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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · 1d

two sharks who should be banned from all public places

The image is of a four-panel comic involving two anthro sharks (one brown with green hair, and a much larger blue one with white hair and scars). The brown shark walks past the blue shark in the gym, on the way to the locker rooms. Both notice each other. On panel 3, the blue shark corners the brown shark and gestures towards her massive boner, bulging through her yoga pants. On the fourth panel, the blue shark is bulging the brown shark's stomach with her penis, causing a loud commotion and damaging the locker she has her pinned against. The brown shark is looking up at the blue shark as she gets railed from behind. Three silhouetted onlookers watch from outside the locker room.

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · 28d

"sex pest career woman"

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Sep 7

I can be one of the boys AND mommy. you can hold two truths in your heart

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Sep 7

it's better for everyone if my tits are out during jackbox ok

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Sep 4

the relly got firl made sure she drank water and is currently monitoring her nap

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 25

damn girl are you a large body of water on a hot summer day

cuz I'm gonna put some swimmers in you

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 17

look man, it's gonna be a coin flip as to whether it's a 🐓 or a 🐈 down there every night, you're just gonna have to roll with it

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 17

stimulating the brain directly with a rod-like implement

seeing what kind of involuntary movements and sounds I can get out of ya

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 13

bro I know there are hot single moms in my area that's what I'm tryna jork it to

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 12

fat fish BITTIES fat fish PHUSSY

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 12

- death
- taxes
- saying "ooo big stretch" when the dog girl you're cuddling after hardcore sexy times does a big stretch

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 10

yea of course I'm prioritizing the wretched hags but my bedroom is a welcoming space for all middle-aged women who've lost their faith in men

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 10

I'm attending PTA meetings and handing out pamphlets explaining how it's not too late to be a lesbian even if you're a divorced mom and I'm looking up at you like this

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 10

those monchers've put many a hole in many an ass

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 8

celebrating vore day by voring big burger

SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 5

catch me holding down the cum input

blasting harder and louder than anyone has blasted before

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 3

eats ur cockandballs

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 1

we fixin years of bad posture with this one

SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Aug 1

cracking that coccyx like cracking my knuckles

pop goes your knot and pop goes my back like a beyblade ooooooooo baby

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Jul 31

sometimes it feels as though my chambers are a revolving door of lost sisters in need of private discipline

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Jul 31

convincing my friends that nuns are sexy, day 3: they've all taken vows of celibacy and have started calling me mother superior

did I make a cult

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Jul 23

oughhghhfh boobs .. ......,

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Jul 23

they have now haha ty

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Jul 20

been working on this one on and off for a coupla months, probs not gonna finish it so here ya go :)

Buff red demon woman riding small man, her back is ripped

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SharkPop @sharkpop.bsky.social · Jul 22

bro thinks he's so cool but he'll be whimpering like a dog when I pull out the pic of hamburger

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