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Shadehawk
@shadehawk.bsky.social
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just some guy. be cool to each other, the dude abides.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 11h
but im just a simple country hyperchicken!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 13h
ill help as long as you dont care if its done RIGHT!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 14h
ive been trying to find a group to play feng shui 2 or kids on bikes, or hell even "everyone is john"
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 14h
hey pete? people who know what they're doing would write that "DTO (Designated Terrorist Organization)" see you use the initialism, THEN clarify in parenthesis.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 14h
she was awfully quick to take his place and cozy up to trump as soon as he died.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 14h
what, you dont cradle the heads of your friends when you hug them weeks after your husband was killed?
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 15h
wow who saw that coming? except literally everyone. "i want a billionty dollars!" "uhh.... we will see what we can do...." "they agreed to give me a billionty dollars!!!" "no... we didnt."
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 15h
they have chairs you weirdo!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 15h
Well damn jackie! im not MADE of fake blood!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 15h
the old Gawrsh and Gush.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 15h
a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose .
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 15h
yes please. i also accept casual chatting.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 17h
fullmetal alchemist, michael jackson, Jason.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 17h
can i be chained to a desk instead? i get hot easily.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 18h
ahh i see youve met every woman ive ever dated!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 20h
okay, now it goes to the house and.... oh wait.... well maybe itll open soon! then itll head to the president who who... oh right...
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
i mean..... im not disagreeing with you? just saying "just give all the homeless houses!" isn't going to magically fix the problem. it'll fix the problem for the ones who just need houses. but unfortunately that's not the only issue.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
by grabthars hammer....
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
we used to call this quid pro quo, or "a bribe"
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
also fair!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
Sir Pentious lets you GIVE him dick, and he holds the right to revoke that permission at any time for any reason, as long as that's okay with you. please? are you mad at him? please don't be mad at him. hes sorry!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
unfortunately its not that simple. we also need to address the mental illness problem. many homeless are homeless because they cant take care of themselves well enough to maintain a home or apartment due to mental illness. hell i barely manage it and i only suffer from depression and anxiety.
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
honestly absolute batman is a fun read, but jesus its like someone told an AI "hey you know batman? rotate everyone 180 degrees and tell me how theyd change!" stealthy martial artist playboy? nah huge blue collar brute! clown price of crime? nah now HES the rich playboy! butler? no way, SUPER SPY!
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Shadehawk @shadehawk.bsky.social · 1d
"if we refuse to vote for the democrats they'll cater to us!" .....wot mate? "if i don't shop at wal-mart they'll send me free stuff!"
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