Sven G Winter
@sgwinter.bsky.social
Querying writer and voracious reader! Fantasy, crime, thrillers!
Authored’s Pages of Passion #romantasy finalist
https://www.winterversebooks.com
Authored’s Pages of Passion #romantasy finalist
https://www.winterversebooks.com
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Sven G Winter
@sgwinter.bsky.social
· Nov 5
Anyone else get irrationally angry buying groceries?
I mean, I know I can’t just chuck my rubbish out the window, but bin liners?? Or cleaning products? Laundry detergent?? I hate doing laundry! 😫
Being an adult’s naff…
I mean, I know I can’t just chuck my rubbish out the window, but bin liners?? Or cleaning products? Laundry detergent?? I hate doing laundry! 😫
Being an adult’s naff…
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Anyone else get irrationally angry buying groceries?
I mean, I know I can’t just chuck my rubbish out the window, but bin liners?? Or cleaning products? Laundry detergent?? I hate doing laundry! 😫
Being an adult’s naff…
I mean, I know I can’t just chuck my rubbish out the window, but bin liners?? Or cleaning products? Laundry detergent?? I hate doing laundry! 😫
Being an adult’s naff…
The new Strike novel came out 🤣
The Hallmarked Man!
The Hallmarked Man!
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The new Strike novel came out 🤣
The Hallmarked Man!
The Hallmarked Man!
In case you didn’t know, Svens die without their audiobook comfort blankets… 🫠🤣🤷🏻♂️
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
In case you didn’t know, Svens die without their audiobook comfort blankets… 🫠🤣🤷🏻♂️
While I AM dying of cringe reading back romance stuff I've written while editing, I do make myself laugh sometimes at least...
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
While I AM dying of cringe reading back romance stuff I've written while editing, I do make myself laugh sometimes at least...
Happy New Year, friends and fiends!
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Happy New Year, friends and fiends!
I don’t know who came up with this public perception that yoga is just a bit of stretching (it isn’t just me who thought that right??), but my newly acquired winter cardio program has me sweating just as much as jogging did 🥵🥴😮💨
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I don’t know who came up with this public perception that yoga is just a bit of stretching (it isn’t just me who thought that right??), but my newly acquired winter cardio program has me sweating just as much as jogging did 🥵🥴😮💨
Continuing on my YouTube yoga winter arc 😅
I don’t know why I am dripping, drenched, melting sweat out of every pore 🥵🥵
But it’s very fun 😅🤷🏻♂️
(Might he a yoga mat for Christmas angle🧐)
I don’t know why I am dripping, drenched, melting sweat out of every pore 🥵🥵
But it’s very fun 😅🤷🏻♂️
(Might he a yoga mat for Christmas angle🧐)
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Continuing on my YouTube yoga winter arc 😅
I don’t know why I am dripping, drenched, melting sweat out of every pore 🥵🥵
But it’s very fun 😅🤷🏻♂️
(Might he a yoga mat for Christmas angle🧐)
I don’t know why I am dripping, drenched, melting sweat out of every pore 🥵🥵
But it’s very fun 😅🤷🏻♂️
(Might he a yoga mat for Christmas angle🧐)
Many happy returns!
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Many happy returns!
Officially dnfing this audiobook.
I hate doing if, but haven’t heard something this awful in a minute…
36 hours of that is too much😰🤣🤷🏻♂️
(And it’s winning awards? 😳 how, people… it’s voted for by READERS! How??? 🤯🤯🤯)
I hate doing if, but haven’t heard something this awful in a minute…
36 hours of that is too much😰🤣🤷🏻♂️
(And it’s winning awards? 😳 how, people… it’s voted for by READERS! How??? 🤯🤯🤯)
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Officially dnfing this audiobook.
I hate doing if, but haven’t heard something this awful in a minute…
36 hours of that is too much😰🤣🤷🏻♂️
(And it’s winning awards? 😳 how, people… it’s voted for by READERS! How??? 🤯🤯🤯)
I hate doing if, but haven’t heard something this awful in a minute…
36 hours of that is too much😰🤣🤷🏻♂️
(And it’s winning awards? 😳 how, people… it’s voted for by READERS! How??? 🤯🤯🤯)
As a second language writer, that’s a relief… 😅😮💨😮💨
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As a second language writer, that’s a relief… 😅😮💨😮💨
Okay but… did we really need 3 semi SA/s*x scenes back to back to back…? 🥲
The audiobook: hold my beer, here’s a fourth… 😓
Ah, nvm… it’s interrupted by semi falling in love. So it’s 3 r*pes to fall in love. Lovely message… 😐😐😐
The audiobook: hold my beer, here’s a fourth… 😓
Ah, nvm… it’s interrupted by semi falling in love. So it’s 3 r*pes to fall in love. Lovely message… 😐😐😐
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Okay but… did we really need 3 semi SA/s*x scenes back to back to back…? 🥲
The audiobook: hold my beer, here’s a fourth… 😓
Ah, nvm… it’s interrupted by semi falling in love. So it’s 3 r*pes to fall in love. Lovely message… 😐😐😐
The audiobook: hold my beer, here’s a fourth… 😓
Ah, nvm… it’s interrupted by semi falling in love. So it’s 3 r*pes to fall in love. Lovely message… 😐😐😐
Well, things are happening now 😅
And I’m stubborn 🫠🤣🤷🏻♂️
And I’m stubborn 🫠🤣🤷🏻♂️
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Well, things are happening now 😅
And I’m stubborn 🫠🤣🤷🏻♂️
And I’m stubborn 🫠🤣🤷🏻♂️
I am reeeeaaally trying to like this book… it’s so hyped and popular (I think?) but I’m 13 chapters into an over 30 hours audiobook and it’s… not it… 🫠🫠
I hate not finishing books 😣
I hate not finishing books 😣
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I am reeeeaaally trying to like this book… it’s so hyped and popular (I think?) but I’m 13 chapters into an over 30 hours audiobook and it’s… not it… 🫠🫠
I hate not finishing books 😣
I hate not finishing books 😣
Feeling this today…
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Feeling this today…
It’s been a fking hour. There are NOT THAT MANG FKING LEAVES TO BLOW INSIDE OUR FKING YARD!! PISS OFF!!
Yes I’m an insomniac who finally managed to fall asleep in the morning for forty five minutes until they started leaf blowing. A YARD from my window. Murder is considered.
Yes I’m an insomniac who finally managed to fall asleep in the morning for forty five minutes until they started leaf blowing. A YARD from my window. Murder is considered.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It’s been a fking hour. There are NOT THAT MANG FKING LEAVES TO BLOW INSIDE OUR FKING YARD!! PISS OFF!!
Yes I’m an insomniac who finally managed to fall asleep in the morning for forty five minutes until they started leaf blowing. A YARD from my window. Murder is considered.
Yes I’m an insomniac who finally managed to fall asleep in the morning for forty five minutes until they started leaf blowing. A YARD from my window. Murder is considered.
We all eat about a kilo of tangerines or mandarins a day this time of year right…?
It’s not just me? 🤣
It’s not just me? 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We all eat about a kilo of tangerines or mandarins a day this time of year right…?
It’s not just me? 🤣
It’s not just me? 🤣
People, please…
Don’t use the sequitur ‘Besides…’ in dialogue, like ever (Even if it is in an old timey setting). It gives me the disgusted full body shivers every time…
Inelegant, pompous, yuckyfuck.
Please, no more… 🤮😩
Don’t use the sequitur ‘Besides…’ in dialogue, like ever (Even if it is in an old timey setting). It gives me the disgusted full body shivers every time…
Inelegant, pompous, yuckyfuck.
Please, no more… 🤮😩
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
People, please…
Don’t use the sequitur ‘Besides…’ in dialogue, like ever (Even if it is in an old timey setting). It gives me the disgusted full body shivers every time…
Inelegant, pompous, yuckyfuck.
Please, no more… 🤮😩
Don’t use the sequitur ‘Besides…’ in dialogue, like ever (Even if it is in an old timey setting). It gives me the disgusted full body shivers every time…
Inelegant, pompous, yuckyfuck.
Please, no more… 🤮😩
Me watching a hot chef cook and narrate:
Him—‘Taking your time with the meat is going to make a real difference!’
Me—😏😏😏
Because I’m a mature adult like that.
Him—‘Taking your time with the meat is going to make a real difference!’
Me—😏😏😏
Because I’m a mature adult like that.
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me watching a hot chef cook and narrate:
Him—‘Taking your time with the meat is going to make a real difference!’
Me—😏😏😏
Because I’m a mature adult like that.
Him—‘Taking your time with the meat is going to make a real difference!’
Me—😏😏😏
Because I’m a mature adult like that.
👈🏻this guy slipped my heel, slapped my arse and called me Sally earlier,
👉🏻that Mfker just jizzed in my eye without warning…
Guess that’s my sex life sorted till 2026 at least 😏😏😏
👉🏻that Mfker just jizzed in my eye without warning…
Guess that’s my sex life sorted till 2026 at least 😏😏😏
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
👈🏻this guy slipped my heel, slapped my arse and called me Sally earlier,
👉🏻that Mfker just jizzed in my eye without warning…
Guess that’s my sex life sorted till 2026 at least 😏😏😏
👉🏻that Mfker just jizzed in my eye without warning…
Guess that’s my sex life sorted till 2026 at least 😏😏😏
I can’t wait!!
Your next horror fantasy obsession is just ✨5✨ months out. If you like immersive writing, a world you can sink your teeth into, and an underdog unafraid to bite back you'll love this Southern Gothic dark fantasy debut arriving 4/21/2026. Preorder from tr.ee/bwYval
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I can’t wait!!
I’ve had all this tea but…
I feel like I’m just exhausted and tired faster…? Which is at least semi useful since I now have to pee every few minutes 😑😑😐
I feel like I’m just exhausted and tired faster…? Which is at least semi useful since I now have to pee every few minutes 😑😑😐
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve had all this tea but…
I feel like I’m just exhausted and tired faster…? Which is at least semi useful since I now have to pee every few minutes 😑😑😐
I feel like I’m just exhausted and tired faster…? Which is at least semi useful since I now have to pee every few minutes 😑😑😐
Maybe I am not late to the hype party for once 😂🤷🏻♂️
Couldn’t resist as my MC is am Alchemist as well 👀😬
Couldn’t resist as my MC is am Alchemist as well 👀😬
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Maybe I am not late to the hype party for once 😂🤷🏻♂️
Couldn’t resist as my MC is am Alchemist as well 👀😬
Couldn’t resist as my MC is am Alchemist as well 👀😬
This is going to break my heart into a million pieces, isn’t it?🥲🥲🥲
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This is going to break my heart into a million pieces, isn’t it?🥲🥲🥲