🐻 Officer Shadow Bearhauser 🍩
@shadowbeardad.bsky.social
A big donut-loving bear cop of Zootopia
(Age: 22)
Gay 🏳🌈
He/Him
Fatfur
Autistic
Retro fan
NSFW (18+ only, NO MINORS)
Aspiring Comedian
PS5 Fur
Single (not looking for anyone rn)
Married to King K. Rool
(Age: 22)
Gay 🏳🌈
He/Him
Fatfur
Autistic
Retro fan
NSFW (18+ only, NO MINORS)
Aspiring Comedian
PS5 Fur
Single (not looking for anyone rn)
Married to King K. Rool
Pinned
Y’know, since Nintendo basically took after Sony with the Online Membership thing and requiring a membership to stream/play GameCube and N64 games…why don’t they also add the option to play three to four Switch/Switch 2 games for free every month as long as you have a membership?
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Y’know, since Nintendo basically took after Sony with the Online Membership thing and requiring a membership to stream/play GameCube and N64 games…why don’t they also add the option to play three to four Switch/Switch 2 games for free every month as long as you have a membership?
I still have a bunch of Christmas songs stuck in my head because of my stepmom playing them nonstop on our Alexa. Help lol
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I still have a bunch of Christmas songs stuck in my head because of my stepmom playing them nonstop on our Alexa. Help lol
Part of me is kinda sad that the Christmas season is over.
But on the other hand, I feel like I’ve really seen how stressful this holiday season can be, not just for me, but for so many other people too.
I can’t tell if it’s sad or bittersweet.
But on the other hand, I feel like I’ve really seen how stressful this holiday season can be, not just for me, but for so many other people too.
I can’t tell if it’s sad or bittersweet.
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Part of me is kinda sad that the Christmas season is over.
But on the other hand, I feel like I’ve really seen how stressful this holiday season can be, not just for me, but for so many other people too.
I can’t tell if it’s sad or bittersweet.
But on the other hand, I feel like I’ve really seen how stressful this holiday season can be, not just for me, but for so many other people too.
I can’t tell if it’s sad or bittersweet.
First photo in Mario Kart World.
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
First photo in Mario Kart World.
The Switch 1 was great, but now it’s time 2 move on to the newer console!
Merry Christmas, fluffbutts!
#christmas #nintendo #Switch2 #furry
Merry Christmas, fluffbutts!
#christmas #nintendo #Switch2 #furry
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The Switch 1 was great, but now it’s time 2 move on to the newer console!
Merry Christmas, fluffbutts!
#christmas #nintendo #Switch2 #furry
Merry Christmas, fluffbutts!
#christmas #nintendo #Switch2 #furry
Welp. Unplugged my Switch 1 and removed the input from my TV.
Be seeing you all on Mario Kart World tomorrow.
Be seeing you all on Mario Kart World tomorrow.
Me in approximately 24 hours.
Also Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals! *bear hugs*
Also Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals! *bear hugs*
a picture of a cow riding a motorcycle with the words we gotta moooooo written below it
ALT: a picture of a cow riding a motorcycle with the words we gotta moooooo written below it
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December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Welp. Unplugged my Switch 1 and removed the input from my TV.
Be seeing you all on Mario Kart World tomorrow.
Be seeing you all on Mario Kart World tomorrow.
Me in approximately 24 hours.
Also Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals! *bear hugs*
Also Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals! *bear hugs*
a picture of a cow riding a motorcycle with the words we gotta moooooo written below it
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December 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Me in approximately 24 hours.
Also Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals! *bear hugs*
Also Merry Christmas Eve, ya filthy animals! *bear hugs*
“Til you’re 90!” -Deadpool to Chris Evans
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“Til you’re 90!” -Deadpool to Chris Evans
Imma be real with y'all.
If there's anything that I learned this year, it's that at the end of the day - I really am just my own worst enemy.
That, and Walmart doesn't value their employees.
(PS I'm pretty sure they fired me without any notice.)
If there's anything that I learned this year, it's that at the end of the day - I really am just my own worst enemy.
That, and Walmart doesn't value their employees.
(PS I'm pretty sure they fired me without any notice.)
Show me how your 2025 went.
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Imma be real with y'all.
If there's anything that I learned this year, it's that at the end of the day - I really am just my own worst enemy.
That, and Walmart doesn't value their employees.
(PS I'm pretty sure they fired me without any notice.)
If there's anything that I learned this year, it's that at the end of the day - I really am just my own worst enemy.
That, and Walmart doesn't value their employees.
(PS I'm pretty sure they fired me without any notice.)
I gotta be honest. Part of me is looking forward to Christmas Dinner ngl
Think food has become one of my passions 🍗
Think food has become one of my passions 🍗
a bear is sitting at a table eating cupcakes and drinking orange juice from a straw
ALT: a bear is sitting at a table eating cupcakes and drinking orange juice from a straw
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December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I gotta be honest. Part of me is looking forward to Christmas Dinner ngl
Think food has become one of my passions 🍗
Think food has become one of my passions 🍗
BT Dubs, possibly doing some sort of fursona/canon overhaul soon, with new established lore or details about my fursonas, because well..I tried some crap with giving most of them broken superpowers bullshit and tried to establish some storyline with them all, but I ended up fucking it up XD
Brain: I wanna be a gorilla. I've always loved them since I was a kid.
Also brain: But being burr is also fun.
It's like a fucking catch-22, help xD
Also brain: But being burr is also fun.
It's like a fucking catch-22, help xD
December 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
BT Dubs, possibly doing some sort of fursona/canon overhaul soon, with new established lore or details about my fursonas, because well..I tried some crap with giving most of them broken superpowers bullshit and tried to establish some storyline with them all, but I ended up fucking it up XD
Brain: I wanna be a gorilla. I've always loved them since I was a kid.
Also brain: But being burr is also fun.
It's like a fucking catch-22, help xD
Also brain: But being burr is also fun.
It's like a fucking catch-22, help xD
December 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Brain: I wanna be a gorilla. I've always loved them since I was a kid.
Also brain: But being burr is also fun.
It's like a fucking catch-22, help xD
Also brain: But being burr is also fun.
It's like a fucking catch-22, help xD
I don’t play much of Marvel Rivals but I may honestly get Deadpool when he comes out.
Feel like he has my sense of humor lol
Feel like he has my sense of humor lol
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I don’t play much of Marvel Rivals but I may honestly get Deadpool when he comes out.
Feel like he has my sense of humor lol
Feel like he has my sense of humor lol
Friendly reminder that they (technically) made the Spectacular Spider-Man version of Kraven a furry.
I mean, he's missing a lion tail, but still. It counts, right?
I mean, he's missing a lion tail, but still. It counts, right?
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Friendly reminder that they (technically) made the Spectacular Spider-Man version of Kraven a furry.
I mean, he's missing a lion tail, but still. It counts, right?
I mean, he's missing a lion tail, but still. It counts, right?
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What is Clawhauser seeing?
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What is Clawhauser seeing?
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
See a fox.
Post a fox.
Post a fox.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
See a fox.
Post a fox.
Post a fox.
Ordered some (mostly powdered) donuts for breakfast 🍩
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ordered some (mostly powdered) donuts for breakfast 🍩
Well, today’s Wednesday.
Gonna at least try to make today better than yesterday. No promises though.
Gonna at least try to make today better than yesterday. No promises though.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Well, today’s Wednesday.
Gonna at least try to make today better than yesterday. No promises though.
Gonna at least try to make today better than yesterday. No promises though.
Sometimes I wish I could just spend Christmas with the furry fandom instead of my crazy ass family.
I feel like I prefer this family over my irl one more often than not.
I feel like I prefer this family over my irl one more often than not.
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sometimes I wish I could just spend Christmas with the furry fandom instead of my crazy ass family.
I feel like I prefer this family over my irl one more often than not.
I feel like I prefer this family over my irl one more often than not.
Good lord, I’m overstimulated as hell today.
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Good lord, I’m overstimulated as hell today.
(2021 vs 2025)
Went from a spotted hyena and boss of his own video game company to a donut-loving bear cop of Zootopia and fan of Gazelle (like a certain cheetah boyfriend of his that I know >w<)
Funny how things change. 🍩🐻🚔
Went from a spotted hyena and boss of his own video game company to a donut-loving bear cop of Zootopia and fan of Gazelle (like a certain cheetah boyfriend of his that I know >w<)
Funny how things change. 🍩🐻🚔
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
(2021 vs 2025)
Went from a spotted hyena and boss of his own video game company to a donut-loving bear cop of Zootopia and fan of Gazelle (like a certain cheetah boyfriend of his that I know >w<)
Funny how things change. 🍩🐻🚔
Went from a spotted hyena and boss of his own video game company to a donut-loving bear cop of Zootopia and fan of Gazelle (like a certain cheetah boyfriend of his that I know >w<)
Funny how things change. 🍩🐻🚔
Getting paid tomorrow and debating on ordering donuts (DoorDash obviously) because I want to be Shadow/my sweet cheetah uwu
a rhino and a leopard are standing in front of a police badge .
ALT: a rhino and a leopard are standing in front of a police badge .
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December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Getting paid tomorrow and debating on ordering donuts (DoorDash obviously) because I want to be Shadow/my sweet cheetah uwu
Youngest brother is sick with a fever, so while my stepmom and dad are at work, I guess I’m the one taking care of him.
If I catch the virus and turn into a zombie, please feel free to put me out of my misery lol
If I catch the virus and turn into a zombie, please feel free to put me out of my misery lol
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Youngest brother is sick with a fever, so while my stepmom and dad are at work, I guess I’m the one taking care of him.
If I catch the virus and turn into a zombie, please feel free to put me out of my misery lol
If I catch the virus and turn into a zombie, please feel free to put me out of my misery lol
Who’s the better Electric-type monster?
(Also, if you remember Dinosaur King, you’re awesome)
(Also, if you remember Dinosaur King, you’re awesome)
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Who’s the better Electric-type monster?
(Also, if you remember Dinosaur King, you’re awesome)
(Also, if you remember Dinosaur King, you’re awesome)