Alan
@sharkboyalan.bsky.social
A Texan at heart, just moseying through life and making the best of the journey. Space Cowboy 🚀🖤 #PawsUp
It’s the same amount of traffic whether kids are at school or not.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s the same amount of traffic whether kids are at school or not.
The way my friend is seeing this guy, who tends to post everything on social media, and my friend went to visit him in his city for a week and this guy didn’t post anything for a whole week. Why is he hiding my friend? Very suspicious.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The way my friend is seeing this guy, who tends to post everything on social media, and my friend went to visit him in his city for a week and this guy didn’t post anything for a whole week. Why is he hiding my friend? Very suspicious.
Do you ever just feel like crying because you just have too many emotions all happening at once while you’re trying to just get by through your day?
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Do you ever just feel like crying because you just have too many emotions all happening at once while you’re trying to just get by through your day?
It almost feels like karma, and I’m not sure why these feelings are lingering. I’m doing my best to move on, but something still doesn’t feel right.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It almost feels like karma, and I’m not sure why these feelings are lingering. I’m doing my best to move on, but something still doesn’t feel right.
Ugh 😩 this is what I get for being naughty at work.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ugh 😩 this is what I get for being naughty at work.
Being too much this morning.. I am crashing out. Don’t mind me.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Being too much this morning.. I am crashing out. Don’t mind me.
Oh course my gym crush would come and start squatting next to me when I already wasn’t feeling my workout. Now I gotta fake it and push through.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Oh course my gym crush would come and start squatting next to me when I already wasn’t feeling my workout. Now I gotta fake it and push through.
I’ve been committed to improving myself and staying focused, but recently it’s begun to feel like an ongoing cycle with little downtime. It’s becoming exhausting, and I’m really hoping things start to get better for those of us who have been navigating these challenges.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I’ve been committed to improving myself and staying focused, but recently it’s begun to feel like an ongoing cycle with little downtime. It’s becoming exhausting, and I’m really hoping things start to get better for those of us who have been navigating these challenges.
I’m always misspelling words on here. So just ignore it. I’m not dumb, I promise.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’m always misspelling words on here. So just ignore it. I’m not dumb, I promise.
Overslept this morning. Now I have to workout in a super packed gym. 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Overslept this morning. Now I have to workout in a super packed gym. 🥲
Twitter and Grindr are down lmao
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Twitter and Grindr are down lmao
Was struggling so much during my workout this morning and I didn’t understand why, until I remembered that I forgot to eat any meals yesterday. 🥴
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Was struggling so much during my workout this morning and I didn’t understand why, until I remembered that I forgot to eat any meals yesterday. 🥴
Not a feet guy, and no disrespect is you are, but why is my Snapchat becoming a food fetish feed? haha
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Not a feet guy, and no disrespect is you are, but why is my Snapchat becoming a food fetish feed? haha
Fiesta de fresas 💁🏻♂️
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Fiesta de fresas 💁🏻♂️
I keep liking all these post of people I don’t even follow on instagram. That feed is so dumb
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I keep liking all these post of people I don’t even follow on instagram. That feed is so dumb
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Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone.
These episodes of Hazbin Hotel got me so upset. I’m just going to bed now.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
These episodes of Hazbin Hotel got me so upset. I’m just going to bed now.
I’ve been under the weather and I still have to go to work. Like wtf.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’ve been under the weather and I still have to go to work. Like wtf.
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12 years ago, Lady Gaga released ARTPOP.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
12 years ago, Lady Gaga released ARTPOP.