just revisited a copy of a bar mitzvah speech I wrote in 2020 to the tune of bad romance for a kid who was obsessed with fortnite

couldn’t have done this without my local public libraries

whenever there’s a song that scratches an itch in my brain I look at the producer and OF COURSE it’s Jack antonoff

told my parents they “aren’t vibes oriented people” when they won’t go get ice cream place with me

feeling absolutely vindicated rn

one of the ways I enjoy waking up in the morning is with a phone call saying “can you wire me $6,000” (no) and the other way is with my roommate’s never ending alarm

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