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A weekly dose of chaos and cuteness🙊
Monkey Madness Monday🙉🤪
Monkey Madness Monday🙉🤪
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A weekly dose of chaos and cuteness🙊
Monkey Madness Monday🙉🤪
Monkey Madness Monday🙉🤪
Taking notes because clearly he’s an expert on eating corn 🌽🦨
Turn the sound up 🔊
Turn the sound up 🔊
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Taking notes because clearly he’s an expert on eating corn 🌽🦨
Turn the sound up 🔊
Turn the sound up 🔊
I went on a cactus diet🌵
Throwback Thursday
I ate a cactus just to prove the spikes don’t hurt😂
Throwback Thursday
I ate a cactus just to prove the spikes don’t hurt😂
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I went on a cactus diet🌵
Throwback Thursday
I ate a cactus just to prove the spikes don’t hurt😂
Throwback Thursday
I ate a cactus just to prove the spikes don’t hurt😂
Tortoise Tuesday = fresh cactus and clean crunch ASMR 🎧🐢
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Tortoise Tuesday = fresh cactus and clean crunch ASMR 🎧🐢
Herp of the day 🦎😂 he’s not too happy about it
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Herp of the day 🦎😂 he’s not too happy about it
Just another peaceful morning🐢🌊☀️
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just another peaceful morning🐢🌊☀️
Back when you could bring home wild green iguanas… good times 😂🦎
Should I make more videos like this?👀👀👀
Should I make more videos like this?👀👀👀
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Back when you could bring home wild green iguanas… good times 😂🦎
Should I make more videos like this?👀👀👀
Should I make more videos like this?👀👀👀
Morning commute with Wally 🦘😎🚐
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Morning commute with Wally 🦘😎🚐
Starting the day with my African Bullfrog King 😌🐸👑
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Starting the day with my African Bullfrog King 😌🐸👑
When the supervisor clocks in but clearly has no idea what anyone actually does. 😂💼🦘
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When the supervisor clocks in but clearly has no idea what anyone actually does. 😂💼🦘
The cactus army grows stronger…🌵💪
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The cactus army grows stronger…🌵💪
These might honestly be some of my favorite tortoises ever🐢🌟
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
These might honestly be some of my favorite tortoises ever🐢🌟
Ladies and gentlemen… THIS is why we don’t put our fingers in cages 😂💀
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ladies and gentlemen… THIS is why we don’t put our fingers in cages 😂💀
Would you trust the guy who stands on his own cages to build yours?
A. Absolutely 💪
B. Build me one!
A. Absolutely 💪
B. Build me one!
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Would you trust the guy who stands on his own cages to build yours?
A. Absolutely 💪
B. Build me one!
A. Absolutely 💪
B. Build me one!
He’s trying his best, okay?? Not everybody can throw it back. 🐸💀
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He’s trying his best, okay?? Not everybody can throw it back. 🐸💀
Early mornings, happy turtles 🐢🌅
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Early mornings, happy turtles 🐢🌅
She said leave, get out… and tossed him like dirty laundry 😂🐢💀
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
She said leave, get out… and tossed him like dirty laundry 😂🐢💀
This isn’t a hobby… it’s an obsession 🤩🐢🥬
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This isn’t a hobby… it’s an obsession 🤩🐢🥬
Good morning from the tortoises🐢😁☀️
Quick Cactus ASMR🌵
Quick Cactus ASMR🌵
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good morning from the tortoises🐢😁☀️
Quick Cactus ASMR🌵
Quick Cactus ASMR🌵
His Royal THICCness: King the Bullfrog 🐸👑 #BigAndChunky
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
His Royal THICCness: King the Bullfrog 🐸👑 #BigAndChunky
Hay time = Wally’s happy time 🤍🦘
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Hay time = Wally’s happy time 🤍🦘
Not your average snake. She’s emerald perfection 💚🐍
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Not your average snake. She’s emerald perfection 💚🐍
Rue and Wally the wallabies meet for the first time🦘❤
October 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Rue and Wally the wallabies meet for the first time🦘❤
My Aldabra Tortoise enjoying some opuntia cactus! 🌵🐢 What should we name this beautiful tortoise ?!?
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My Aldabra Tortoise enjoying some opuntia cactus! 🌵🐢 What should we name this beautiful tortoise ?!?