to take all these photos. Sometimes, you need to set aside time to go back and look at them.
Estimated illegal immigrants...
Texas: 2 million
Minnesota: 100 thousand
Wonder why Trump/ICE are focused on the latter? Could it be that Texas voted for Trump and Minnesota didn't? Mysteries abound 🤷
Texas: 2 million
Minnesota: 100 thousand
Wonder why Trump/ICE are focused on the latter? Could it be that Texas voted for Trump and Minnesota didn't? Mysteries abound 🤷
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Estimated illegal immigrants...
Texas: 2 million
Minnesota: 100 thousand
Wonder why Trump/ICE are focused on the latter? Could it be that Texas voted for Trump and Minnesota didn't? Mysteries abound 🤷
Texas: 2 million
Minnesota: 100 thousand
Wonder why Trump/ICE are focused on the latter? Could it be that Texas voted for Trump and Minnesota didn't? Mysteries abound 🤷
Every time Kristi Noem says "these are facts" you can rest assured they're the opposite.
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Every time Kristi Noem says "these are facts" you can rest assured they're the opposite.
This UnitedStates.exe app triggers so many anti-virus and security warnings. Very difficult to uninstall. And now I also have the measles.
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
This UnitedStates.exe app triggers so many anti-virus and security warnings. Very difficult to uninstall. And now I also have the measles.
When at #Starbucks, depending on how you specifically describe a drink, the same end result will cost anywhere from $3 to $14 ;)
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 AM
When at #Starbucks, depending on how you specifically describe a drink, the same end result will cost anywhere from $3 to $14 ;)
I haven't not considered driving my car through a golf course just to see how many old men in carts try and chase me down while dressed in plaid ;)
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I haven't not considered driving my car through a golf course just to see how many old men in carts try and chase me down while dressed in plaid ;)
Remember that Walkie Talkie app on the #AppleWatch? Anyone use that? Ever? ;)
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Remember that Walkie Talkie app on the #AppleWatch? Anyone use that? Ever? ;)
This damn UnitedStates.exe app just won't close ;)
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
This damn UnitedStates.exe app just won't close ;)
If you put this prompt into #AI systems, it actually comes back with some pretty good results...
"What jokes would the comedian Mitch Hedberg say about ai if he were still alive?"
"What jokes would the comedian Mitch Hedberg say about ai if he were still alive?"
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
If you put this prompt into #AI systems, it actually comes back with some pretty good results...
"What jokes would the comedian Mitch Hedberg say about ai if he were still alive?"
"What jokes would the comedian Mitch Hedberg say about ai if he were still alive?"
Watch the movie "Aliens" again. And explain to me how the humans are the good guys ;)
January 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Watch the movie "Aliens" again. And explain to me how the humans are the good guys ;)
Maybe there's a silver lining with #Trump being president. People can now say to their very below-average, emotionally stilted children something like... "Hey, look. Even you could be president one day"
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Maybe there's a silver lining with #Trump being president. People can now say to their very below-average, emotionally stilted children something like... "Hey, look. Even you could be president one day"