Abby Normal
@sharktopussy.bsky.social
"You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park."
I'm just an old, crazy, cat lady. I like Linux, crafts, electronics, and I collect and fix pinball machines.
Cis woman, she/her.
Oh, and fuck Trump!
I'm just an old, crazy, cat lady. I like Linux, crafts, electronics, and I collect and fix pinball machines.
Cis woman, she/her.
Oh, and fuck Trump!
Luffy caught his first mouse!
I had to call my mom to tell her.
I'm an idiot!
I had to call my mom to tell her.
I'm an idiot!
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Luffy caught his first mouse!
I had to call my mom to tell her.
I'm an idiot!
I had to call my mom to tell her.
I'm an idiot!
We have to pay for multiple steaming services just for sports, and we still don't get every match.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We have to pay for multiple steaming services just for sports, and we still don't get every match.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
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The sad, beige people must be stopped!
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The sad, beige people must be stopped!
I'd like to see an edit of The Traitors where they just cut out all the reality show losers, so it's nothing but Alan Cumming being fabulous!
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'd like to see an edit of The Traitors where they just cut out all the reality show losers, so it's nothing but Alan Cumming being fabulous!
Can't listen to Alice's restaurant on YouTube without a minute long ad break?
Fuck that, I have other ways to observe a Thanksgiving tradition that those assholes.
Fuck that, I have other ways to observe a Thanksgiving tradition that those assholes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Can't listen to Alice's restaurant on YouTube without a minute long ad break?
Fuck that, I have other ways to observe a Thanksgiving tradition that those assholes.
Fuck that, I have other ways to observe a Thanksgiving tradition that those assholes.
What the fuck Verizon?
Your spellcheck just tried to change punchable, a real word to Lunchable, which isn't a real word, nor one ive ever used, as I am an adult.
Your spellcheck just tried to change punchable, a real word to Lunchable, which isn't a real word, nor one ive ever used, as I am an adult.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What the fuck Verizon?
Your spellcheck just tried to change punchable, a real word to Lunchable, which isn't a real word, nor one ive ever used, as I am an adult.
Your spellcheck just tried to change punchable, a real word to Lunchable, which isn't a real word, nor one ive ever used, as I am an adult.
By far, the grossest thing I've found in an old pinball machine.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
By far, the grossest thing I've found in an old pinball machine.
Is that a threat? 😉
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is that a threat? 😉
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works for I have been trying to contact you about your car warranty.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
Apparently, enjoying smart humor and having a good vocabulary makes one pretentious.
Who knew? :-)
Who knew? :-)
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Apparently, enjoying smart humor and having a good vocabulary makes one pretentious.
Who knew? :-)
Who knew? :-)
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Ok, this is weird.
Years ago, I bought A View to a Kill on Amazon.
We've watched it several times, but now, for no reason, it only plays it dubbed in Japanese, and nothing seems to change it.
None of my other movies are suddenly in Japanese, so what gives?
Has this happened to anyone else?
Years ago, I bought A View to a Kill on Amazon.
We've watched it several times, but now, for no reason, it only plays it dubbed in Japanese, and nothing seems to change it.
None of my other movies are suddenly in Japanese, so what gives?
Has this happened to anyone else?
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ok, this is weird.
Years ago, I bought A View to a Kill on Amazon.
We've watched it several times, but now, for no reason, it only plays it dubbed in Japanese, and nothing seems to change it.
None of my other movies are suddenly in Japanese, so what gives?
Has this happened to anyone else?
Years ago, I bought A View to a Kill on Amazon.
We've watched it several times, but now, for no reason, it only plays it dubbed in Japanese, and nothing seems to change it.
None of my other movies are suddenly in Japanese, so what gives?
Has this happened to anyone else?
Decided to take this year off, I just wasn't feeling inspired.
So I threw out some have assed decorations instead.
Not like we ever get trick or treaters anyway.
So I threw out some have assed decorations instead.
Not like we ever get trick or treaters anyway.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Decided to take this year off, I just wasn't feeling inspired.
So I threw out some have assed decorations instead.
Not like we ever get trick or treaters anyway.
So I threw out some have assed decorations instead.
Not like we ever get trick or treaters anyway.
This is how way too many horror movies start!
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is how way too many horror movies start!
Thanks, Trump!
Normally those are much, much cheaper!
Normally those are much, much cheaper!
October 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Thanks, Trump!
Normally those are much, much cheaper!
Normally those are much, much cheaper!
The protest went very well, we had thousands of people, and zero problems!.
Had to get a second cat, apparently I needed a child's size.
Had to get a second cat, apparently I needed a child's size.
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The protest went very well, we had thousands of people, and zero problems!.
Had to get a second cat, apparently I needed a child's size.
Had to get a second cat, apparently I needed a child's size.
The good news, this weird broken pin is now mine!
The bad news, thanks to President Pendejo, there are now tarrifs on electronic parts of 56 to 70 percent.
Fuck you trump!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
The bad news, thanks to President Pendejo, there are now tarrifs on electronic parts of 56 to 70 percent.
Fuck you trump!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The good news, this weird broken pin is now mine!
The bad news, thanks to President Pendejo, there are now tarrifs on electronic parts of 56 to 70 percent.
Fuck you trump!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
The bad news, thanks to President Pendejo, there are now tarrifs on electronic parts of 56 to 70 percent.
Fuck you trump!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
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No gods
No kings
Only frogs
No kings
Only frogs
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
No gods
No kings
Only frogs
No kings
Only frogs